JOKES COMPETITION! (Warning fun inside.. and please do not take it seriously!) Win 60 days ESO!
Loneshard
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Hi community,
I would like to give ya a ESO 60 Days GameTimeCard..
http://www.amazon.com/Elder-Scrolls-Online-Day-Prepaid-Subscription/dp/B00JB4WHWU/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1417234790&sr=8-10&keywords=elder+scrolls
But..
This year 2014 comes to an end, we have laughed, cried,loved, and what we humans usually so do!
Let us count down 2014 with much fun!
(Let's LOL and win 60 day ESO GameTime)
Here the FUN contest..
Share with us your best Jokes, vids, GIFs, etc..
Topic Elder Scrolls would be fine! ..but is not Required!
The Community will choose the winner!
It's easy to choose, just click "LOL" on the joke, post,etc you like!
The post with the most LOL's wins the 60 day ESO GameTimeCard.
I will send the ESO GameTimeCard code to the winner via PM to the forum account here.
This contest will end in: 32 days and 17 hours from now.
Here the countdown..
http://the-elder-scrolls-online.jimdo.com/eso-party/
I hope the community will be creative and funny
(Good) English is not required! Just fun.. (my eng is bad too)
THE POST WITH THE MOST LOLs WINS!
Warning!
I will make some very very funny jokes, GIFs, Vids, in the next days..
It will be very hard to beat me!
UPDATE:
http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/profile/4687845/Wolfshead
Wolfshead got 5 LOLs for the nice post!
He/She is leading this competition...
Nice one!
But we have 32 more days..
Wait for my GIFs You will piiss in your pants
Edited by Loneshard on November 29, 2014 1:40PM I would like to give ya a ESO 60 Days GameTimeCard..
http://www.amazon.com/Elder-Scrolls-Online-Day-Prepaid-Subscription/dp/B00JB4WHWU/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1417234790&sr=8-10&keywords=elder+scrolls
But..
This year 2014 comes to an end, we have laughed, cried,loved, and what we humans usually so do!
Let us count down 2014 with much fun!
(Let's LOL and win 60 day ESO GameTime)Here the FUN contest..
Share with us your best Jokes, vids, GIFs, etc..
Topic Elder Scrolls would be fine! ..but is not Required!
The Community will choose the winner!
It's easy to choose, just click "LOL" on the joke, post,etc you like!
The post with the most LOL's wins the 60 day ESO GameTimeCard.
I will send the ESO GameTimeCard code to the winner via PM to the forum account here.
This contest will end in: 32 days and 17 hours from now.
Here the countdown..
http://the-elder-scrolls-online.jimdo.com/eso-party/
I hope the community will be creative and funny
(Good) English is not required! Just fun.. (my eng is bad too)
THE POST WITH THE MOST LOLs WINS!
Warning!
I will make some very very funny jokes, GIFs, Vids, in the next days..
It will be very hard to beat me!
UPDATE:
http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/profile/4687845/Wolfshead
Wolfshead got 5 LOLs for the nice post!
He/She is leading this competition...
Nice one!
But we have 32 more days..
Wait for my GIFs
You will piiss in your pants 3
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ers101284b14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭I have several funny jokes.
1. ESO will be F2P by the end of the year
2. Wildstar will kill ESO
3. ArcheAge will kill ESO
4. WoD will kill ESO
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Loneshard✭✭✭ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »I have several funny jokes.
1. ESO will be F2P by the end of the year
2. Wildstar will kill ESO
3. ArcheAge will kill ESO
4. WoD will kill ESO
Hahaha
Mate
no LOL from me!
Come on.. you can do it better!0 -
ers101284b14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭You got to admit those where funny.
I'm too tired to come up with jokes about how bad elves smell0 -
Loneshard✭✭✭Come on community, be creative!
Like this made by me..
This year no one get Gifts from Santa.
ZOS destroys Xmas for us all..
On 04.04.2014 Santa starts to play Dragon Knight inTamriel..
Now he reflect all that shiit which you always tell him..
BACK to you!Edited by Loneshard on November 29, 2014 5:07AM0 -
Syntse✭✭✭✭✭I'll contribute with this
http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/113120/eso-joke-of-the-day/Syntse Dominion Khajiit Dragonknight Stamina Tank [50]
Ra'Syntse Dominion Khajiit Nightblade Magica DPS [50]
Syntselle Dominion Dark Elf Dragonknight Magica DPS [50]
Syntseus Dominion Imperial Templar Healer [50]
Syntsetar Dominion High Elf Sorcerer Magica DPS [50]
Friar Tuktuk Daggerfall Brenton Templar Healer [50]
Syntseyn Ebonheart Brenton Nightblade Magica DPS [50]1 -
Loneshard✭✭✭I'll contribute with this
http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/113120/eso-joke-of-the-day/
This is not bad..
But old... and without cool 60 day ESO for free price!
Mate come back to this thread sometimes in the next days..
I swear I make ya LOL!
I will post many funny and crazy stuff here..
Made by me.. and ESO
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Hektlk✭✭✭"We have fixed the lag in Cyrodiil"Potato Syndicate, IR, Havoc
Ebonheart Pact, North America
Hektík - VR14 Imperial Templar2 -
Loneshard✭✭✭Secrets of the Studios of Zenimax.. part 1.
