Evil Lag monster

Morozov
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Dear Zenimax,
It has come to my attention recently, whilst trotting around the areas of Cyrodiil on the Thornblade campain, that there lurks an evil monster! This spawn of Oblivion which envelops all in its path has decided to take up the torch of destruction where Molag Bal HIMSELF set it on his Lazy-Boy recliner! I speak of none other than the Ebonheart-Pact-lag-ball-monster!
Please Zenimax......buy more servers to handle the lag when 100 EP players decide to impulse spam and AOE heal 3 square meters within a keep to lag out the internet as far away as Calcutta. There is no defense against this monster besides cancelling subscriptions.

thank you,
Still running in place
AD
Victorem
PC - NA - AZ
Vr 16: Morozov - DK
Vr 1: Zephyr Grimm - Sorc
Vr 5: Sad_Bunnie - Templar
23: Repressed-Canadian-Rage - NB
Voted "Most likely to squirrel off the crown" PC-NA
  • Cody
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    The monster WAS residing in AD squads, but has decided to migrate and bring great shame to, all the EP squads.

    I recommend this monster be killed with fire, as it's clear our wise and benevolent overlords, ZOS, are unable to do it themselves.
  • Columba
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    Cody wrote: »
    The monster WAS residing in AD squads, but has decided to migrate and bring great shame to, all the EP squads.

    I recommend this monster be killed with fire, as it's clear our wise and benevolent overlords, ZOS, are unable to do it themselves.

    this 100%. the pulse chimp spammers left ad to infest ep. that's causing the lag.

  • Lava_Croft
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    Columba wrote: »
    Cody wrote: »
    The monster WAS residing in AD squads, but has decided to migrate and bring great shame to, all the EP squads.

    I recommend this monster be killed with fire, as it's clear our wise and benevolent overlords, ZOS, are unable to do it themselves.

    this 100%. the pulse chimp spammers left ad to infest ep. that's causing the lag.
    Kill with fire? You mean Impulse and a Fire staff?
  • Cody
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    Lava_Croft wrote: »
    Columba wrote: »
    Cody wrote: »
    The monster WAS residing in AD squads, but has decided to migrate and bring great shame to, all the EP squads.

    I recommend this monster be killed with fire, as it's clear our wise and benevolent overlords, ZOS, are unable to do it themselves.

    this 100%. the pulse chimp spammers left ad to infest ep. that's causing the lag.
    Kill with fire? You mean Impulse and a Fire staff?

    Heck no.

    Daedric flamethrower
  • DaggerfallTradeMasters
    Not that AD is bad in creating lag...
  • Lava_Croft
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    Not that AD is bad in creating lag...
    Or DC. Or EP.
  • DaggerfallTradeMasters
    Lava_Croft wrote: »
    Not that AD is bad in creating lag...
    Or DC. Or EP.

    True that
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