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Comfort numb

Beedles
Beedles
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Hello?
Is there any players in here?
Just sign on if you can hear me
Is there anyone on Teamspeak?

Come on, now
I hear the hacks and exploits got ya feeling down
Well going outside can ease the pain
sunshine will Get you on your feet again

Relax relax relax
zenimax need some information first
Just the basic facts
Can you bug report what hurts?

There is no exploits the games not receding
A distant patch, fix on the horizon
your forum complaints are coming through in waves
Your words move but do they hear what you're saying

When I was a child I played wow
My characters looked like kiddy buffoons
with Teso I never go that feeling
I am trying to explain so you will understand
This is not how your supposed to play

I have become comfortably numb

I have become comfortably numb

Okay okay okay
Just a little troll prick
There'll be no more aaahhhh!
But their comments may make you feel a little sick

can you in sign now?
come on the patch is working good
That'll keep you going through the leveling
Come on exploits are no reason to go

There is no exploits the games not receding
A distant patch , fix on the horizon
Your forum complaints are coming through in waves
Your words move but do they hear what you're saying

When I was playing I caught a fleeting glimpse
of a speed hacker in the corner of cyrodiil
I turned help protect the scroll but it was gone
I cannot rapid maneuvers to catch him now
The game has grown but dream is gone

I have become comfortably numb


Beedles says; sorry had to reformat my comp and download client again so I am killing time enjoy:)

Edited by Beedles on July 6, 2014 2:34AM
  • WraithAzraiel
    WraithAzraiel
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    What the hell did I just read?
    Shendell De'Gull - V14 Vampire Nightblade

    Captain of the Black Howling

    "There's no such thing as overkill..."

    "No problem on the face of the Earth exists what can't be fixed with the proper application of enough duct tape and 550 cord."

    P2PBetaTesters
    #Tamriel_BETA_Team
    #BETA_TESTER4LYF
    DominionMasterRace
    #GOAHEADTHEYGOTCANDY
    #SEEMSLEGIT
  • AlexDougherty
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    What the hell did I just read?

    Part poem, part attempt at biting satire, it didn't work.

    PS why scratch read? you certainly read it.
    Edited by AlexDougherty on July 5, 2014 8:42PM
    People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
    Wizard's first rule
    Passion rules reason
    Wizard's third rule
    Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
    Wizard's fifth rule
    Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
    Wizard's tenth rule
  • Beedles
    Beedles
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    What the hell did I just read?

    Part poem, part attempt at biting satire, it didn't work.

    PS why scratch read? you certainly read it.

    ITS a SONG !
  • SaibotLiu
    SaibotLiu
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    Beedles wrote: »
    What the hell did I just read?

    Part poem, part attempt at biting satire, it didn't work.

    PS why scratch read? you certainly read it.

    ITS a SONG !

    Not anymore.

  • Beedles
    Beedles
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    SaibotLiu wrote: »
    Beedles wrote: »
    What the hell did I just read?

    Part poem, part attempt at biting satire, it didn't work.

    PS why scratch read? you certainly read it.

    ITS a SONG !

    Not anymore.

    still is just different words.
  • Woolenthreads
    Woolenthreads
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    What the hell did I just read?
    PS why scratch read? you certainly read it.

    I think he was trying for underline.
    Oooh look, lot's of Butterflies! Wait! Butterflies? Get out of here Sheo, stop bugging me!

    Having issues with Provisioning Writs? A list of problem Writs and people willing to help in game can be found in this Thread
  • Soloeus
    Soloeus
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    Beedles wrote: »
    Hello?
    Is there any players in here?
    Just sign on if you can hear me
    Is there anyone on Teamspeak?

    Come on, now
    I hear the hacks and exploits got ya feeling down
    Well going outside can ease the pain
    sunshine will Get you on your feet again

    Relax
    zenimax need some information first
    Just the basic facts
    Can you bug report what hurts?

