ESO is like...

Soot

It's like the Elder Scrolls Online

JaJaLuka

X====]===================> CLING!!! CLING!!!! SWORD OF FURY!!!! RRRAAAAARRR!!!! CHARRGE!!!

JaJaLuka

damn sword stuffed up

JaJaLuka

there we go

Haxer

Here OP I'll help you:

ESO is like a really beautiful car, that you wanted more than anything for a long time. But when you finally get it, you realize there's no steering wheel, so the car can only go one direction. And then after 50 miles the engine breaks and you have to get out and push the next 100 miles.

While you push, another car comes down the road and the guy offers you a ride. "No thanks", you tell him, his car is neon green and you would never want to ride in a car that goofy color. "But dude" he says confused, "my car works great, I've got AC, power steering, this thing is loaded. Forget the paint job man, you are pushing a car with no engine and no steering. Let me give you a lift into town! Please!"

But regardless, you wave him on. He shakes his head and drives off.

"I can't believe he bought a neon car like that," you think to yourself as you go back to pushing your broken vehicle down the road, "What a sucker."

The more you know.

Erock25

Haxer wrote: »

Here OP I'll help you:

ESO is like a really beautiful car, that you wanted more than anything for a long time. But when you finally get it, you realize there's no steering wheel, so the car can only go one direction. And then after 50 miles the engine breaks and you have to get out and push the next 100 miles.

While you push, another car comes down the road and the guy offers you a ride. "No thanks", you tell him, his car is neon green and you would never want to ride in a car that goofy color. "But dude" he says confused, "my car works great, I've got AC, power steering, this thing is loaded. Forget the paint job man, you are pushing a car with no engine and no steering. Let me give you a lift into town! Please!"

But regardless, you wave him on. He shakes his head and drives off. "I can't believe he bought a car like that," you think to yourself as you go back to pushing your vehicle down the road, "What a sucker."

The more you know.

I think you're on the wrong forum but that deserved a lol regardless.

Haxer

Erock25 wrote: »

Haxer wrote: »

Here OP I'll help you:

ESO is like a really beautiful car, that you wanted more than anything for a long time. But when you finally get it, you realize there's no steering wheel, so the car can only go one direction. And then after 50 miles the engine breaks and you have to get out and push the next 100 miles.

While you push, another car comes down the road and the guy offers you a ride. "No thanks", you tell him, his car is neon green and you would never want to ride in a car that goofy color. "But dude" he says confused, "my car works great, I've got AC, power steering, this thing is loaded. Forget the paint job man, you are pushing a car with no engine and no steering. Let me give you a lift into town! Please!"

But regardless, you wave him on. He shakes his head and drives off. "I can't believe he bought a car like that," you think to yourself as you go back to pushing your vehicle down the road, "What a sucker."

The more you know.

I think you're on the wrong forum but that deserved a lol regardless.

lol thanks XD but is there another forum to discuss ESO and what we want it to be so we can come back? if I'm in the wrong place, by all means please tell me.

Dusty5

ESO is like an old Fable. The Emperor Has no Clothes.

Haxer

Dusty5 wrote: »

ESO is like an old Fable. The Emperor Has no Clothes.

Oh come now, at least be clever or constructive. One or the other.

pong

is like maintenance maintenance maintenance to much maintenance

Nazon_Katts

Dusty5 wrote: »

ESO is like an old Fable. The Emperor Has no Clothes.

I'm still sad that one got closed so fast...

GreySix

See my signature to see what ESO is like.

Sotha_Sil

ESO is where I could find my Mournhold temple back ! TRIBUNAL TEMPLE FTW

zgrssd

Edit: Wrong Thread

Conifur

ESO is like....

The U.S. Interstate system. There is lots of beauty along parts of it, but also lots of construction, ugliness, toll roads, and dead ends.

drogon1

Haxer wrote: »

Here OP I'll help you:

ESO is like a really beautiful car, that you wanted more than anything for a long time. But when you finally get it, you realize there's no steering wheel, so the car can only go one direction. And then after 50 miles the engine breaks and you have to get out and push the next 100 miles.

While you push, another car comes down the road and the guy offers you a ride. "No thanks", you tell him, his car is neon green and you would never want to ride in a car that goofy color. "But dude" he says confused, "my car works great, I've got AC, power steering, this thing is loaded. Forget the paint job man, you are pushing a car with no engine and no steering. Let me give you a lift into town! Please!"

But regardless, you wave him on. He shakes his head and drives off.

"I can't believe he bought a neon car like that," you think to yourself as you go back to pushing your broken vehicle down the road, "What a sucker."

The more you know.

LOL clever and sadly perspicacious.

(Did I just say perspicacious on a vid game forum? )

Soot

Wow!! JaJaLuka posted on my thing

TheBull

That super hot, freaky girl that's always broke...

Kaspar

bugg-fest 2014

OrangeTheCat

drogon1 wrote: »

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LOL clever and sadly perspicacious.

(Did I just say perspicacious on a vid game forum? )

You would have earned points for vocabulary if you hadn't explicitly drawn attention to it.

Aett_Thorn

Soot wrote: »

Wow!!! JaJaLuka posted on my thing

You brought back a three-month old thread for this?

Xeres14

OK ok I'll play!

ESO is like a beautiful sports car. You look at it and it's all pretty and seemingly well done. Then you start it up and notice that the engine is sputtering and not firing on all cylinders. Nothing a good tune up won't fix but not performing as well as its sporty exterior would suggest.

GreySix

Thread necromancy.

It's what's for breakfast.

Neizir

ESO is like blood. Vampires love it.

AshySamurai

Why it's not a poll? I want my everyday's poll! Polls for everyone!

hammer_fella

GreySix wrote: »

Thread necromancy.

It's what's for breakfast.

Yes, but this post made it worthwhile:

Haxer wrote: »

Here OP I'll help you:

ESO is like a really beautiful car, that you wanted more than anything for a long time. But when you finally get it, you realize there's no steering wheel, so the car can only go one direction. And then after 50 miles the engine breaks and you have to get out and push the next 100 miles.

While you push, another car comes down the road and the guy offers you a ride. "No thanks", you tell him, his car is neon green and you would never want to ride in a car that goofy color. "But dude" he says confused, "my car works great, I've got AC, power steering, this thing is loaded. Forget the paint job man, you are pushing a car with no engine and no steering. Let me give you a lift into town! Please!"

But regardless, you wave him on. He shakes his head and drives off.

"I can't believe he bought a neon car like that," you think to yourself as you go back to pushing your broken vehicle down the road, "What a sucker."

The more you know.

ers101284b14_ESO

ESO is like a really nerdy kid who's trying to climb the rope while people mock him and throw stuff at his head.

butterfly442

ESO is like... the worst of the series.

They try hard. They really do.

Every time they fix something, the introduce many more things they have to work on.

In a year or 2 they will have more problems than Obama Care.

DaniAngione

ESO is like the ugly duckling...

When ESO was born, everyone laughed at it, said it would go F2P in 2 months...

ESO didn't.

Then they said that when Wildstar goes out, ESO would be killed for good...

ESO wasn't.

Then they said it was going F2P in 6 months...

ESO didn't.

Then they said that ArcheAge would kill ESO, as Wildstar was going to...

Well, we don't know what will happen yet, but history (AKA ArcheAge Korea) tells us that this might not be true...

I wonder what the future holds for our ugly duckling

ZOS_UlyssesW

Hello, all. We decided to sink this thread because it is not constructive. We appreciate our players making threads intended to lighten the mood, and we believe it should be allowed to remain open for discussion, but we ask that conversations are constructive. For this reason, we’ve left the thread open but have sunk it.