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What is the best Race in the game?
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starlizard70ub17_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭If this one only had a septim for every Nord we killed who said "You'll make a fine rug cat." this one would have.....oh wait, we did retire to Riften with over 1 million septims in the bank in TEOV.
"We have found a cave, but I don't think there are warm fires and friendly faces inside."0 -
PBpsy✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Argonians-Are terrible and should only be use as Nord beltsThis thread explains why the Dunmer live in Windhelm's slums in Skyrim. :P
Dunmer will always overcome everything. Even huge future natural disasters. We come from the truly harsh lands of Morrowind where we built one of the greatest civilization in Tamriel not some stupid purple forest or some mountains with some snow. "Look at us Nords . We are so tough and we are so cold we must drown our brains in mead until we are to stupid we don't feel it anymore." . Pft patheticESO forums achievementsProud fanboiElitist jerkTrollHaterFan of icontested(rainbow colors granted)1 -
ebondeath✭✭✭✭✭This thread explains why the Dunmer live in Windhelm's slums in Skyrim. :P
Dunmer will always overcome everything. Even huge future natural disasters. We come from the truly harsh lands of Morrowind where we built one of the greatest civilization in Tamriel not some stupid purple forest or some mountains with some snow. "Look at us Nords . We are so tough and we are so cold we must drown our brains in mead until we are to stupid we don't feel it anymore." . Pft pathetic
And yet you move in with the Nords instead of the Imperial. Bit of a mental disconnect there. Or if you really wanted a challenge to overcome, move in with the Argonians. I hear Black Marsh is super friendly.
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Rise, rise! To freedom, rise! Arise, ye Breton sons and daughters.
Ride, ride! To freedom, ride! Truth and glory to the brave!
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p_tsakirisb16_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭Khajiit if you like cat folk like me.
(but I refuse to select the option above since is bit racist the comment :P)
Imperial if you want the UBER melee toon. Regardless the class.
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AlexDougherty✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »
um, you mean "you're".People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
Wizard's first rule
Passion rules reason
Wizard's third rule
Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
Wizard's fifth rule
Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
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ers101284b14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭AlexDougherty wrote: »ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »
um, you mean "you're".
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PBpsy✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Argonians-Are terrible and should only be use as Nord beltsers101284b14_ESO wrote: »ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »
Dunmer never surrender they just make intelligent political decisions small minds like those of nords couldn't even hope to understand. Also there is no such thing as a Frenchmer in Nirn. Did you put moonsugar in your mead again?ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »
Nord Humor !? How quaint. Did it take your puny nord intellect much time to come out with that?
No just had quit laughing at the Dunmer surrendering again. Dunmer are like the French of ESO.
Translation=We are weak an don't wanna get beat up.
What do you call a Bosmer with half a brain? A Dumbner
The Dumbner joke again? I see that you want to prove that Nords are very slow every chance you get. In the spirit of cooperation I will let you take your time when trying to come up with one of those half baked Nord comebacks next time. We Dunmer can be tolerant of displeasing racial traits as long as they are not Argonian racial traits. We are enlightened like that.
Well glad to see you listened to us Nords and finally learned to use large words. Gods know you don't know what they mean but bless you for trying.
See with a lil more time you can do better. Still that can't be true because by the forth era the average Nord vocablurary still contains little more than :''Sweetroll","Arrow","knee","mead","bellyfull","lollygaggin". Time doesn't seem to help the Nords become smarter.ESO forums achievementsProud fanboiElitist jerkTrollHaterFan of icontested(rainbow colors granted)0 -
PBpsy✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Argonians-Are terrible and should only be use as Nord belts
Don't try to talk about complicated concepts with a Nord. It's like talking about honesty to a Khajith,AlexDougherty wrote: »ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »
um, you mean "you're".
ESO forums achievementsProud fanboiElitist jerkTrollHaterFan of icontested(rainbow colors granted)0 -
ers101284b14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »
Dunmer never surrender they just make intelligent political decisions small minds like those of nords couldn't even hope to understand. Also there is no such thing as a Frenchmer in Nirn. Did you put moonsugar in your mead again?ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »
Nord Humor !? How quaint. Did it take your puny nord intellect much time to come out with that?
No just had quit laughing at the Dunmer surrendering again. Dunmer are like the French of ESO.
Translation=We are weak an don't wanna get beat up.
What do you call a Bosmer with half a brain? A Dumbner
The Dumbner joke again? I see that you want to prove that Nords are very slow every chance you get. In the spirit of cooperation I will let you take your time when trying to come up with one of those half baked Nord comebacks next time. We Dunmer can be tolerant of displeasing racial traits as long as they are not Argonian racial traits. We are enlightened like that.
