Braidas

  • Braidas
    Braidas
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    BRAIDAS,

    This humble petitioner has but one request --

    Can your might and power destroy the Thornblade server lag?
    Unfortunately, BRAIDAS has already committed himself to the Daggerfall Covenant. Otherwise he'd roll these zerging blue *** so hard they'd beg for mercy, and he would offer none.
    Edited by Braidas on September 24, 2014 4:18PM
  • Manoekin
    Manoekin
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    Braidas wrote: »
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Your challenge of a higher power is petty, for BRAIDAS has already foreseen his victory.

    I fear not. I know the true prophecy of Coldcorn. It includes me standing above your corpse with my spear of light.

    I do not not think you undertsand...I am the prophecy, I am the spear of light, I am life and death itself - all that is, was, and ever will be, I am..........I am............










    Aoe Barbecue



    ....but also BRAIDAS

    You are no Pixysticks. You are braidas, a mere mortal.

    I am the son of La Revolucion. I climbed to the top of Coldcorn to receive the prophecy. A lowly peasant such as yourself could never have managed such a feat. I am the chosen one. This spear is mine. I will drive it through your heart, braidas.
    Braidas wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Your challenge of a higher power is petty, for BRAIDAS has already foreseen his victory.

    I fear not. I know the true prophecy of Coldcorn. It includes me standing above your corpse with my spear of light.

    I do not not think you undertsand...I am the prophecy, I am the spear of light, I am life and death itself - all that is, was, and ever will be, I am..........I am............










    Aoe Barbecue



    ....but also BRAIDAS

    AOE Braidascue?
    the best barbecue sauce you've ever had

    I'll show you barbecue sauce.

    Your demise is nearing closer braidas. This will be your first and last blood feud.
    BRAIDAS shall not even call you by name, for it is irrelevant. Clearly, the sheer weight of his address has driven you to madness.

    BRAIDAS has defeated gods before your race was born. The combined wrath of Aedra and Daedra could not but delay him. The Void could not hold him. Time itself could not slow him. His being is beyond your comprehension, tiny mortal.

    And for your impudence, you shall endure tortures unimaginable. You will burn until he tires of hearing your screams. Your children, your children's children, will forever be given to the dremora as slaves. Your name shall be forgotten in the annals of time...and mine will be the last you hear.

    You exist because I allow it, and you will end because I demand it.
    Your powers exist only in your mind. A fictional universe where your powers compare to my own. You will bow before me. I will make sure of this.
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    A taste of my Blazing Shield - Coldcorn is no more. BRAIDAS compels worlds to bow before him you insignificant dreg. Enjoy your delusions of grandeur, for it will all end soon enough.

    That's cute you filthy mongrel.

    Here is a snapshot of the after effects of my Blazing Shield as observed by the world's best scientists.

    646_web_4.jpg

    There is some debate on this with some folk referring to my Blazing Shield as the Hand of God, or an act of God. However, I like to think of myself as something above that of a god. You are merely a collection of dust allowed to live through the brilliant act of my Blazing Shield. Nothing but a weak copycat.
  • Braidas
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    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Your challenge of a higher power is petty, for BRAIDAS has already foreseen his victory.

    I fear not. I know the true prophecy of Coldcorn. It includes me standing above your corpse with my spear of light.

    I do not not think you undertsand...I am the prophecy, I am the spear of light, I am life and death itself - all that is, was, and ever will be, I am..........I am............










    Aoe Barbecue



    ....but also BRAIDAS

    You are no Pixysticks. You are braidas, a mere mortal.

    I am the son of La Revolucion. I climbed to the top of Coldcorn to receive the prophecy. A lowly peasant such as yourself could never have managed such a feat. I am the chosen one. This spear is mine. I will drive it through your heart, braidas.
    Braidas wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Your challenge of a higher power is petty, for BRAIDAS has already foreseen his victory.

    I fear not. I know the true prophecy of Coldcorn. It includes me standing above your corpse with my spear of light.

    I do not not think you undertsand...I am the prophecy, I am the spear of light, I am life and death itself - all that is, was, and ever will be, I am..........I am............










