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It's a sad world we live in...

illogicbh
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Where rubes get their jollies by making troll threads on a video game general discussion - new player forum. Why cant you spend your energy trolling evil people on the interwebz? We have done nothing wrong! Leave us nerds alone to our fantasy world of Tamriel...Savvy?
Savvy?


  • Sanibel
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    When these trolls can't play the game because they are at school or work they tend to flood forums and troll. It's the nature of their immaturity. I don't think it's due to them despising the game but they clearly have issues with different areas of it and harp on it over and over like a 6 year old dying for attention.
  • crowfl56
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    actually I like to picture a troll, basicly looking like a troll :) Fat, unwashed,smelly,under a bridge, (their moms basement or messy bedroom), no matter what their age.
  • forbarcusb16_ESO
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    It's because their parents refuse to pay the quite cheap £8.99 or $15 and they're FLIPPING OUT. If they learned to get a job (do some lawn-mowing, washing up, or whatever) they could EASILY earn ten quid a month. Okay, sure, the initial payment was quite high for some people, and I appreciate that, but it's no valid reason to go marching about saying that the game's terrible when in fact it's just their own delusion.

    Moreover, I'd like to point out to the people that can afford the game, that levels 1-50 is the story line, the instigated immersion and so forth. Grinding your *** off to get to Veteran Rank 12, saying that nothing was interesting IS NOT fully appreciating the game. Read books, listen to NPCs, go on a walk. That's the game. IT'S THE ELDER SCROLLS. It's meant to be eye-candy as well as feeling like you're your character, and the world around you is amiss. I'm sure I'm not the only one who wanted to leave this world for Tamriel (I felt this especially when playing Skyrim).

    So, let's rephrase the generic question we see across most of the general forum:
    When are you going to stop and actually play the game, instead of prancing around grinding till the sun explodes, then complaining about ESO being "not interesting"?

    See: Greatest Freakout Ever
    "I'm guilty of a far more monstrous crime, I'm guilty of being a dwarf."
  • fyendiarb16_ESO
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    Had to look up what the heck "rubes" were, so thanks for adding a words to my dictionary that I will never use, but at least will know what it means next time. :)

    Btw topics made to show your disgust for trolls is just another way of feeding them, they love it. So in the end you just helped some trolls have a better day. :(

    I agree with you though, trolls have only one place in the world and that is in the form of actual fantasy creatures known as trolls. The world would be a slightly less sad place if internet trolls did not exist and the forums would improve drastically.
  • stungateb14_ESO
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    reported for trolling x3
  • ZiRM
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    LOL this thread. :'(

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  • AlexDougherty
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    illogicbh wrote: »
    Savvy?

    Whom, me or you.
    People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
    Wizard's first rule
    Passion rules reason
    Wizard's third rule
    Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
    Wizard's fifth rule
    Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
    Wizard's tenth rule
  • Jsmt67
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    So, let's rephrase the generic question we see across most of the general forum:
    When are you going to stop and actually play the game, instead of prancing around grinding till the sun explodes, then complaining about ESO being "not interesting"?

    See: Greatest Freakout Ever

    Prancing around is right. Mounts, little pets, doo-dads and twirly things. Monkeys chirping. Strutting around in town and spamming your Harry Potter spells. (I actually like the monkeys).

    We are the Renrijra Krin. "The Mercenary's Grin¸" "The Laugh of the Landless," and "The Smiling Scum" would all be fair translations. We believe in justice, but do not follow laws. These are not rules, for there is no word for "rules" in Ta'agra. Call them our "thjizzrini" -- "foolish concepts."
  • ZiRM
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    Didn't Captain Jack Sparrow say Savvy alot?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzvVAheBn5k
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  • GrimCyclone
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    NiRN wrote: »
    Didn't Captain Jack Sparrow say Savvy alot?

    Yep, that's where he got it.
    It's called, "Neckbeard internet style."
    Gotta give them point for coming into their own.

    *disclaimer* It's a joke.
  • ZiRM
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    NiRN wrote: »
    Didn't Captain Jack Sparrow say Savvy alot?

    Yep, that's where he got it.
    It's called, "Neckbeard internet style."
    Gotta give them point for coming into their own.

    *disclaimer* It's a joke.

