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Latency and balance, dev excuses
Redlag
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We can 360 block because of latency. We can't 360 get our stealth bonuses on Nightblades. Im just curious with the logic in that. There's no excuse.
Either give NBs 360 degrees on their stealth bonuses for all their openers such as teleporting strikes and surprise attacks or make block a 90 degree frontal cone. Use the same logic evenly over the game.
This has nothing to do with my original post. I just find it amazingly amusing. So much so im making a video. My wife has been playing mmorpg game for a year. She has been PvP'ing in mmorpgs for a grand total of about 2 days played time. She runs screaming saying OH NO IM GETTING ATTACKED when she's in Cyrodiil. If you've seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off and can imagine his teachers voice. That's exactly how I sound when I say.. HOLD RIGHT CLICK DOWN ALWAYS (I've been telling her that since release) Hit 5 (spell reflect). Hit 2 (green dragon blood). Press 5 (immovable). Change your weapon. Press 3 (shield charge). Press 2 (root). Press 4 as many times as you can before he get's up (Lava whip). Press 2 (Talons root). Hit Lava whip, Lava whip again.. Good job baby.
I woke up this morning with my wife not in bed. I walk into my computer room and there she is. Apparently she has been up playing ESO. As Im walking in she says. Look honey I made 200 thousand of those pvp point thingies. I look at her screen and she is right outside of a pact door soloing 2 enemy players. Her team is around the other side of the keep. I say, baby you can't just run around without youre team there. You're gonna die. She says, well I I hit auto run and when I seen enemy players jump on me I got scared and couldn't figure out how to stop running. She get's all excited and says HAHA as the Sorc dies in her (DK vs sorc and NB fight she couldn't help but auto run into).
Im happy that my wife is having a good time, but Im too disgusted to log in this morning. I have a VR14 DK, but this is just ridiculous.
Either give NBs 360 degrees on their stealth bonuses for all their openers such as teleporting strikes and surprise attacks or make block a 90 degree frontal cone. Use the same logic evenly over the game.
This has nothing to do with my original post. I just find it amazingly amusing. So much so im making a video. My wife has been playing mmorpg game for a year. She has been PvP'ing in mmorpgs for a grand total of about 2 days played time. She runs screaming saying OH NO IM GETTING ATTACKED when she's in Cyrodiil. If you've seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off and can imagine his teachers voice. That's exactly how I sound when I say.. HOLD RIGHT CLICK DOWN ALWAYS (I've been telling her that since release) Hit 5 (spell reflect). Hit 2 (green dragon blood). Press 5 (immovable). Change your weapon. Press 3 (shield charge). Press 2 (root). Press 4 as many times as you can before he get's up (Lava whip). Press 2 (Talons root). Hit Lava whip, Lava whip again.. Good job baby.
I woke up this morning with my wife not in bed. I walk into my computer room and there she is. Apparently she has been up playing ESO. As Im walking in she says. Look honey I made 200 thousand of those pvp point thingies. I look at her screen and she is right outside of a pact door soloing 2 enemy players. Her team is around the other side of the keep. I say, baby you can't just run around without youre team there. You're gonna die. She says, well I I hit auto run and when I seen enemy players jump on me I got scared and couldn't figure out how to stop running. She get's all excited and says HAHA as the Sorc dies in her (DK vs sorc and NB fight she couldn't help but auto run into).
Im happy that my wife is having a good time, but Im too disgusted to log in this morning. I have a VR14 DK, but this is just ridiculous.
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smeeprocketnub19_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭yes I'm sure you "wife" did that. Your "wife" probably knows nothing about mmos because she is a woman, too. It's science.Dear Sister, I do not spread rumors, I create them.3 -
Redlag✭✭✭smeeprocketnub19_ESO wrote: »yes I'm sure you "wife" did that. Your "wife" probably knows nothing about mmos because she is a woman, too. It's science.
I went to a group interview a few years back for uhaul that had a work at home job opportunities. I was there with some genius like computer gurus. When they talked to us all at the conference table. They told every one that I had 65 errors per minute. All these computer science guys snickered at me as they were told that they had so low as 10 or 8 errors per minute.
Then the Uhaul exec told us all. Jimmy (me) typed 175 words correctly per minute after correcting his errors. Then went on to tell the fools that they were typing 95 to a 120 after correcting their errors.
That said, my wife works on keybinds. Static memory that she uses every day. She works for *** executive offices running commands that I just get lost in. I say to her. You have all these keybinds in your mind. I watch you press them everyday and I am amazed with the accuracy that you always remember them and you type them without a second thought. I plead with her. Baby, if you're working and hitting Shfit, alt, F likes its normal... Please start setting your mmo preference to reflect your work preferences. Start setting you keybinds in mmos as the same thing you're use to at work. It will play into each other..
Needless to say. I created a PvP Godess that's all mine. Shes's begging me to go back to WoW because this game is so bug ridden. Having to relog to use a PvP castle gate/door and crashing every 15 minutes. I came from a long line of mmorpg since UO. So I say give it more time baby. Shes now a murderer and she is killing people like I never imagined.
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✭smeeprocketnub19_ESO wrote: »yes I'm sure you "wife" did that. Your "wife" probably knows nothing about mmos because she is a woman, too. It's science.
Ron Burgundy agrees.
http://youtu.be/BKKa_OlSXgQ 0