    Aoe Barbecue



    ....but also BRAIDAS

    AOE Braidascue?
    the best barbecue sauce you've ever had

    I'll show you barbecue sauce.

    Your demise is nearing closer braidas. This will be your first and last blood feud.
    BRAIDAS shall not even call you by name, for it is irrelevant. Clearly, the sheer weight of his address has driven you to madness.

    BRAIDAS has defeated gods before your race was born. The combined wrath of Aedra and Daedra could not but delay him. The Void could not hold him. Time itself could not slow him. His being is beyond your comprehension, tiny mortal.

    And for your impudence, you shall endure tortures unimaginable. You will burn until he tires of hearing your screams. Your children, your children's children, will forever be given to the dremora as slaves. Your name shall be forgotten in the annals of time...and mine will be the last you hear.

    You exist because I allow it, and you will end because I demand it.
    Your powers exist only in your mind. A fictional universe where your powers compare to my own. You will bow before me. I will make sure of this.
    slide_269419_1874280_free.gif
    A taste of my Blazing Shield - Coldcorn is no more. BRAIDAS compels worlds to bow before him you insignificant dreg. Enjoy your delusions of grandeur, for it will all end soon enough.

    That's cute you filthy mongrel.

    Here is a snapshot of the after effects of my Blazing Shield as observed by the world's best scientists.

    646_web_4.jpg

    There is some debate on this with some folk referring to my Blazing Shield as the Hand of God, or an act of God. However, I like to think of myself as something above that of a god. You are merely a collection of dust allowed to live through the brilliant act of my Blazing Shield. Nothing but a weak copycat.
    Your ignorance knows no bounds. The universe you inhabit is one of many in my infinite collection.
    level-ii-multiverse.jpg
    BRAIDAS need not convince others of his power, for it can be felt indefinitely, nor does he repeat himself, so will simply remind you
    Braidas wrote: »
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Your challenge of a higher power is petty, for BRAIDAS has already foreseen his victory.

    I fear not. I know the true prophecy of Coldcorn. It includes me standing above your corpse with my spear of light.

    I do not not think you undertsand...I am the prophecy, I am the spear of light, I am life and death itself - all that is, was, and ever will be, I am..........I am............










    Aoe Barbecue



    ....but also BRAIDAS

    You are no Pixysticks. You are braidas, a mere mortal.

    I am the son of La Revolucion. I climbed to the top of Coldcorn to receive the prophecy. A lowly peasant such as yourself could never have managed such a feat. I am the chosen one. This spear is mine. I will drive it through your heart, braidas.
    Braidas wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Your challenge of a higher power is petty, for BRAIDAS has already foreseen his victory.

    I fear not. I know the true prophecy of Coldcorn. It includes me standing above your corpse with my spear of light.

    I do not not think you undertsand...I am the prophecy, I am the spear of light, I am life and death itself - all that is, was, and ever will be, I am..........I am............










    Aoe Barbecue



    ....but also BRAIDAS

    AOE Braidascue?
    the best barbecue sauce you've ever had

    I'll show you barbecue sauce.

    Your demise is nearing closer braidas. This will be your first and last blood feud.
    You exist because I allow it, and you will end because I demand it.
    Edited by Braidas on September 24, 2014 4:26PM
  • smeeprocketnub19_ESO
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    I need to hang out in Alliance War more often. I miss this stuff.
    Dear Sister, I do not spread rumors, I create them.
  • Yam_of_the_Center
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    I meant to post a couple days ago that this is my new favorite thread.

    Since then it's gone into overdrive.
    He will bring life to the dead, hope to the living, and for him the Gate will open.
    The Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages - the finest Elder Scrolls resource around!
  • Manoekin
    Manoekin
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    Braidas wrote: »
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Your challenge of a higher power is petty, for BRAIDAS has already foreseen his victory.

    I fear not. I know the true prophecy of Coldcorn. It includes me standing above your corpse with my spear of light.

    I do not not think you undertsand...I am the prophecy, I am the spear of light, I am life and death itself - all that is, was, and ever will be, I am..........I am............










