for the love of christ

TieFighter · June 2014

Please stop the nerfs, the trolls like to call them class balancing but that's just a doctored statement to cover what it really is. You are basing these nerfs off of pvp content/game play... that is backwards. You are breaking our pve abilities and why?... because you're choosing to mold TES as pvp minded first over pve?
Also please stop making new content when your old content is broken still... wtf!
it is becoming a real chore to stay loyal to TESO

we have severe lag spikes in cyradiil
gold spammers and bots arent being dealt with properly
in pve i have to /reloadui about every 5 minutes to fix some kind of bug

alot of people are saying you broke their heart- i thought they were being too harsh... but im starting to feel it.
i was in love with The Elder Scrolls and what Bethesda did, but Zenimax... who the heck are you listening to Zenimax? Who the heck are you allowing to influence you?
you want to speak of class imbalance but i think its weird how everyone has been altered except the Sorcerer- here is class imbalance....

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Uiq1X6wEwgI

Hodorius · June 2014

Stop abusing the Lord´s son´s name for spreading lies!
The Devil lives among us... Gather the torches!

FlatLine84 · June 2014

I'm sorry but when you can solo trail trash mobs IMO it is also broken in pve. Try again.

Crumpy · June 2014

You'll annoy the god botherers with that title

Yam_of_the_Center · June 2014

Lorkhan! Unstable mutant!

Stratti · June 2014

It's k talk of Christ belongs here
After all we are talking about a fantasy land created through mythical story telling surrounding good and evil. Christ fits in does it not!?!

mndfreeze · June 2014

NERF JESUS

Dayv · June 2014

Jesus won't help - he wears robes and likes woodworking.

jimfopao2 · June 2014

ss.ioannidisnrb18_ESO wrote: »

It's k talk of Christ belongs here
After all we are talking about a fantasy land created through mythical story telling surrounding good and evil. Christ fits in does it not!?!

Jesus was a zombie.

ArcaneBlue · June 2014

I understand the pvpers' frustration about skill balancing but all those "nerf this, nerf that" threads are getting a little old. to me it seems like "hey MY class got nerfed so I'm gonna have YOUR class nerfed too!" sort of mentality. (I do know not everyone is like that)

every time some class/skill gets nerfed those got affected post threads saying "now <insert a skill name here> is so op, enough is enough, nerf it!" just so they can get back at non-affected players. (again I do know not everyone is like this!)
I'm sure some nerfs are/were needed though.

it's just my _pve-only player's_ POV. I'm sure some of you have something different to say.

Dayv · June 2014

It took him 3 days to pop a soul gem

mndfreeze · June 2014

Dayv wrote: »

Jesus won't help - he wears robes and likes woodworking.

Yeah, don't you see, he wears light armor and uses a staff so he must be OP! neerrff

For the record I'm talking about my friend hey-zeus. He likes tacos.

McDoogs · June 2014

One of the worst things about this game is the nerfcoaster ZOS is making us ride. It's fairly ridiculous their efforts at 'balancing'

Birfreben_Kinghelred · June 2014

Recently there was a thread requesting the nerf of volcanic rune, and rightfully so. This ability has next to no impact in pvp, Players can see it and avoid it. It is broken in pve, where mob AI cannot avoid it and it can be used to juggle large pulls and barely get hit. If you are relying on this crutch or any other to grind a higher VR level, you're just digging yourself a hole for when they nerf it.

NoMoreChillies · June 2014

Does Jesus play this game?

Erock25 · June 2014

TieFighter wrote: »

Please stop the nerfs, the trolls like to call them class balancing but that's just a doctored statement to cover what it really is. You are basing these nerfs off of pvp content/game play... that is backwards. You are breaking our pve abilities and why?... because you're choosing to mold TES as pvp minded first over pve?
Also please stop making new content when your old content is broken still... wtf!
it is becoming a real chore to stay loyal to TESO

we have severe lag spikes in cyradiil
gold spammers and bots arent being dealt with properly
in pve i have to /reloadui about every 5 minutes to fix some kind of bug

alot of people are saying you broke their heart- i thought they were being too harsh... but im starting to feel it.
i was in love with The Elder Scrolls and what Bethesda did, but Zenimax... who the heck are you listening to Zenimax? Who the heck are you allowing to influence you?
you want to speak of class imbalance but i think its weird how everyone has been altered except the Sorcerer- here is class imbalance....

