Chew on my boot

Curragraigue

When they introduce the justice / assassins guild system there are a few guards in Bangkorai that talk a big game and need to be taught a lesson.

Anyone else that you are looking forward to being a viable target?

Greatfellow

Well, i'd actually like to kill Lyris Titanborne (or whatever her last name is, Sai's girlfriend) because she was so worthless to me as a quest partner. I mean, I did let her sacrifice herself at the end of all that, but I really would have preferred to kill her myself.

ThePonzzz

The guards in Wayrest that let me know they can remove my head to get rid of some weight. It's going to be so on!

Tekalynn

Greatfellow wrote: »

Well, i'd actually like to kill Lyris Titanborne (or whatever her last name is, Sai's girlfriend) because she was so worthless to me as a quest partner. I mean, I did let her sacrifice herself at the end of all that, but I really would have preferred to kill her myself.

Nooo, not my gal Lyris! She's the only one of the Companions I haven't wanted to boot back into Coldharbour at some point.

Greatfellow

Tekalynn wrote: »

Greatfellow wrote: »

Well, i'd actually like to kill Lyris Titanborne (or whatever her last name is, Sai's girlfriend) because she was so worthless to me as a quest partner. I mean, I did let her sacrifice herself at the end of all that, but I really would have preferred to kill her myself.

Nooo, not my gal Lyris! She's the only one of the Companions I haven't wanted to boot back into Coldharbour at some point.

You know, when I was with her in the Halls of Torment she just stood around watching that darned serpent-thingie-woman (Harvester woman, yeah that's the one) chase me down and kill me repeatedly--the Lyris Doppleganger if I remember correctly, although I'm trying to block the memories. Lyris would just step aside and let her evil doppleganger whack me. Like 30 deaths (of mine) later I just left the quest and came back 10 levels later to complete. So Lyris was not my friend. Oh, and before that I think she was the worthless one in the room where Sai Sahan was being held by some villain, too. I think I died about 20 times there.

So, I'd REALLY like to off Lyris.

Curragraigue

Greatfellow wrote: »

Tekalynn wrote: »

Greatfellow wrote: »

Well, i'd actually like to kill Lyris Titanborne (or whatever her last name is, Sai's girlfriend) because she was so worthless to me as a quest partner. I mean, I did let her sacrifice herself at the end of all that, but I really would have preferred to kill her myself.

Nooo, not my gal Lyris! She's the only one of the Companions I haven't wanted to boot back into Coldharbour at some point.

You know, when I was with her in the Halls of Torment she just stood around watching that darned serpent-thingie-woman (Harvester woman, yeah that's the one) chase me down and kill me repeatedly--the Lyris Doppleganger if I remember correctly, although I'm trying to block the memories. Lyris would just step aside and let her evil doppleganger whack me. Like 30 deaths (of mine) later I just left the quest and came back 10 levels later to complete. So Lyris was not my friend. Oh, and before that I think she was the worthless one in the room where Sai Sahan was being held by some villain, too. I think I died about 20 times there.

So, I'd REALLY like to off Lyris.

I had that happen so many times with the sorcerer pets. I'd be fighting a boss and they might help at the beginning then they would suddenly stop and no longer aggro the boss or in anyway assist with the fight.

They soon after that got taken off the skill bar.

Greatfellow

Curragraigue wrote: »

Greatfellow wrote: »

Tekalynn wrote: »

Greatfellow wrote: »

Well, i'd actually like to kill Lyris Titanborne (or whatever her last name is, Sai's girlfriend) because she was so worthless to me as a quest partner. I mean, I did let her sacrifice herself at the end of all that, but I really would have preferred to kill her myself.

Nooo, not my gal Lyris! She's the only one of the Companions I haven't wanted to boot back into Coldharbour at some point.

You know, when I was with her in the Halls of Torment she just stood around watching that darned serpent-thingie-woman (Harvester woman, yeah that's the one) chase me down and kill me repeatedly--the Lyris Doppleganger if I remember correctly, although I'm trying to block the memories. Lyris would just step aside and let her evil doppleganger whack me. Like 30 deaths (of mine) later I just left the quest and came back 10 levels later to complete. So Lyris was not my friend. Oh, and before that I think she was the worthless one in the room where Sai Sahan was being held by some villain, too. I think I died about 20 times there.

So, I'd REALLY like to off Lyris.

I had that happen so many times with the sorcerer pets. I'd be fighting a boss and they might help at the beginning then they would suddenly stop and no longer aggro the boss or in anyway assist with the fight.

