I think what we really need are portals like the one from the spider daedra in fungal grotto that suck ppl out of their blob stack on flags and force them to do some tedious minigame. The portals would activate based on how many enemies are in the flag, or alternately based on a lag threshold derived from the aggregate ping - or whenever the hamster falls off his wheel.
Alternately, just give all the mage NPCs Wabbajacks. If we're going to be mannequins on the flags anyways, we might as well be chickens, mudcrabs and cheese wedges.
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