If I can't kill CATS by Christmas...

GoatKnuckle

I'm UNSUBBING. At least for a week.

Who's with me?

EDIT: While most of the responses are appreciated, I would like to take this opportunity to reel you all back in and kindly remind you keep this thread on topic. Khajit's are not cats. Nobody cares about them, and we can already kill them. Felines, on the other hand, should be given no quarter and no special privileges.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE THREAD. I am very serious about this. As a showing of my resolve I will allow Zenimax to charge my credit card on file with them for the amount of 1 man-hour worth of work. I can't possibly see it taking more than 1 hour to make this happen.

I would be willing to pay 2 man-hours if the cats scream out, "Goatknuckle" every time they are killed.

And for the love of Skooma, put some guts in those cats and make them useful.

Your humble servant,

Goat

ers101284b14_ESO

You are a Terrible person

seanolan

KAWAIIIIIIII!!!!!! Doko kara ano chibi-neko ga kiimashita ka?? Hoshiiiii you!!!

PBpsy

ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »

You are a Terrible person

That looks shopped.

I agree the invincible cats and unspankable monkeys are game breaking and are major reason for diminishing player population.

dharbert

Every time you complain about Nightblades, Sheogorath kills a kitten.

PBpsy

dharbert wrote: »

Every time you complain about Nightblades, Sheogorath kills a kitten.

No , He doesn't kill kittens he just teleports one in your underwear and the kitteh performs a Surprise attack followed by Impale on your private parts. Fun times.

Venereous44

Only if all the rest of the cats in the vicinity attack you and they get a respectable life bar.. kinda like those crazy mud crabs that gang up on you. With lots of crazy sounding cat sound effects of course.

Zorrashi

Don't see the appeal.
...unless it is considered a murderous crime when the justice system hits. Not as bad as a person (well...unless they happen to be khajiits) but still a severe bounty incursion.

Oh to heck with what I just said! Cats should be just as sacred as the rooftops in game! Your filthy feet are not even worthy of touching them! Let alone your hands or weapon!

Two-Dogs

We could do we a drastic reduction in the cat population.

Folks seem to forget that cats, if left to their own devices and given the freedom to roam, are active, effective predators. The little furry buggers are responsible for the decimation of local fauna populations.

When was the last time you saw a vole?

Exactly.

Venereous44

Actually rats are all over the place in ESO. But in real life... how many rodents do you see? They're good at hiding!

Aeratus

You don't kill cats.

In Elder Scrolls, cat kills you.

Smiteye

All khajit should be killable by any player regardless of faction, i agree with the OP! Filthy cats....!

Blackhorne

But not killing cats maybe the only thing keeping you off of Santa's naughty list. Wait to see what you get for Christmas, and then decide whether to entertain your felicidal tendencies or not.

kijima

Cat gut was often used to string instruments with back in the old days.

Perhaps being able to kill them with the added skill line of lute repair will be available in the next patch. :P

Valen_Byte

Two-Dogs wrote: »

We could do we a drastic reduction in the cat population.

Folks seem to forget that cats, if left to their own devices and given the freedom to roam, are active, effective predators. The little furry buggers are responsible for the decimation of local fauna populations.

When was the last time you saw a vole?

Exactly.

I see voles all the time. They suck.

Tyr

Zorrashi wrote: »

Don't see the appeal.
...unless it is considered a murderous crime when the justice system hits. Not as bad as a person (well...unless they happen to be khajiits) but still a severe bounty incursion.

Oh to heck with what I just said! Cats should be just as sacred as the rooftops in game! Your filthy feet are not even worthy of touching them! Let alone your hands or weapon!

You bring up a really good point about khajjitt. Will the Alfiq NPC's be killable?

deruddb14_ESO

Smiteye wrote: »

All khajit should be killable by any player regardless of faction, i agree with the OP! Filthy cats....!

And skinable! After all, winter is coming, and I could use some warm undies!!!

AshySamurai

And I want to see how you will kill Razum-dar. Try and get stab in the back.

UrQuan

Two-Dogs wrote: »

Folks seem to forget that cats, if left to their own devices and given the freedom to roam, are active, effective predators. The little furry buggers are responsible for the decimation of local fauna populations.

When was the last time you saw a vole?

Exactly.

That's exactly why I love cats. It's also the whole reason why housecats were domesticated in the first place. As humans started to store grain, they started to attract rodents who wanted to eat that grain. Cats were domesticated to kill those rodents, so humans would be able to eat their grain instead of losing it all.

Who's a cute wittle deadly predator? You is! Yes you is!

tplink3r1

you better dont kill my slaves.

AreoHotah

This one will have you all for breakfast with bread and Nutella, hiiisssss.

Blackhorne

kijima wrote: »

Cat gut was often used to string instruments with back in the old days.

Except catgut was never actually made from cat...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catgut

AlnilamE

You will not touch the kitties!!!

Potenza

Only if your pvp is turned on everywhere you go in Tamriel for a week after you kill the kitty.

Venereous44

The only thing that ever annoyed me to the point of wishing that i could kill it in some extremely slow and morbid fashion would be the idiot in Riften constantly yelling "its here!!" Worse, it seems to follow you around like a poltergeist, like its standing right behind you but you turn around and there is never an NPC standing there. To this day I still don't know which NPC is yelling that.

Zorrashi

Two-Dogs wrote: »

We could do we a drastic reduction in the cat population.

Folks seem to forget that cats, if left to their own devices and given the freedom to roam, are active, effective predators. The little furry buggers are responsible for the decimation of local fauna populations.

When was the last time you saw a vole?

Exactly.

We could also do with less humans. Do you know how many animals we have driven to either endangerment or extinction?

But I suppose we do enough of that in Cyrodil right?

Venereous44

Zorrashi wrote: »

Two-Dogs wrote: »

We could do we a drastic reduction in the cat population.

Folks seem to forget that cats, if left to their own devices and given the freedom to roam, are active, effective predators. The little furry buggers are responsible for the decimation of local fauna populations.

When was the last time you saw a vole?

Exactly.

We could also do with less humans. Do you know how many animals we have driven to either endangerment or extinction?

But I suppose we do enough of that in Cyrodil right?

+1 +1 Ebola! We're in dire need of a zombie apocalypse.

WraithAzraiel

seanolan wrote: »

KAWAIIIIIIII!!!!!! Doko kara ano chibi-neko ga kiimashita ka?? Hoshiiiii you!!!

get out

Psychobunni

OP- There are some cats in Eastmarch with a present for you