    Aoe Barbecue



    ....but also BRAIDAS

    You are no Pixysticks. You are braidas, a mere mortal.

    I am the son of La Revolucion. I climbed to the top of Coldcorn to receive the prophecy. A lowly peasant such as yourself could never have managed such a feat. I am the chosen one. This spear is mine. I will drive it through your heart, braidas.
    Braidas wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Your challenge of a higher power is petty, for BRAIDAS has already foreseen his victory.

    I fear not. I know the true prophecy of Coldcorn. It includes me standing above your corpse with my spear of light.

    I do not not think you undertsand...I am the prophecy, I am the spear of light, I am life and death itself - all that is, was, and ever will be, I am..........I am............










    Aoe Barbecue



    ....but also BRAIDAS

    AOE Braidascue?
    the best barbecue sauce you've ever had

    I'll show you barbecue sauce.

    Your demise is nearing closer braidas. This will be your first and last blood feud.
    BRAIDAS shall not even call you by name, for it is irrelevant. Clearly, the sheer weight of his address has driven you to madness.

    BRAIDAS has defeated gods before your race was born. The combined wrath of Aedra and Daedra could not but delay him. The Void could not hold him. Time itself could not slow him. His being is beyond your comprehension, tiny mortal.

    And for your impudence, you shall endure tortures unimaginable. You will burn until he tires of hearing your screams. Your children, your children's children, will forever be given to the dremora as slaves. Your name shall be forgotten in the annals of time...and mine will be the last you hear.

    You exist because I allow it, and you will end because I demand it.
    Your powers exist only in your mind. A fictional universe where your powers compare to my own. You will bow before me. I will make sure of this.
    slide_269419_1874280_free.gif
    A taste of my Blazing Shield - Coldcorn is no more. BRAIDAS compels worlds to bow before him you insignificant dreg. Enjoy your delusions of grandeur, for it will all end soon enough.

    That's cute you filthy mongrel.

    Here is a snapshot of the after effects of my Blazing Shield as observed by the world's best scientists.

    646_web_4.jpg

    There is some debate on this with some folk referring to my Blazing Shield as the Hand of God, or an act of God. However, I like to think of myself as something above that of a god. You are merely a collection of dust allowed to live through the brilliant act of my Blazing Shield. Nothing but a weak copycat.
    Your ignorance knows no bounds. The universe you inhabit is one of many in my infinite collection.
    level-ii-multiverse.jpg
    BRAIDAS need not convince others of his power, for it can be felt indefinitely, nor does he repeat himself, so will simply remind you
    Braidas wrote: »
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Your challenge of a higher power is petty, for BRAIDAS has already foreseen his victory.

    I fear not. I know the true prophecy of Coldcorn. It includes me standing above your corpse with my spear of light.

    I do not not think you undertsand...I am the prophecy, I am the spear of light, I am life and death itself - all that is, was, and ever will be, I am..........I am............










    Aoe Barbecue



    ....but also BRAIDAS

    You are no Pixysticks. You are braidas, a mere mortal.

    I am the son of La Revolucion. I climbed to the top of Coldcorn to receive the prophecy. A lowly peasant such as yourself could never have managed such a feat. I am the chosen one. This spear is mine. I will drive it through your heart, braidas.
    Braidas wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Your challenge of a higher power is petty, for BRAIDAS has already foreseen his victory.

    I fear not. I know the true prophecy of Coldcorn. It includes me standing above your corpse with my spear of light.

    I do not not think you undertsand...I am the prophecy, I am the spear of light, I am life and death itself - all that is, was, and ever will be, I am..........I am............










    Aoe Barbecue



    ....but also BRAIDAS

    AOE Braidascue?
    the best barbecue sauce you've ever had

    I'll show you barbecue sauce.

    Your demise is nearing closer braidas. This will be your first and last blood feud.
    You exist because I allow it, and you will end because I demand it.

    This is what I think of your puny bubbles.