They soon after that got taken off the skill bar.

Understandable, my friend. I only used my Shades for awhile, myself, because they just didn't show the enthusiasm I thought they should. I bet they miss being on the Ability bar.

Aoife32001

The guy in Kragenmoor who is buying the souls of the poor and desperate.

After I take him out, I'm good. That really shouldn't even count as a crime, considering black soul gems are illegal. It's more like a public service.

dharbert

"Welcome to the Bank of Daggerf......" BATSWARM!!!

Been wanting to do that to her for a long time now....

Curragraigue

dharbert wrote: »

"Welcome to the Bank of Daggerf......" BATSWARM!!!

Been wanting to do that to her for a long time now....

She showed up in Coldharbour, then I knew I was in hell

Auralia

When crafting in Elden Root there are a couple of annoying NPC's who speech seems to be on a constant repeating loop. They never shut up and they seem to speak extremely loud. The one where the Khajiit says about the strangeness in southpoint has ended and the female saying very loudy like she is speaking through a mega phone Did your sister see a clutch of butterflies?

Those 2 need to die.

KenThinks

Auralia wrote: »

...and the female saying very loudy like she is speaking through a mega phone Did your sister see a clutch of butterflies?

Those 2 need to die.

I'm with you with the "clutch of butterflies" female voice. I plan to kill her daily.

kip_silverwolf

The bards who sing those awful dreary songs in the taverns, especially in the Riften one!
Being able to shut them up would make entering the tavern pleasurable, instead of the torture that it currently is!

Redempti

I'm pretty much just going to try to kill any npc that says "what" to me. They're just asking for it!

Curragraigue

Curragraigue

Auralia wrote: »

When crafting in Elden Root there are a couple of annoying NPC's who speech seems to be on a constant repeating loop. They never shut up and they seem to speak extremely loud. The one where the Khajiit says about the strangeness in southpoint has ended and the female saying very loudy like she is speaking through a mega phone Did your sister see a clutch of butterflies?

Those 2 need to die.

I would put that up there with the two near the crafting station in Wayrest that start with:

"Have you heard some stranger saved King Casamir's life..."

and ends with:

"I'd like to buy that hero an ale"

If I had known saving his life would mean having to listen to you two every time I'm in Wayrest crafting I would have let him die. Plus where is my ale that you keep promising?

KenThinks

kip_silverwolf wrote: »

The bards who sing those awful dreary songs in the taverns, especially in the Riften one!
Being able to shut them up would make entering the tavern pleasurable, instead of the torture that it currently is!

That was always one of my favorite things to do in Skyrim...BARD HUNTING!

TheBull

"Cry me a river... Maybe you can float out of Craglorn."
That guy.

SantieClaws

The NPC whose idea of a quest was to make me repeatedly throw up - Geirmund's Oath or something. The long drinking contest that also involves a lot of food and running across the room.

Khami

Auralia wrote: »

When crafting in Elden Root there are a couple of annoying NPC's who speech seems to be on a constant repeating loop. They never shut up and they seem to speak extremely loud. The one where the Khajiit says about the strangeness in southpoint has ended and the female saying very loudy like she is speaking through a mega phone Did your sister see a clutch of butterflies?

Those 2 need to die.

That's why I hang out in Rawl'kha vs Elden Root.

Those two yapping got annoying.

Curragraigue

Have moved from DC to AD and have already come across some snooty Altmers... urge to kill rising...

Mondo

You know that Guy in Rift Blacksmith? That constantly try to get info about his girlfriend Pria or something like that when i try to sell my crap?

I will rip his lungs out of his body

Curragraigue

Mondo wrote: »

You know that Guy in Rift Blacksmith? That constantly try to get info about his girlfriend Pria or something like that when i try to sell my crap?

I will rip his lungs out of his body

Windhelm? The guy talking about that Dark Elf, it is disgusting. He says it with such venom that I can sort of tolerate.

But the girl in the forge saying "he smiled at me", does annoy me. She makes my list of targets.

poodlemasterb16_ESO

Greatfellow wrote: »

Tekalynn wrote: »

Greatfellow wrote: »

Well, i'd actually like to kill Lyris Titanborne (or whatever her last name is, Sai's girlfriend) because she was so worthless to me as a quest partner. I mean, I did let her sacrifice herself at the end of all that, but I really would have preferred to kill her myself.

