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Zenimax, where are the Children NPC's?

  • dsalter
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    "M'aiq believes the children are our future. But he doesn't want them ruining all of our fun."

    finally someone else found that one, that is the reason why.
    it's the dev sly way of saying "kids can be a pain so we shoved them into cupboards in locked rooms"
    PLEASE REPLY TO ME WITH @dsalter otherwise i'm likely to miss the reply if its not my own thread

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  • Roneth
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    Zenimax, can you comment on this matter?
  • Badh0rse
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    I have no idea where they are ... ................ [consummate children stew] anyone?
    Edited by Badh0rse on August 1, 2014 11:12PM
  • Dekkameron
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    Badh0rse wrote: »
    I have no idea where they are ... ................ [consummate children stew] anyone?

    Would be funny to do a quest to stop a stereotype Hagraven making soup out of children..

    EDIT: Google you suck! That isn't what i wanted at all!!

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    Edited by Dekkameron on August 2, 2014 12:20AM
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  • Lyrro
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    The mages guild took them all and put them on a magical island somewhere out of Molag Bal's reach. The island may or may not be released in a later update .. and it's one creepy island .....

    The background music for this island would be the Pee Wee's Playhouse theme. ;)

    I noticed the lack of children pretty quickly in this game, I had one of those thoughts where I couldn't help but realize Nirn is really screwed because all of the people there in are middle aged or old, they have no children or even anyone who looks like they're under 20.

    There's one quest I can remember where an npc is supposed to be pregnant, but one npc in an entire continent... anyone else forsee a massive population drop with the war happening in cyrodiil and apparently no children in existance?
  • Dekkameron
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    Lyrro wrote: »
    The mages guild took them all and put them on a magical island somewhere out of Molag Bal's reach. The island may or may not be released in a later update .. and it's one creepy island .....

    The background music for this island would be the Pee Wee's Playhouse theme. ;)

    I noticed the lack of children pretty quickly in this game, I had one of those thoughts where I couldn't help but realize Nirn is really screwed because all of the people there in are middle aged or old, they have no children or even anyone who looks like they're under 20.

    There's one quest I can remember where an npc is supposed to be pregnant, but one npc in an entire continent... anyone else forsee a massive population drop with the war happening in cyrodiil and apparently no children in existance?

    There's strangely lots of curious unlabled meat everywhere in barrels and sacks.. but no children....
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  • Troponin
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    Dude, just give the girl her freakin doll back!

    Oh wait, wrong game.

    I never even noticed no children until you mentioned it. I guess that tells you how important I think this topic is. /shrug
  • DanteVFenris
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    Funny, their was children npcs before I logged in...
  • Roneth
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    Lyrro wrote: »
    I noticed the lack of children pretty quickly in this game

    So did I...

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