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  • Aoe_Barbecue
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    I AM AOE BARBECUE. I will tenderly roast your souls ... six at a time. I am AoE incarnate, the divine, mysterious hypostatic union of an ascendent, trans-natural barbecue with a ten-dimensional sexual tyrannosaurus, which then blossomed into something so outstandingly, inhumanly gargantuan that it kicked Plato's metaphysics in the nuts and actualized into all possible worlds the ideal of The Barbecue. The Barbecue is more ontologically necessary than three sided triangles. The Barbecue can make a burrito so hot, even he cannot eat it. And the Barbecue is hungry for your tender, quivering AP's.

    I am The Barbecue. I hope your body is ready.

    BBQ.jpg
  • dcincali
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    bacon-is-god-meme-generator-everything-is-better-when-you-add-bacon-2b4965.jpg?1359779033.jpg
    Yup

  • Braidas
    Braidas
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    I AM AOE BARBECUE. I will tenderly roast your souls ... six at a time. I am AoE incarnate, the divine, mysterious hypostatic union of an ascendent, trans-natural barbecue with a ten-dimensional sexual tyrannosaurus, which then blossomed into something so outstandingly, inhumanly gargantuan that it kicked Plato's metaphysics in the nuts and actualized into all possible worlds the ideal of The Barbecue. The Barbecue is more ontologically necessary than three sided triangles. The Barbecue can make a burrito so hot, even he cannot eat it. And the Barbecue is hungry for your tender, quivering AP's.

    I am The Barbecue. I hope your body is ready.

    BBQ.jpg
    Charcoal or Propane?
  • Manoekin
    Manoekin
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    Braidas wrote: »
    I AM AOE BARBECUE. I will tenderly roast your souls ... six at a time. I am AoE incarnate, the divine, mysterious hypostatic union of an ascendent, trans-natural barbecue with a ten-dimensional sexual tyrannosaurus, which then blossomed into something so outstandingly, inhumanly gargantuan that it kicked Plato's metaphysics in the nuts and actualized into all possible worlds the ideal of The Barbecue. The Barbecue is more ontologically necessary than three sided triangles. The Barbecue can make a burrito so hot, even he cannot eat it. And the Barbecue is hungry for your tender, quivering AP's.

    I am The Barbecue. I hope your body is ready.

    BBQ.jpg
    Charcoal or Propane?

    You're not even the real AOE Barbecue. I won't waste anymore of my time with an imposter.

    Kamado-font-b-grill-b-font-bbq-Large-font-b-temperature-b-font-meter-wholesale.jpg

    Your flame ain't even hot.
  • Aoe_Barbecue
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    Braidas wrote: »
    I AM AOE BARBECUE. I will tenderly roast your souls ... six at a time. I am AoE incarnate, the divine, mysterious hypostatic union of an ascendent, trans-natural barbecue with a ten-dimensional sexual tyrannosaurus, which then blossomed into something so outstandingly, inhumanly gargantuan that it kicked Plato's metaphysics in the nuts and actualized into all possible worlds the ideal of The Barbecue. The Barbecue is more ontologically necessary than three sided triangles. The Barbecue can make a burrito so hot, even he cannot eat it. And the Barbecue is hungry for your tender, quivering AP's.

    I am The Barbecue. I hope your body is ready.

    BBQ.jpg
    Charcoal or Propane?

    Propane is the metaphysically inferior heat, nay - opiate! - of transgressors and Wittgensteinians. Your mere mention of it has been written in the Book of Barbecue, penitent. In charcoal the bedraggled masses find their hope. In The Barbecue we trust!

