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When the tallest Altmer male has to jump to open a cabinet...

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fyendiarb16_ESO
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...you know something is not quite right.

Any ETA on when the looting range that broke a few patches back gets fixed?

It's been a while now and for the life of me I can't think of a reason to call it hard to fix. I am no programmer though so it might be as hard as brain surgery.
  • Synfaer
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    Cabinets are fine the way they are...they should just make all players taller ;)
  • Sihnfahl
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    No such thing as a tall Bosmer.
  • ers101284b14_ESO
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    Thought this was going to be a joke. Like how many Argonians does it take to fix a dwemer machine?

    5
    4 to roll around the swamp and1 to ask a nord how to do it!

    Nord master race
  • fyendiarb16_ESO
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    Synfaer wrote: »
    Cabinets are fine the way they are...they should just make all players taller ;)

    Hehe, would work if only the crosshair wasn't the one doing the work and that seems to be at the same height no matter the height of your character.

    At first I expected it to be hard since I was playing a Bosmer who was short even for his kind, so he had to look up to even see the cabinets. However now I played an Altmer male, tallest of his kind, and he almost looks down on the cabinets, yet has to jump up to loot them... :confused:
    Edited by fyendiarb16_ESO on June 17, 2014 2:42AM
  • twev
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    fyendiarb16_ESO wrote: »
    Synfaer wrote: »
    Cabinets are fine the way they are...they should just make all players taller ;)

    Hehe, would work if only the crosshair wasn't the one doing the work and that seems to be at the same height no matter the height of your character.

    At first I expected it to be hard since I was playing a Bosmer who was short even for his kind, so he had to look up to even see the cabinets. However now I played an Altmer male, tallest of his kind, and he almost looks down on the cabinets, yet has to jump up to loot them... :confused:

    All my Bos are as short as possible, drives me nuts that the retical is way above eye level.
    The problem with society these days is that no one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore.
  • Synfaer
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    ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »
    Thought this was going to be a joke. Like how many Argonians does it take to fix a dwemer machine?

    5
    4 to roll around the swamp and1 to ask a nord how to do it!

    Nord master race

    Hmm...that's not quite right, the one I heard was;

    How many Nords does it take to fix a dwemer machine?

    18...

    1 to try and fix it with their hammer
    17 to search for a Dunmer to fix the machine in the nearest Tavern
    ..and 1 Dunmer to lead the 17 drunk Nords to their homes and fix the machine :)

  • ers101284b14_ESO
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    Synfaer wrote: »
    ers101284b14_ESO wrote: »
    Thought this was going to be a joke. Like how many Argonians does it take to fix a dwemer machine?

    5
    4 to roll around the swamp and1 to ask a nord how to do it!

    Nord master race

    Hmm...that's not quite right, the one I heard was;

    How many Nords does it take to fix a dwemer machine?

    18...

    1 to try and fix it with their hammer
    17 to search for a Dunmer to fix the machine in the nearest Tavern
    ..and 1 Dunmer to lead the 17 drunk Nords to their homes and fix the machine :)

    Ah a proper Argonian joke. Long drawn out and not funny. That's why I'm wearing your mom as a belt you filthy scaleback.

    Nord still master race!!!!
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