Dragon Knights need a nerf.

TehMagnus
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I've had several reports in this forum and other players I know that say their DK alt has eaten their play button.

I wonder if other people have been experiencing this as well as other unfair skills that DK's (also called "God's unwanted Children" by many) might have.

I've heard other reports I wanted to share with you guys/girls since this is getting problematic IMO.

It appears DKs also have the ability to:
- Tell the future.
- Talk to Devs.
- Make food with better stats.
- Kill characters in their own alliances.
- Be so unstoppable that they can kill themselves with spell symmetry.
- Eat Children (which is why there are none in game).
- Read your mind.
- Control NPCs.
- Fly.
- Enable GOD MODE.
- Beat Chuck Norris
- Give you Pink Eye
- Pay your rent
- Crash the Server with a hidden ultimate


I also heard it's their fault the Guild Traders System exists and that the game servers can't hold that much OPness inside of them which is why PVP is laggy.

I think this shouldn't be admissible and @ZOS should react to this ASAP and nerf DKs or plain and simply remove them from the game by impeding any player to make a new DK character.
Edited by TehMagnus on October 24, 2014 8:39PM
  • Weberda
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    You forgot "leap tall buildings in a single jump" (which as a DK I rarely do since at the end of the leap the DK is pretty much helpless for 8 seconds or so).
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  • Beesting
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    You also forgot it is the DK's fault the warlock rings are not dropping anymore, my main is a dk and to repent i have mine for sale in rawl'kha right now. 2 blue v12 ones, but be carefull, one is cursed...

    Edit: Eu server
    Edited by Beesting on October 24, 2014 3:13PM
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  • TehMagnus
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    Beesting wrote: »
    You also forgot it is the DK's fault the warlock rings are not dropping anymore, my main is a dk and to repent i have mine for sale in rawl'kha right now. 2 blue v12 ones, but be carefull, one is cursed...

    Edit: Eu server

    tumblr_maax00wLJC1qfsomt.jpg


    Sell them expensive, I heard one sold 400k yesterday ;)
  • Yusuf
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    My first thought was L2P or one these mmo-terms but then i saw your signature, which means you obviously learned to play already.
    At least pve.
    PVP is a different world man, you can't just faceroll anything in cyrodiil just 'cause you have the top-dps in your pve-guild.
    If you fight a DK make him UNABLE to get his ultimate up by pinning him in place somehow and get his stamina down. If he gets his ultimate up he has an immediate 700 stamina return. If he's cc'ed he can't cast dragonblood ;)
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    I find my VR1 Templar is actually stronger than my VR1 DK, even though they are both in identical gear.

    So I would say Nerf the Daedra instead.
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  • TehMagnus
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    Yusuf wrote: »
    My first thought was L2P or one these mmo-terms but then i saw your signature, which means you obviously learned to play already.
    At least pve.
    PVP is a different world man, you can't just faceroll anything in cyrodiil just 'cause you have the top-dps in your pve-guild.
    If you fight a DK make him UNABLE to get his ultimate up by pinning him in place somehow and get his stamina down. If he gets his ultimate up he has an immediate 700 stamina return. If he's cc'ed he can't cast dragonblood ;)

    I think you failed to see the sarcasm in my post.

    And i play a DK :wink:
  • Armitas
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    A DK wiped my group of bowmen in 3 seconds and gave me pinkeye. Stuff is OP and there is no cure for pink eye. ZOS please nerf DK's and develop cure for pink eye, thank you.
    Edited by Armitas on October 24, 2014 4:14PM
    Retired.
    Nord mDK
  • Surfinginhawaii
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    DK's can beat Chuck Norris.
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    +1 Thread! Also because i play DK, my rent gets automatically paid and my fridge gets refilled automatically too.
    Also do i never get sick. Thanks DK! On top i am Dunmer. So i never have to worry about anything!
  • Armitas
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    magnusnet wrote: »
    - Read your mind.

    "Maybe this time it won't get reflected". "Maybe this time it won't get reflected." "Maybe this time it won't get reflected". "Dangit I died, nerf DKs."
    Edited by Armitas on October 24, 2014 4:41PM
    Retired.
    Nord mDK
  • PBpsy
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    I heard from extremely reliable sources that DKs have a latency aura which makes other people around them lag really baldly. They also have a hidden server crash ultimate.
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  • TehMagnus
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    Armitas wrote: »
    magnusnet wrote: »
    - Read your mind.

    "Maybe this time it won't get reflected". "Maybe this time it won't get reflected." "Maybe this time it won't get reflected". "Dangit I died, nerf DKs."