  • Braidas
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    Manoekin wrote: »
    I now declare a blood feud with you, Braidas. If you choose to accept, know that you will die.
    Rudimentary creature of blood and flesh, you confront me, fondling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your life is measured in years and decades, you wither, and die. I, am eternal, the pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before me, you, are nothing. Your defeat is inevitable. I, am the end of everything.
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Your challenge of a higher power is petty, for BRAIDAS has already foreseen his victory.
    I fear not. I know the true prophecy of Coldcorn. It includes me standing above your corpse with my spear of light.
    Confidence, born of ignorance. My will, cannot be broken. More have challenged me than you can fathom. There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own, you cannot even imagine it. My being transcends your very understanding. I, am independent, free of any corporeal shackles. You, cannot even grasp the nature of my existence. I have no beginning, I have no end, I, am infinite. Millions of years after you have been eradicated and forgotten, I, will endure. You cannot escape your doom. I am beyond your comprehension, I, am BRAIDAS.
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    I AM AOE BARBECUE. I will tenderly roast your souls ... six at a time. I am AoE incarnate, the divine, mysterious hypostatic union of an ascendent, trans-natural barbecue with a ten-dimensional sexual tyrannosaurus, which then blossomed into something so outstandingly, inhumanly gargantuan that it kicked Plato's metaphysics in the nuts and actualized into all possible worlds the ideal of The Barbecue. The Barbecue is more ontologically necessary than three sided triangles. The Barbecue can make a burrito so hot, even he cannot eat it. And the Barbecue is hungry for your tender, quivering AP's.

    I am The Barbecue. I hope your body is ready.

    BBQ.jpg
    Charcoal or Propane?
    Your flame ain't even hot.
    Your words are as empty as your future. I, am the vanguard of your destruction. This exchange, is over.
  • Braidas
    Braidas
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    Braidas wrote: »
    I AM AOE BARBECUE. I will tenderly roast your souls ... six at a time. I am AoE incarnate, the divine, mysterious hypostatic union of an ascendent, trans-natural barbecue with a ten-dimensional sexual tyrannosaurus, which then blossomed into something so outstandingly, inhumanly gargantuan that it kicked Plato's metaphysics in the nuts and actualized into all possible worlds the ideal of The Barbecue. The Barbecue is more ontologically necessary than three sided triangles. The Barbecue can make a burrito so hot, even he cannot eat it. And the Barbecue is hungry for your tender, quivering AP's.

    I am The Barbecue. I hope your body is ready.

    BBQ.jpg
    Charcoal or Propane?

    Propane is the metaphysically inferior heat, nay - opiate! - of transgressors and Wittgensteinians. Your mere mention of it has been written in the Book of Barbecue, penitent. In charcoal the bedraggled masses find their hope. In The Barbecue we trust!
    Correct.
  • Manoekin
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    Friday at the bike racks 7:30pm EST. Be there, or be AOE Barbecue.
  • Neminem
    Neminem
    Soul Shriven
    Braidas wrote: »
    Manoekin wrote: »
    I now declare a blood feud with you, Braidas. If you choose to accept, know that you will die.
    Rudimentary creature of blood and flesh, you confront me, fondling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your life is measured in years and decades, you wither, and die. I, am eternal, the pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before me, you, are nothing. Your defeat is inevitable. I, am the end of everything.
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Your challenge of a higher power is petty, for BRAIDAS has already foreseen his victory.
    I fear not. I know the true prophecy of Coldcorn. It includes me standing above your corpse with my spear of light.
    Confidence, born of ignorance. My will, cannot be broken. More have challenged me than you can fathom. There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own, you cannot even imagine it. My being transcends your very understanding. I, am independent, free of any corporeal shackles. You, cannot even grasp the nature of my existence. I have no beginning, I have no end, I, am infinite. Millions of years after you have been eradicated and forgotten, I, will endure. You cannot escape your doom. I am beyond your comprehension, I, am BRAIDAS.
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    I AM AOE BARBECUE. I will tenderly roast your souls ... six at a time. I am AoE incarnate, the divine, mysterious hypostatic union of an ascendent, trans-natural barbecue with a ten-dimensional sexual tyrannosaurus, which then blossomed into something so outstandingly, inhumanly gargantuan that it kicked Plato's metaphysics in the nuts and actualized into all possible worlds the ideal of The Barbecue. The Barbecue is more ontologically necessary than three sided triangles. The Barbecue can make a burrito so hot, even he cannot eat it. And the Barbecue is hungry for your tender, quivering AP's.

    I am The Barbecue. I hope your body is ready.

    BBQ.jpg
    Charcoal or Propane?
    Your flame ain't even hot.
    Your words are as empty as your future. I, am the vanguard of your destruction. This exchange, is over.