Warning!
This are insider informations and top secret!
Matt on 26 march 2014 afternoon..
Will be continued..
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Loneshard✭✭✭Secrets of the Studios of Zenimax.. part 2.
Warning!
This are insider informations and top secret!
Will be continued..
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Loneshard✭✭✭Secrets of the Studios of Zenimax.. part 3.
Warning!
This are insider informations and top secret!
Will be continued..
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Loneshard✭✭✭Secrets of the Studios of Zenimax.. part 4.
Warning!
This are insider informations and top secret!
04.04.2014 launch day..
Will be continued..
Soon™Edited by Loneshard on November 29, 2014 8:13AM0 -
Loneshard✭✭✭Secrets of the Studios of Zenimax.. part 5.
Warning!
This are insider informations and top secret!
Will be continued..
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Loneshard✭✭✭Secrets of the Studios of Zenimax.. part 6.
Warning!
This are insider informations and top secret!
Will be continued..
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Loneshard✭✭✭Secrets of the Studios of Zenimax.. part 7.
Warning!
This are insider informations and top secret!
Im the only one great lore master..
Will be continued..
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Loneshard✭✭✭Secrets of the Studios of Zenimax.. part 8.
Warning!
This are insider informations and top secret!
Will be continued..
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Wolfshead✭✭✭✭You know you're addicted to ESO when the only reason you go to church is for the stam buff.
If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled; for you are in Elysium, and you're already deadWhat we do in life, echoes in eternity1 -
Loneshard✭✭✭Secrets of the Studios of Zenimax.. part 9.
Warning!
This are insider informations and top secret!
May at ZOS...
Some player hit veteran lvl and go to Cyrodiil..
The war begins!
Much optimism exists in Cyrodiil..
But..
Dev Dragon knights waiting for you..
Will be continued..
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Wolfshead✭✭✭✭A rough and tough veteran Orc Warrior walks into an inn. He's a scary looking customer, grizzled, scarred and mean as a bag of ravagers. His feet thunder on the floor boards as he swaggers up to the bar and orders a drink. The rest of the patrons are silent, petrified with fear. He finishes his drink, then goes outside to leave. He returns moments later, sweeps every patron of the inn with his steely gaze, cracks his massive knuckles, and in a low, dangerous voice utters, "I'm going to sit down and have another drink. If my horse isn't back where I left it by the time I'm done, I'm going to have to do what I did back in the Orsinium. And I really don't want have to do what I did back in the Orsinium."
He sits down, and orders another drink. In time he finishes his second drink, gets up, and stalks to the door to check outside. Look and behold, his horse is sitting contentedly next to the Stablemaster, right where it belongs. A satisfied sneer on his face, the Warrior prepares to leave, but before he departs the Redguards that was tending bar timidlly asks, "Um, mister Warrior? What did you have to do back in the Orsinium?"
The grizzled veteran gets a sad, far-off look in his eyes, and rumbles "I had to walk home."Edited by Wolfshead on November 29, 2014 8:55AMIf you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled; for you are in Elysium, and you're already deadWhat we do in life, echoes in eternity5 -
Loneshard✭✭✭
Nice bro ^^A rough and tough veteran Orc Warrior walks into an inn. He's a scary looking customer, grizzled, scarred and mean as a bag of ravagers. His feet thunder on the floor boards as he swaggers up to the bar and orders a drink. The rest of the patrons are silent, petrified with fear. He finishes his drink, then goes outside to leave. He returns moments later, sweeps every patron of the inn with his steely gaze, cracks his massive knuckles, and in a low, dangerous voice utters, "I'm going to sit down and have another drink. If my horse isn't back where I left it by the time I'm done, I'm going to have to do what I did back in the Orsinium. And I really don't want have to do what I did back in the Orsinium."
He sits down, and orders another drink. In time he finishes his second drink, gets up, and stalks to the door to check outside. Look and behold, his horse is sitting contentedly next to the Stablemaster, right where it belongs. A satisfied sneer on his face, the Warrior prepares to leave, but before he departs the Redguards that was tending bar timidlly asks, "Um, mister Warrior? What did you have to do back in the Orsinium?"
The grizzled veteran gets a sad, far-off look in his eyes, and rumbles "I had to walk home."
Some RP like that I realy would love to see!
Good job mate!
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Loneshard✭✭✭Secrets of the Studios of Zenimax.. part 10.
Warning!
This are insider informations and top secret!
ZOS raid team in cyrodiil.. (without any lag;)
Will be continued..
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Edited by Loneshard on November 29, 2014 9:12AM0 -
Loneshard✭✭✭Secrets of the Studios of Zenimax.. part 11.
Warning!
This are insider informations and top secret!
Will be continued..
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Loneshard✭✭✭Secrets of the Studios of Zenimax.. part 12.
Warning!
This are insider informations and top secret!
Will be continued..
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Loneshard✭✭✭Thudunblundur wrote: »Chuckle. Loneshard, you win for the REAL story of what happened at Zenimax.
sssshhht...
You've seen nothing!
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