Well glad to see you listened to us Nords and finally learned to use large words. Gods know you don't know what they mean but bless you for trying.
See with a lil more time you can do better. Still that can't be true because by the forth era the average Nord vocablurary still contains little more than :''Sweetroll","Arrow","knee","mead","bellyfull","lollygaggin". Time doesn't seem to help the Nords become smarter.
How many games did your Dunmer game sell? Nord 20 million. NORD MASTER RACE!!!
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Tannakaobi✭✭✭✭✭ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »What is the best Race in the game?
It's a hard decision between Bretons and Imperials, one thing is sure that the worst is Nords, right after Orcs & Dunmer. I just can't abide ugly races.0 -
Vunter✭✭✭Khajit-Are crap and used as rugs for NordsKhajiit. Because cats. Everyone loves cats.
(btw, the worst is Altmer for sure)0 -
PBpsy✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Argonians-Are terrible and should only be use as Nord beltsers101284b14_ESO wrote: »ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »
Dunmer never surrender they just make intelligent political decisions small minds like those of nords couldn't even hope to understand. Also there is no such thing as a Frenchmer in Nirn. Did you put moonsugar in your mead again?ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »
Nord Humor !? How quaint. Did it take your puny nord intellect much time to come out with that?
No just had quit laughing at the Dunmer surrendering again. Dunmer are like the French of ESO.
Translation=We are weak an don't wanna get beat up.
What do you call a Bosmer with half a brain? A Dumbner
The Dumbner joke again? I see that you want to prove that Nords are very slow every chance you get. In the spirit of cooperation I will let you take your time when trying to come up with one of those half baked Nord comebacks next time. We Dunmer can be tolerant of displeasing racial traits as long as they are not Argonian racial traits. We are enlightened like that.
Well glad to see you listened to us Nords and finally learned to use large words. Gods know you don't know what they mean but bless you for trying.
See with a lil more time you can do better. Still that can't be true because by the forth era the average Nord vocablurary still contains little more than :''Sweetroll","Arrow","knee","mead","bellyfull","lollygaggin". Time doesn't seem to help the Nords become smarter.
How many games did your Dunmer game sell? Nord 20 million. NORD MASTER RACE!!!
You mean that game I saved those filthy bickering nords as a Dunmer. The game where the advisers and commanders of the nords were Dunmer.Yes it did sell a lot. Morrowind sold quite a lot for its time also.Edited by PBpsy on June 18, 2014 8:42PMESO forums achievementsProud fanboiElitist jerkTrollHaterFan of icontested(rainbow colors granted)0 -
ers101284b14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »
Dunmer never surrender they just make intelligent political decisions small minds like those of nords couldn't even hope to understand. Also there is no such thing as a Frenchmer in Nirn. Did you put moonsugar in your mead again?ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »
Nord Humor !? How quaint. Did it take your puny nord intellect much time to come out with that?
No just had quit laughing at the Dunmer surrendering again. Dunmer are like the French of ESO.
Translation=We are weak an don't wanna get beat up.
What do you call a Bosmer with half a brain? A Dumbner
The Dumbner joke again? I see that you want to prove that Nords are very slow every chance you get. In the spirit of cooperation I will let you take your time when trying to come up with one of those half baked Nord comebacks next time. We Dunmer can be tolerant of displeasing racial traits as long as they are not Argonian racial traits. We are enlightened like that.
Well glad to see you listened to us Nords and finally learned to use large words. Gods know you don't know what they mean but bless you for trying.
See with a lil more time you can do better. Still that can't be true because by the forth era the average Nord vocablurary still contains little more than :''Sweetroll","Arrow","knee","mead","bellyfull","lollygaggin". Time doesn't seem to help the Nords become smarter.
How many games did your Dunmer game sell? Nord 20 million. NORD MASTER RACE!!!
You mean that game i saved those filthy bickering nords as a Dunmer. The game where the advisers and commanders of the nords were Dunmer.Yes ii did sell a lot. Morrowind sold quite a lot for its time also.
"For its time" All 5 copies?0 -
ebondeath✭✭✭✭✭I am a bit jealous that Nords get the whole Sovngarde deal, tbh.╔═════════════⌈Alannah Corvaine⌋══════════════╗
Rise, rise! To freedom, rise! Arise, ye Breton sons and daughters.
Ride, ride! To freedom, ride! Truth and glory to the brave!
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SFBryan18✭✭✭✭✭
✭ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »
Everyone knows that Nords will bow down when you shoot them in the knee.Edited by SFBryan18 on June 18, 2014 8:44PM1 -
SilverWF✭✭✭✭✭
✭Nords suxx- PC EU. Ebonheart Pact. CP 1k+
- YouTube: All ESO disguises (2014)
- EU players are humans too! We want our maintenances in the least pop time (at deep night) and not lasted for several hours!