    There is no exploits the games not receding
    A distant patch, fix on the horizon
    your forum complaints are coming through in waves
    Your words move but do they hear what you're saying

    When I was a child I played wow
    My characters looked like kiddy buffoons
    with Teso I never go that feeling
    I am trying to explain so you will understand
    This is not how your supposed to play

    I have become comfortably numb

    I have become comfortably numb

    Okay
    Just a little troll prick
    There'll be no more
    But their comments may make you feel a little sick

    can you in sign now?
    come on the patch is working good
    That'll keep you going through the leveling
    Come on exploits are no reason for you to go

    There is no exploits the games not receding
    A distant patch , fix on the horizon
    Your forum complaints are coming through in waves
    Your words move but do they hear what you're saying

    When I was playing I caught a fleeting glimpse of a speed hacker
    in the corner of cyrodiil
    I turned help protect the scroll but he was gone
    I cannot rapid maneuvers to catch him now
    The game has grown but dream is gone

    I have become comfortably numb


    Beedles says; sorry had to reformat my comp and download client again so I am killing time enjoy:)

    Just awful.

    Within; Without.
  • AngryWolf
    AngryWolf
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    Not bad!
  • Blud
    Blud
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    I enjoyed it, though you have to be an old fart to get it. Thank you, OP.
    Edited by Blud on July 6, 2014 2:23AM
  • PSLAnimal
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    Blud wrote: »
    I enjoyed it, though you have to be an old fart to get it. Thank you, OP.

    Hey! I resemble that remark!
    Animal (Ask me what the PSL stands for. Go on. Ask.)
    @PSLAnimal on the NA Megaserver
    Making people wonder just what the hell is wrong with me since 1961.
  • AlexDougherty
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    Beedles wrote: »
    What the hell did I just read?

    Part poem, part attempt at biting satire, it didn't work.

    PS why scratch read? you certainly read it.

    ITS a SONG !

    Ok, I didn't know that.
    People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
    Wizard's first rule
    Passion rules reason
    Wizard's third rule
    Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
    Wizard's fifth rule
    Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
    Wizard's tenth rule
  • drkeys143
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    As a die hard Elderscrolls and Floyd fan, I love it :) It's certainly a damn site better than the version by the scissor sisters
    WW Nightblade DPS
    Templar Healer
    GM - Scions of Dawn
  • Beedles
    Beedles
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    drkeys143 wrote: »
    As a die hard Elderscrolls and Floyd fan, I love it :) It's certainly a damn site better than the version by the scissor sisters

    what are the scissor sisters?
  • Whisper292
    Whisper292
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    This made me smile. B)
    ---
    Love all, trust few, do wrong to no one. - William Shakespeare
  • Saet
    Saet
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    Anyone who doesnt know this song should go listen to it now. One of my favorites ;)
    Saet - stam nb
    Hordak - magicka nb
    Demigorgon - stam sorc
  • Beedles
    Beedles
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    Thread in Community Creations
    (Just a Brick in the Wall)

    This thread's flown across the forums
    To be shared with the community
    A clever song that's for sure
    We thank you for your understanding.
    (We thank ya for your understanding!)
    All in all it is in Community Creations.
    All in all it's just in Community Creations.

    hey admin
    leave my post alone,
    I cant get any views till you move it back
    how can I get views till you move it back?
    no dark sarcasm in these forums
    hey admin leave my post alone
    all in all we just want to be viewed
    (que in the sounds of planes bombing)
    Edited by Beedles on July 6, 2014 8:18PM
  • Beedles
    Beedles
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    thanks for killing the views on my thread by bringing it here :(
  • Beedles
    Beedles
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    bump
  • Sacadon
    Sacadon
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    Comfortably numb is pure awesomeness
    - Gnosis | Decibel
  • Trollwut
    Trollwut
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    Does anybody here remember scaly skin?
    Remember how they said that passives are changed again... some sunny patch...

    Argonian...
    Argonian, what has become of you?
    Does anybody else in here feel the way I do...?
    Edited by Trollwut on June 8, 2015 6:49AM
  • Prabooo
    Prabooo
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    Us... and Zergs...
    and after all theyr'e using ordinary spells...
    Tambochinango AD
    Supaymaya AD
    In Flammable AD
    Chuang-Tzu AD
    PC/NA

    "Reality is a game, mortal. Learn to play,
    or resign yourself to becoming one of the
    pieces that is meant to be sacrificed."

    Meridia
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