    When I was reading your mind it was more like

    "Maybe if I smash all my keys and throw everything at him he will die"
    "He's reflecting damage on me but if I continue it will surely hit him at some point"
    "Maybe I should stop, opps I'm dead"
    "Maybe I should Learn to pl.... errmm no, NERF DKS SO OP"
  • Loneshard
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    magnusnet wrote: »
    I've had several reports in this forum and other players I know that say their DK alt has eaten their play button.

    I wonder if other people have been experiencing this as well as other unfair skills that DK's (also called "God's unwanted Children" by many) might have.

    I've heard other reports I wanted to share with you guys/girls since this is getting problematic IMO.

    It appears DKs also have the ability to:
    - Tell the future.
    - Talk to Devs.
    - Make food with better stats.
    - Kill characters in their own alliances.
    - Be so unstoppable that they can kill themselves with spell symmetry.
    - Eat Children (which is why there are none in game).
    - Read your mind.
    - Control NPCs.
    - Fly.
    - Enable GOD MODE.
    - Beat Chuck Norris
    - Give you Pink Eye
    - Pay your rent


    I also heard it's their fault the Guild Traders System exists and that the game servers can't hold that much OPness inside of them which is why PVP is laggy.

    I think this shouldn't be admissible and @ZOS should react to this ASAP and nerf DKs or plain and simply remove them from the game by impeding any player to make a new DK character.

    Absolutely correct!
    This destroys the whole game, if you're not a dragon knight! (in PvP)

    Nerf is needed very much!

    cheers
  • Armitas
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    magnusnet wrote: »
    Armitas wrote: »
    magnusnet wrote: »
    - Read your mind.

    "Maybe this time it won't get reflected". "Maybe this time it won't get reflected." "Maybe this time it won't get reflected". "Dangit I died, nerf DKs."

    When I was reading your mind it was more like

    "Maybe if I smash all my keys and throw everything at him he will die"
    "He's reflecting damage on me but if I continue it will surely hit him at some point"
    "Maybe I should stop, opps I'm dead"
    "Maybe I should Learn to pl.... errmm no, NERF DKS SO OP"

    Yeah you said it better.
    Retired.
    Nord mDK
  • Yusuf
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    magnusnet wrote: »
    Yusuf wrote: »
    My first thought was L2P or one these mmo-terms but then i saw your signature, which means you obviously learned to play already.
    At least pve.
    PVP is a different world man, you can't just faceroll anything in cyrodiil just 'cause you have the top-dps in your pve-guild.
    If you fight a DK make him UNABLE to get his ultimate up by pinning him in place somehow and get his stamina down. If he gets his ultimate up he has an immediate 700 stamina return. If he's cc'ed he can't cast dragonblood ;)

    I think you failed to see the sarcasm in my post.

    And i play a DK :wink:

    lol forget what i said then, i just saw so much qq these last few days xD
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  • Welka
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    Can we nerf the people crying for nerf? That would be awesome!
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    Nerf mudcrabs and Argonian swin speed!
  • ZOS_MichelleA
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    Apparently DKs* can also sink threads!

    (But seriously, we appreciate the humor in this thread, but it's not constructive; for this reason, we will be leaving it open and sinking the thread.)

    *Disclaimer: employee sinking this thread doesn't play a DK. She's too busy on the forums all day.
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  • TheBull
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    If chuck was in game, he wouldn't stand a chance.
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    ^ lol
  • Jitterbug
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    TheBull wrote: »
    If chuck was in game, he wouldn't stand a chance.

    Blasphemy!
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    Jitterbug wrote: »
    TheBull wrote: »
    If chuck was in game, he wouldn't stand a chance.

    Blasphemy!

    True, though the DK was inspired from real Chuck skills
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    Welka wrote: »
    Jitterbug wrote: »
    TheBull wrote: »
    If chuck was in game, he wouldn't stand a chance.

    Blasphemy!

    True, though the DK was inspired from real Chuck skills

    No you have it wrong, DKs where the inspiration for Chuck. Chuck is actually a DK both Norris and Lindell.
    Edited by TehMagnus on October 24, 2014 8:45PM
  • booksmcread
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    Pffft.

    peter-cushing.jpg

  • Surfinginhawaii
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    Pffft.

    peter-cushing.jpg
    Based on that, I guess Peter Cushing is the new Chuck Norris :D .
  • TehMagnus
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    DKs where the inspiration for Peter Cushing
  • GwaynLoki
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    DKs have the power to summon Mods to a thread. - Pls nerf DK -
    On the Chuck Norris thing... I heard come next patch, DKs leap ability will be nerfed and no longer brings you on top of structures but instead shoots Peter Cushing on top of it instead. Vamps in PvP, beware.
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