    Never heard of it...
    isn't the purpose of a beard to be on the neck?
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  • yodased
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    oh the poor sad plight of the neck beard:

    So-Hard-To-Be-Alpha.png

    internet+troll.jpg
    Tl;dr really weigh the fun you have in game vs the business practices you are supporting.
  • Sakiri
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    Sanibel wrote: »
    When these trolls can't play the game because they are at school or work they tend to flood forums and troll. It's the nature of their immaturity. I don't think it's due to them despising the game but they clearly have issues with different areas of it and harp on it over and over like a 6 year old dying for attention.

    People are still in school?
  • SDZald
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    I wished I lived in a world that trolls were what made the world 'sad.'

    Trolls I can live with, terrorist, child molesters, people going postal, being taxed to death, traffic, retirement funds in shambles, Father and Father-in-law both in hospital, Son-in-law being deployed to Afghanistan ... Now those are real things that make this world 'sad.'
    Edited by SDZald on June 6, 2014 4:36PM
  • NerfEverything
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    Upset with trolls

    Posts a troll post

    Mods need to do their job and close threads like these
  • ZiRM
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  • illogicbh
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    Upset with trolls

    Posts a troll post

    Mods need to do their job and close threads like these

    How was this a troll post? I think you are just trolling me, savvy?

    Savvy?


  • illogicbh
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    SDZald wrote: »
    I wished I lived in a world that trolls were what made the world 'sad.'

    Trolls I can live with, terrorist, child molesters, people going postal, being taxed to death, traffic, retirement funds in shambles, Father and Father-in-law both in hospital, Son-in-law being deployed to Afghanistan ... Now those are real things that make this world 'sad.'

    You are taking my words too literally. Obviously its not whats making the world sad. I feel bad for you.
    Savvy?


  • ZiRM
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    JmJ2Kka.gif

    Edited by ZiRM on June 6, 2014 4:50PM
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  • illogicbh
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    Am I not allowed to use the term "savvy" because Johnny Depp used in Pirates of the Caribbean?Too bad! I like the word and think its funny and im gonna use it!
    Savvy?


  • Blackwidow
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    Well, obviously the mods love a thread about trolls.

    Who knew.
  • ZiRM
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    illogicbh wrote: »
    Am I not allowed to use the term "savvy" because Johnny Depp used in Pirates of the Caribbean?Too bad! I like the word and think its funny and im gonna use it!

    Savvy?
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  • illogicbh
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    NiRN wrote: »
    illogicbh wrote: »
    Am I not allowed to use the term "savvy" because Johnny Depp used in Pirates of the Caribbean?Too bad! I like the word and think its funny and im gonna use it!

    Savvy?

    +1 Savvy to your response!
    Savvy?


  • SDZald
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    illogicbh wrote: »
    SDZald wrote: »
    I wished I lived in a world that trolls were what made the world 'sad.'

    Trolls I can live with, terrorist, child molesters, people going postal, being taxed to death, traffic, retirement funds in shambles, Father and Father-in-law both in hospital, Son-in-law being deployed to Afghanistan ... Now those are real things that make this world 'sad.'

    You are taking my words too literally. Obviously its not whats making the world sad. I feel bad for you.

    Sorry I didn't mean to toss a wet blanket on a 'fun' thread I just get a chuckle out of people who take anything to do with gaming so seriously and things are no worse for me then anyone else but thanks for the sentiment.

  • illogicbh
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    SDZald wrote: »
    illogicbh wrote: »
    SDZald wrote: »
    I wished I lived in a world that trolls were what made the world 'sad.'

    Trolls I can live with, terrorist, child molesters, people going postal, being taxed to death, traffic, retirement funds in shambles, Father and Father-in-law both in hospital, Son-in-law being deployed to Afghanistan ... Now those are real things that make this world 'sad.'

    You are taking my words too literally. Obviously its not whats making the world sad. I feel bad for you.

    Sorry I didn't mean to toss a wet blanket on a 'fun' thread I just get a chuckle out of people who take anything to do with gaming so seriously and things are no worse for me then anyone else but thanks for the sentiment.

    I savvy your post now. Peace be with you.
    Savvy?


  • ZiRM
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    Did you know you can also spell it like this and it looks awesome.

    Sawy? See what I did, one W instead of two VV's! Genius. (*)
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  • stungateb14_ESO
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    Would you like a history lesson on the virtues of trolling verses the vices of being a sheeple?
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