Did someone spill coffee on the servers?

xanikk999

This is an unusually long maintenance even for a patch.

Could we get an update or an ETA from a rep for when the servers will likely be up?

ms_behaved

http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/113409/update-na-maintenance-6-24-14#latest

xanikk999

That was exactly 4 hours ago. Servers should be up now but they aren't. We could use another update.

Tolce

Probably should read it again. Maybe find an update in there.

AngryNord

No point for us on the EU server to think of playing tomorrow, then... :-(

someuser

there was another update at 3pm CST. looks like a couple more hours gentlemen.

Banananoze

Naw, it was redbull

ebondeath

Banananoze wrote: »

Naw, it was redbull

It was soda, and we wont be able to play the game for another one thousand years, at which time an angry alien race will show up demanding to know how the main quest ends and we'll have to make it up as we go along and act it out for them.


...or maybe Ive watched too much Futurama.

xanikk999

This server downtime made my resub to WoW sadly.

I will still switch over to ESO once servers come online but I have no control. I need my MMO fix NOW!

babylon

TheBull

nvm lol

demonlkojipub19_ESO

Overheated McDonalds coffee too. Servers plan to sue.

xanikk999

demonlkojipub19_ESO wrote: »

Overheated McDonalds coffee too. Servers plan to sue.

Well to be fair what most people don't know about that lawsuit is that mcdonalds coffee was heated to be over 180 degrees and enough to cause third degree burns even in the mouth.

It was not an untirely unjust lawsuit. Pretty much mcdonalds was the only company to heat their coffee that hot.

isengrimb16_ESO

xanikk999 wrote: »

demonlkojipub19_ESO wrote: »

Overheated McDonalds coffee too. Servers plan to sue.

Well to be fair what most people don't know about that lawsuit is that mcdonalds coffee was heated to be over 180 degrees and enough to cause third degree burns even in the mouth.

It was not an untirely unjust lawsuit. Pretty much mcdonalds was the only company to heat their coffee that hot.

Dairy Queen used to have super hot coffee, too; at least the one I used to go to. If you drank yours black, you had to drop an ice cube in it for to be able to drink the stuff.

xanikk999

isengrimb16_ESO wrote: »

xanikk999 wrote: »

demonlkojipub19_ESO wrote: »

Overheated McDonalds coffee too. Servers plan to sue.

Well to be fair what most people don't know about that lawsuit is that mcdonalds coffee was heated to be over 180 degrees and enough to cause third degree burns even in the mouth.

It was not an untirely unjust lawsuit. Pretty much mcdonalds was the only company to heat their coffee that hot.

Dairy Queen used to have super hot coffee, too; at least the one I used to go to. If you drank yours black, you had to drop an ice cube in it for to be able to drink the stuff.

Yeah I think it's common sense but the court found that heating coffee as hot as mcdonalds did was grounds for a settlement. Third degree burns just from drinking straight coffee is kind of a little much. The guy respresenting her proved that it could do that even without her spilling it.

justsimon_ESO

friends, colleagues and family know i drink a LOT of coffee, but it wasn't me!

Rebeccas04nub18_ESO

well now I totally want some burning hot coffee

UrQuan

Hey, I've seen servers taken down by kitty litter, so...