    A Reaper in Cyrodil? I think you took the wrong track somewhere on your way to the galaxy! :p

    And iirc the citation is from the same Reaper whose parts where scattered all over the Citadel in the end.
    btw. the Reapers became a real annoyance only when they started zerg-swarming the galaxy.

    All in all I question the wisdom in citing a Reaper :p
    Edited by Neminem on September 25, 2014 3:30PM
  • Braidas
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    Neminem wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Manoekin wrote: »
    I now declare a blood feud with you, Braidas. If you choose to accept, know that you will die.
    Rudimentary creature of blood and flesh, you confront me, fondling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your life is measured in years and decades, you wither, and die. I, am eternal, the pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before me, you, are nothing. Your defeat is inevitable. I, am the end of everything.
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Your challenge of a higher power is petty, for BRAIDAS has already foreseen his victory.
    I fear not. I know the true prophecy of Coldcorn. It includes me standing above your corpse with my spear of light.
    Confidence, born of ignorance. My will, cannot be broken. More have challenged me than you can fathom. There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own, you cannot even imagine it. My being transcends your very understanding. I, am independent, free of any corporeal shackles. You, cannot even grasp the nature of my existence. I have no beginning, I have no end, I, am infinite. Millions of years after you have been eradicated and forgotten, I, will endure. You cannot escape your doom. I am beyond your comprehension, I, am BRAIDAS.
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    I AM AOE BARBECUE. I will tenderly roast your souls ... six at a time. I am AoE incarnate, the divine, mysterious hypostatic union of an ascendent, trans-natural barbecue with a ten-dimensional sexual tyrannosaurus, which then blossomed into something so outstandingly, inhumanly gargantuan that it kicked Plato's metaphysics in the nuts and actualized into all possible worlds the ideal of The Barbecue. The Barbecue is more ontologically necessary than three sided triangles. The Barbecue can make a burrito so hot, even he cannot eat it. And the Barbecue is hungry for your tender, quivering AP's.

    I am The Barbecue. I hope your body is ready.

    BBQ.jpg
    Charcoal or Propane?
    Your flame ain't even hot.
    Your words are as empty as your future. I, am the vanguard of your destruction. This exchange, is over.

    A Reaper in Cyrodil? I think you took the wrong track somewhere on your way to the galaxy! :p

    And iirc the citation is from the same Reaper whose parts where scattered all over the Citadel in the end.
    btw. the Reapers became a real annoyance only when they started zerg-swarming the galaxy.

    All in all I question the wisdom in citing a Reaper :p
    Without BRAIDAS, there is no Sovereign. His wisdom was imparted to the Reaper, not vice versa. If you dare question me again, you will meet the same fate.
  • Neminem
    Neminem
    Soul Shriven
    Braidas wrote: »
    Neminem wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Manoekin wrote: »
    I now declare a blood feud with you, Braidas. If you choose to accept, know that you will die.
    Rudimentary creature of blood and flesh, you confront me, fondling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your life is measured in years and decades, you wither, and die. I, am eternal, the pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before me, you, are nothing. Your defeat is inevitable. I, am the end of everything.
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Your challenge of a higher power is petty, for BRAIDAS has already foreseen his victory.
    I fear not. I know the true prophecy of Coldcorn. It includes me standing above your corpse with my spear of light.
    Confidence, born of ignorance. My will, cannot be broken. More have challenged me than you can fathom. There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own, you cannot even imagine it. My being transcends your very understanding. I, am independent, free of any corporeal shackles. You, cannot even grasp the nature of my existence. I have no beginning, I have no end, I, am infinite. Millions of years after you have been eradicated and forgotten, I, will endure. You cannot escape your doom. I am beyond your comprehension, I, am BRAIDAS.
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    I AM AOE BARBECUE. I will tenderly roast your souls ... six at a time. I am AoE incarnate, the divine, mysterious hypostatic union of an ascendent, trans-natural barbecue with a ten-dimensional sexual tyrannosaurus, which then blossomed into something so outstandingly, inhumanly gargantuan that it kicked Plato's metaphysics in the nuts and actualized into all possible worlds the ideal of The Barbecue. The Barbecue is more ontologically necessary than three sided triangles. The Barbecue can make a burrito so hot, even he cannot eat it. And the Barbecue is hungry for your tender, quivering AP's.

