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What's up with the crazy eyes lately?

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    Shalidor looks like he has been tasting too many alchemical ingredients ....
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    Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222

    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

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  • xarguideb17_ESO
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    rofl
  • Harleyquincey
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    Another slight modification...

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  • Lord_Draevan
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    I'm a man of few words. Any questions?
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  • Lord_Draevan
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    Uh-oh, looks like Naryu and Thane Oda got some of the "Tic-Tacs" too!
    Or maybe...

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    *sniff* Eeww, Oda, was that a fart?!?!

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    If only it were, Naryu...
    Edited by Lord_Draevan on January 15, 2015 3:57PM
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  • Zershar_Vemod
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    Also got to love the ones that have their necks bent all the way back while talking.

    Edited by Zershar_Vemod on January 16, 2015 4:40AM
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  • xarguideb17_ESO
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    Keep them coming, good laughing material :smiley:
  • LMar
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    Slurg wrote: »
    Maybe they've heard the news about upcoming 1.6 changes and they're stressed out about losing their loved ones repeatedly to horrible deaths when the justice system comes out.
    Hah, nice!

    This will likely be fixed in Update 6. :flushed:

    While we're on the subject of eyes, is it normal that Sheogorath has completely white eyes for a few months now? I remember them having colour before...

    Not normal, and will also be fixed with Update 6!

    I am relatively new to the game and I thought Sheogorath was *supposed* to have white eyes! :O :O
    Edited by LMar on January 16, 2015 8:18AM
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  • Razzak
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    Expect a Tamriel news report: "Skooma losing it's hold on people. A new drug called ecstasy is circulating among it's populace and it has proven to be a real "eye opener"".
  • MornaBaine
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    Another slight modification...

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    OMG! My husband and I are DYING here! Good one!!!!
    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

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    Edited by Karnus on January 16, 2015 1:15PM
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  • Lord_Draevan
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    Karnus wrote: »
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    Edited by Lord_Draevan on January 16, 2015 2:02PM
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  • Iago
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    Also got to love the ones that have their necks bent all the way back while talking.

    You mean like this



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  • Soris
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    Bwahaha
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    ^ I'm glad they fixed this at least :smiley:
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  • Zershar_Vemod
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    Yup. Had a priest talk to me like that the other day....I don't know if I should laugh or feel insulted from him. :P
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  • Zershar_Vemod
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    Edit: Ok....apparently I have no clue how to do stuff with imgur lol..
    Edited by Zershar_Vemod on January 16, 2015 3:21PM
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  • burningcrow
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    Ok this thread is epic. I laughed and spit coffee on my screen.
  • Duccea
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    Best. Thread. Ever.

    Too bad I don't have a screenshot to contribue ... yet.
  • AlnilamE
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    OMG those are hilarious!

    I have not had any of those happen to me yet.
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  • Dissentinel
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    Slurg wrote: »
    Maybe they've heard the news about upcoming 1.6 changes and they're stressed out about losing their loved ones repeatedly to horrible deaths when the justice system comes out.
    Hah, nice!

    This will likely be fixed in Update 6. :flushed:

    While we're on the subject of eyes, is it normal that Sheogorath has completely white eyes for a few months now? I remember them having colour before...

    Not normal, and will also be fixed with Update 6!

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    Isn't Sheogorath supposed to have white eyes? I believe the NPC from Skyrim had completely white eyes.
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  • Karnus
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    Reverb wrote: »
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  • Kikazaru
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    "This one is not amused"

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  • burningcrow
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    I seriously have to stop looking at this thread. First it was coffee on my screen, now it's beer that I have to wipe off from laughing. Beer in the nose hurts.
  • Zershar_Vemod
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    I seriously have to stop looking at this thread. First it was coffee on my screen, now it's beer that I have to wipe off from laughing. Beer in the nose hurts.

    Expect much suffering until this bug gets fixed...which honestly, this and the bent neck bug has made the game more enjoyable to me haha.

    One day I'll figure out how to properly post screenshots and I'll dump a bunch of my encounters that I've had so far with these bugs.
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  • AzraelKrieg
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    Good thing he was sitting down when it hit.
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  • Digiman
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    To busy reading the patch notes I think the NPC's have suffered from.
  • Messy1
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    It appears special tic-tacs have been distributed through tamriel!
  • riverdragon72
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    :)
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    Edited by riverdragon72 on January 17, 2015 5:43AM
    Meh...**** it..
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