Join the Beard! - Sheogorath's Beard (NA)

pharwyndrwb17_ESO · September 2014

"Who can guess the motives of a god, let alone our daedric lord Sheogorath, from who we are attached and grooms our very nature. Only legends and myth exist, the one about the time Sheogorath got a monstrous piece of cheese stuck in his beard and from it's moudly depths did spring not one but many tiny living things or better yet there is a tale about the night Sheogorath; brave and bored, set out to test Hircines best and furriest pet... only one could have the longest, most divine beard and losing wouldn't do, and so hence forth it grew and grew, covering the land in its magnificent strands crushing foes and taking lands. A strangled land would not do so taking knife to cheek he made it sleek and cut away his glorious beard and tossed it aside as people cheered, now stranger still that beard did stand, taking form with human hands. It bowed down low before it's god, it knew what it was and who it adored.

But alas who knows how we truly began, does it matter? Think not, who cares about a plan. We ask now... who are you? That comes looking for answers in this wild zoo. A night owl? a wandering wizard, a merchant, a butterfly... a piece of good cheese, or that vampire we saw dancing with the bees? It matters not, here you are and you're welcome, just come inside... just once. That's all it takes and your here to stay."

Sheogorath's Beard was founded in April 2014 by a group of madmen and madwomen wishing to stay in contact as they traversed Tamriel, while we were made in the Aldmeri Dominon we welcome all factions. We are a small guild but a hairy; crazy and somewhat deranged family. We do not focus on PVE or PVP but experiment and stir up both.

Quick Break down:

Server: North American
Main Faction: Aldmeri Dominon (but accepting all factions)
Focus: PVE/PVP/Trade/Maddness/Beards/Cheese... oh look butterflies
Guild Facilities: Guild Bank / Guild Tabbard
Home Campaign: Thornblade
Master(Guild Leader): @MasterNuke88
Voice Chat: Currently sometimes skype, will look at a proper voice chat once more are interested.

Our officers @pharwynd (Officer of Butterflies), @Obsenkais (Officer of Beards), @Aster_Oner (Officer of Cheese) and @MasterNuke88 (Master and Officer of Madness) are more than happy to answer any enquiries in-game or just post in our recruitment section of our smexy forums! http://sheogorathsbeard.crazy4us.com/t6-joining-the-beard

Looking forward to meeting you in the beard!