- Animation canceR - is true PvP cancer! When you can't see which actions your opponent do - you can't react properly on them!
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ers101284b14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »
Everyone knows that Nords will bow down when you shoot them in the knee.
Yeah then we get back up and Fus Ro Dah your butt.1 -
SFBryan18✭✭✭✭✭
✭ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »
Everyone knows that Nords will bow down when you shoot them in the knee.
Yeah then we get back up and Fus Ro Dah your butt.
No. You get back up and beg for guard duty.1 -
ers101284b14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »
Everyone knows that Nords will bow down when you shoot them in the knee.
Yeah then we get back up and Fus Ro Dah your butt.
No. You get back up and beg for guard duty.
Better than laying there crying like some races 0 -
PBpsy✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Argonians-Are terrible and should only be use as Nord beltsers101284b14_ESO wrote: »ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »
Dunmer never surrender they just make intelligent political decisions small minds like those of nords couldn't even hope to understand. Also there is no such thing as a Frenchmer in Nirn. Did you put moonsugar in your mead again?ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »
Nord Humor !? How quaint. Did it take your puny nord intellect much time to come out with that?
No just had quit laughing at the Dunmer surrendering again. Dunmer are like the French of ESO.
Translation=We are weak an don't wanna get beat up.
What do you call a Bosmer with half a brain? A Dumbner
The Dumbner joke again? I see that you want to prove that Nords are very slow every chance you get. In the spirit of cooperation I will let you take your time when trying to come up with one of those half baked Nord comebacks next time. We Dunmer can be tolerant of displeasing racial traits as long as they are not Argonian racial traits. We are enlightened like that.
Well glad to see you listened to us Nords and finally learned to use large words. Gods know you don't know what they mean but bless you for trying.
See with a lil more time you can do better. Still that can't be true because by the forth era the average Nord vocablurary still contains little more than :''Sweetroll","Arrow","knee","mead","bellyfull","lollygaggin". Time doesn't seem to help the Nords become smarter.
How many games did your Dunmer game sell? Nord 20 million. NORD MASTER RACE!!!
You mean that game i saved those filthy bickering nords as a Dunmer. The game where the advisers and commanders of the nords were Dunmer.Yes ii did sell a lot. Morrowind sold quite a lot for its time also.
"For its time" All 5 copies?
More like 4 mills at a time when that was pretty damn good. Skyrim Had the luck of being released at a time when everybody and their grandmother had a console.
And what does this have to do with Nords not being dumb as guars on skooma?ESO forums achievementsProud fanboiElitist jerkTrollHaterFan of icontested(rainbow colors granted)0 -
ers101284b14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »
Dunmer never surrender they just make intelligent political decisions small minds like those of nords couldn't even hope to understand. Also there is no such thing as a Frenchmer in Nirn. Did you put moonsugar in your mead again?ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »
Nord Humor !? How quaint. Did it take your puny nord intellect much time to come out with that?
No just had quit laughing at the Dunmer surrendering again. Dunmer are like the French of ESO.
Translation=We are weak an don't wanna get beat up.
What do you call a Bosmer with half a brain? A Dumbner
The Dumbner joke again? I see that you want to prove that Nords are very slow every chance you get. In the spirit of cooperation I will let you take your time when trying to come up with one of those half baked Nord comebacks next time. We Dunmer can be tolerant of displeasing racial traits as long as they are not Argonian racial traits. We are enlightened like that.
Well glad to see you listened to us Nords and finally learned to use large words. Gods know you don't know what they mean but bless you for trying.
See with a lil more time you can do better. Still that can't be true because by the forth era the average Nord vocablurary still contains little more than :''Sweetroll","Arrow","knee","mead","bellyfull","lollygaggin". Time doesn't seem to help the Nords become smarter.
How many games did your Dunmer game sell? Nord 20 million. NORD MASTER RACE!!!
You mean that game i saved those filthy bickering nords as a Dunmer. The game where the advisers and commanders of the nords were Dunmer.Yes ii did sell a lot. Morrowind sold quite a lot for its time also.
"For its time" All 5 copies?
More like 4 mills at a time when that was pretty damn good. Skyrim Had the luck of being released at a time when everybody and their grandmother had a console.
And what does this have to do with Nords not being dumb as guars on skooma?
It not really about copies sold. Honestly I like all races Nord is just my favorite. This was just supposed to be a goofball thread, Not to be taken seriously. Just roleplay with it.2
