An amusing moment whilst trying to get past the starting area in Daggerfall

Spottswoode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kegxeWixGxQ&feature=youtu.be
This was my second time running through the Glenumbra area quests, so naturally I'm skipping all of the dialogue and I saw this happen. I laughed so hard I decided to make a video of it.
(You may begin the hatred now.)

Fi'yra

Not sure whether he's saying.. 'Queef farts' or 'Qwife farts'
oh the options my ears are hearing..

Kreetar

LOOOOL