Nooo, not my gal Lyris! She's the only one of the Companions I haven't wanted to boot back into Coldharbour at some point.

You know, when I was with her in the Halls of Torment she just stood around watching that darned serpent-thingie-woman (Harvester woman, yeah that's the one) chase me down and kill me repeatedly--the Lyris Doppleganger if I remember correctly, although I'm trying to block the memories. Lyris would just step aside and let her evil doppleganger whack me. Like 30 deaths (of mine) later I just left the quest and came back 10 levels later to complete. So Lyris was not my friend. Oh, and before that I think she was the worthless one in the room where Sai Sahan was being held by some villain, too. I think I died about 20 times there.

So, I'd REALLY like to off Lyris.

Uh huh:

KhajiitiLizard

The Dunmer who owned Khajiit slaves in Stonefalls is on my kill list. And everyone in house Dres...

Mondo

Oh and i will erace most of the dunmer race from the planet ^^expect naryu

Greatfellow

poodlemasterb16_ESO wrote: »

Greatfellow wrote: »

Tekalynn wrote: »

Greatfellow wrote: »

Well, i'd actually like to kill Lyris Titanborne (or whatever her last name is, Sai's girlfriend) because she was so worthless to me as a quest partner. I mean, I did let her sacrifice herself at the end of all that, but I really would have preferred to kill her myself.

Nooo, not my gal Lyris! She's the only one of the Companions I haven't wanted to boot back into Coldharbour at some point.

You know, when I was with her in the Halls of Torment she just stood around watching that darned serpent-thingie-woman (Harvester woman, yeah that's the one) chase me down and kill me repeatedly--the Lyris Doppleganger if I remember correctly, although I'm trying to block the memories. Lyris would just step aside and let her evil doppleganger whack me. Like 30 deaths (of mine) later I just left the quest and came back 10 levels later to complete. So Lyris was not my friend. Oh, and before that I think she was the worthless one in the room where Sai Sahan was being held by some villain, too. I think I died about 20 times there.

So, I'd REALLY like to off Lyris.

Uh huh:

YES! YES THAT'S EXACTLY IT! AAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!

Mondo

Done alone without help first try with NB...... you really need help from this woman/giant abomination?

Elsterchen

Ardelle Montague... I only spoke once to that woman and then abandoned the quest after listening to her crazy guild-leader woman and still that woman keeps stalking me ... I can run to coldhabour and there she is repeated hooning at me "Over here initiate!". She does not get it- I DON'T want to be part of a guild were your guildmaster speaks in your head. It also doesn't help to be transported back in time and be given a new look. No-one recognises me anymore and yet my stalker is waiting in every town "Over here initiate" --- Argh I am going to kill her ... I even go so far as to kill her in every town of NIRN, i promise. ^^

waswar

The annoying Morag Tong woman who blames Great House Dres for the power of Magistrix Vox, saying "House Dres fell far".
And yet, House Dres's grandmaster helped the player and named them a friend of the House, and basically regained all their possessions from Tanval Indoril. Comparingly, the ignorant fool is working for the worst House ever, House Hlaalu, whose grandmaster was in service to Magistrix Vox.

Oh, and some Argonians.

PBpsy

Greatfellow wrote: »

Tekalynn wrote: »

Greatfellow wrote: »

Well, i'd actually like to kill Lyris Titanborne (or whatever her last name is, Sai's girlfriend) because she was so worthless to me as a quest partner. I mean, I did let her sacrifice herself at the end of all that, but I really would have preferred to kill her myself.

Nooo, not my gal Lyris! She's the only one of the Companions I haven't wanted to boot back into Coldharbour at some point.

You know, when I was with her in the Halls of Torment she just stood around watching that darned serpent-thingie-woman (Harvester woman, yeah that's the one) chase me down and kill me repeatedly--the Lyris Doppleganger if I remember correctly, although I'm trying to block the memories. Lyris would just step aside and let her evil doppleganger whack me. Like 30 deaths (of mine) later I just left the quest and came back 10 levels later to complete. So Lyris was not my friend. Oh, and before that I think she was the worthless one in the room where Sai Sahan was being held by some villain, too. I think I died about 20 times there.

So, I'd REALLY like to off Lyris.

I would have left her rot in Coldharbour in that quest you go to save her If I could.
What a whiny ... with her daddy issues and her school days bully crap.
"...So distant " /rollseyes /pukes

I would like to be able to go back and kill Razum-Dar every where he is now also. I hope you are allowed.