    I am The Barbecue. I hope your body is ready.

    BBQ.jpg
    Charcoal or Propane?
    Your flame ain't even hot.
    Your words are as empty as your future. I, am the vanguard of your destruction. This exchange, is over.

    A Reaper in Cyrodil? I think you took the wrong track somewhere on your way to the galaxy! :p

    And iirc the citation is from the same Reaper whose parts where scattered all over the Citadel in the end.
    btw. the Reapers became a real annoyance only when they started zerg-swarming the galaxy.

    All in all I question the wisdom in citing a Reaper :p
    Without BRAIDAS, there is no Sovereign. His wisdom was imparted to the Reaper, not vice versa. If you dare question me again, you will meet the same fate.

    Is it you, Star Child?^^
  • Braidas
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    Manoekin wrote: »
    Friday at the bike racks 7:30pm EST. Be there, or be AOE Barbecue.
    When and where you choose to die is irrelevant. I have seen it a thousand times, it is inevitable. I will be there.
  • Braidas
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    Neminem wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Neminem wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Manoekin wrote: »
    I now declare a blood feud with you, Braidas. If you choose to accept, know that you will die.
    Rudimentary creature of blood and flesh, you confront me, fondling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your life is measured in years and decades, you wither, and die. I, am eternal, the pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before me, you, are nothing. Your defeat is inevitable. I, am the end of everything.
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    Your challenge of a higher power is petty, for BRAIDAS has already foreseen his victory.
    I fear not. I know the true prophecy of Coldcorn. It includes me standing above your corpse with my spear of light.
    Confidence, born of ignorance. My will, cannot be broken. More have challenged me than you can fathom. There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own, you cannot even imagine it. My being transcends your very understanding. I, am independent, free of any corporeal shackles. You, cannot even grasp the nature of my existence. I have no beginning, I have no end, I, am infinite. Millions of years after you have been eradicated and forgotten, I, will endure. You cannot escape your doom. I am beyond your comprehension, I, am BRAIDAS.
    Manoekin wrote: »
    Braidas wrote: »
    I AM AOE BARBECUE. I will tenderly roast your souls ... six at a time. I am AoE incarnate, the divine, mysterious hypostatic union of an ascendent, trans-natural barbecue with a ten-dimensional sexual tyrannosaurus, which then blossomed into something so outstandingly, inhumanly gargantuan that it kicked Plato's metaphysics in the nuts and actualized into all possible worlds the ideal of The Barbecue. The Barbecue is more ontologically necessary than three sided triangles. The Barbecue can make a burrito so hot, even he cannot eat it. And the Barbecue is hungry for your tender, quivering AP's.

    I am The Barbecue. I hope your body is ready.

    BBQ.jpg
    Charcoal or Propane?
    Your flame ain't even hot.
    Your words are as empty as your future. I, am the vanguard of your destruction. This exchange, is over.

    A Reaper in Cyrodil? I think you took the wrong track somewhere on your way to the galaxy! :p

    And iirc the citation is from the same Reaper whose parts where scattered all over the Citadel in the end.
    btw. the Reapers became a real annoyance only when they started zerg-swarming the galaxy.

    All in all I question the wisdom in citing a Reaper :p
    Without BRAIDAS, there is no Sovereign. His wisdom was imparted to the Reaper, not vice versa. If you dare question me again, you will meet the same fate.

    Is it you, Star Child?^^
    There is only BRAIDAS, nothing more.
  • Maulkin
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    Jesus...this thread...
    EU | PC | AD
  • Rylana
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    @rylanadionysis == Closed Beta Tester October 2013 == Retired October 2016 == Uninstalled @ One Tamriel Release == Inactive Indefinitely
    Ebonheart Pact: Lyzara Dionysis - Sorc - AR 37 (Former Empress of Blackwater Blade and Haderus) == Shondra Dionysis - Temp - AR 23 == Arrianaya Dionysis - DK - AR 17
    Aldmeri Dominion: Rylana Dionysis - DK - AR 25 == Kailiana - NB - AR 21 == Minerva Dionysis - Temp - AR 21 == Victoria Dionysis - Sorc - AR 13
    Daggerfall Covenant: Dannika Dionysis - DK - AR 21 == The Catman Rises - Temp - AR 15 (Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade)
    Forum LOL Champion (retired) == Black Belt in Ballista-Fu == The Last Vice Member == Praise Cheesus == Electro-Goblin
  • Greatfellow
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    I feel the thunder of their voices pounding down around me.
    I am on the playground and see the empty swingsets, swinging wildly. The raging wind roars past me, past all of us, we antlike spectators, and that wind bellows at us: "Best avoid the bike racks on Friday night!" and, "Don't forget to bring soft drinks and popcorn!"

    I run. I run as fast as my mortal legs will carry me. To the store, to the snack aisle. And back home to get my lawn chair and blankey.
    Edited by Greatfellow on September 25, 2014 10:40PM
  • Manoekin
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    I feel the thunder of their voices pounding down around me.
    I am on the playground and see the empty swingsets, swinging wildly. The raging wind roars past me, past all of us, we antlike spectators, and that wind bellows at us: "Best avoid the bike racks on Friday night!" and, "Don't forget to bring soft drinks and popcorn!"

    I run. I run as fast as my mortal legs will carry me. To the store, to the snack aisle. And back home to get my lawn chair and blankey.

    Can I request some skittles?
  • Greatfellow
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    Manoekin wrote: »
    I feel the thunder of their voices pounding down around me.
    I am on the playground and see the empty swingsets, swinging wildly. The raging wind roars past me, past all of us, we antlike spectators, and that wind bellows at us: "Best avoid the bike racks on Friday night!" and, "Don't forget to bring soft drinks and popcorn!"

    I run. I run as fast as my mortal legs will carry me. To the store, to the snack aisle. And back home to get my lawn chair and blankey.

    Can I request some skittles?

    I run back to the store. I walk the last part, panting heavily.
    Edited by Greatfellow on September 26, 2014 5:18AM
  • Cody
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    so who won? who spammed puncturing strikes the most?
  • Manoekin
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    Cody wrote: »
    so who won? who spammed puncturing strikes the most?

    Me of course. This one has never lost a blood feud.
  • Braidas
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    Cody wrote: »
    so who won? who spammed puncturing strikes the most?
    in which of BRAIDAS's realities are you referring to?
    level-ii-multiverse.jpg
  • FluffiestOne
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    I saw Braidas die. #FightOver
    Fluffy
    Senior Fluffykins, Daggerfall Liberator of Haderus, Dragonknight.
    Fliffers, Daggerfall Liberator of Hopesfire, Templar.
    Prophet Fluffy of Death, Casual of the Dominion, Sorceror.
    Nozdorumu The Timeless, Daggerfall. Dragon. Nightblade.
    All my toon names are subject to change.
    " Ignorance must be bliss because I can't imagine why anyone would live in it. " -Fluffy
  • Braidas
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    I saw Braidas die. #FightOver
    lol try runnign into a zerg of 30+ when immovable doesn't work for ***. not even i can fix zos's broken mess
  • FluffiestOne
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    Braidas wrote: »
    I saw Braidas die. #FightOver
    lol try runnign into a zerg of 30+ when immovable doesn't work for ***. not even i can fix zos's broken mess

    I didn't die. #Excuses :P I'm just tralalaling.
    Edited by FluffiestOne on September 27, 2014 4:17AM
    Fluffy
    Senior Fluffykins, Daggerfall Liberator of Haderus, Dragonknight.
    Fliffers, Daggerfall Liberator of Hopesfire, Templar.
    Prophet Fluffy of Death, Casual of the Dominion, Sorceror.
    Nozdorumu The Timeless, Daggerfall. Dragon. Nightblade.
    All my toon names are subject to change.
    " Ignorance must be bliss because I can't imagine why anyone would live in it. " -Fluffy
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