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Uiq1X6wEwgI

Look at this guy posting a video from closed beta before a hundred things have been changed to illustrate class balance. VR6 sorc vs level 50 mobs and he abuses the reset distance repeatedly. Yes great video to show.

Guy calls to stop the nerfs, shows video from closed beta, calls for nerfs. Makes sense.

Unsanctified · June 2014

NoMoreChillies wrote: »

Does Jesus play this game?

If he did, he'd be an OP NB and faceroll.

eaton68_ESO · June 2014

I don't mean to derail this thread, but I wonder if I reference Ah'la the same way Jesus and Christ are referenced throughout the forums, would those posts/threads be allowed to remain? Or Boo dah, or Mow Hommid, or...well, you get the idea. Just curious, really.

Unsanctified · June 2014

I thought it was Allah? I'm not that much of a theist, though.

Hiply · June 2014

mndfreeze wrote: »

NERF JESUS

No need to nerf Jesus, seriously:

-He was a crafter until he hit level 30
-He only ever spot healed
-He used his rez once (arguably twice) the entire time he played
-His best trick was as a provisioner
and...

-His self-rez was crap, it took three days to cast, after which he had to quit the game.

Carnage2K4 · June 2014

Hiply wrote: »

mndfreeze wrote: »

NERF JESUS

No need to nerf Jesus, seriously:

-He was a crafter until he hit level 30
-He only ever spot healed
-He used his rez once (arguably twice) the entire time he played
-His best trick was as a provisioner
and...

-His self-rez was crap, it took three days to cast, after which he had to quit the game.

Greatest class description EVER!

nerevarine1138 · June 2014

Unsanctified wrote: »

I thought it was Allah? I'm not that much of a theist, though.

It's Allah. It's also Buddha and Mohammed (or Muhammed). I'm assuming that poster doesn't speak English as their primary language.

reggielee · June 2014

I am starting to agree. With every patch I have to shelve abilities that I worked up in order to play my char and start leveling up new ones in order to continue my mostly solo pve play, since I gave up on pvp a long time ago and waiting for groups or finding them is annoying as hell.

tired of it, just make pvp skills a separate function, that way when you tweak it for balance you dont screw up the pve game for those of us that play on that side.

GrimCyclone · June 2014

Oh, here we go all the dissidents have to joke on the pious now. You're going to feel ashamed one day that you made a mockery of a figure that tried to help people. I guess Mother Teresa was bad too, huh? She served him.

I don't see you joking on Kyne or Talos or any of the Aedra. You know the world is in a weird place when what's right is wrong and what's wrong is right. The good and the sound of mind given way for the corrupt and unintelligible.

Living as Children of Light
…being darkened in their understanding, excluded from the life of God because of the ignorance that is in them, because of the hardness of their heart; and they, having become callous, have given themselves over to sensuality for the practice of every kind of impurity with greediness. But you did not learn Christ in this way,…

Crumpy · June 2014

GrimCyclone wrote: »

Oh, here we go all the dissidents have to joke on the pious now. You're going to feel ashamed one day that you made a mockery of a figure that tried to help people. I guess Mother Teresa was bad too, huh? She served him.

I don't see you joking on Kyne or Talos or any of the Aedra. You know the world is in a weird place when what's right is wrong and what's wrong is right. The good and the sound of mind given way for the corrupt and unintelligible.

Living as Children of Light
…being darkened in their understanding, excluded from the life of God because of the ignorance that is in them, because of the hardness of their heart; and they, having become callous, have given themselves over to sensuality for the practice of every kind of impurity with greediness. But you did not learn Christ in this way,…

What?

eaton68_ESO · June 2014

nerevarine1138 wrote: »

Unsanctified wrote: »

I thought it was Allah? I'm not that much of a theist, though.

It's Allah. It's also Buddha and Mohammed (or Muhammed). I'm assuming that poster doesn't speak English as their primary language.

Or the poster was making a point. I guess the rest of the post, having been well written in regards to spelling, punctuation, and grammar was not noticed.

Bhakura · June 2014

Hiply wrote: »

No need to nerf Jesus, seriously:

-He was a crafter until he hit level 30
-He only ever spot healed
-He used his rez once (arguably twice) the entire time he played
-His best trick was as a provisioner
and...

-His self-rez was crap, it took three days to cast, after which he had to quit the game.

Actually he was a bot, walking on water and stuff?

steveb16_ESO46 · June 2014

NoMoreChillies wrote: »

Does Jesus play this game?

He did until he hit VR with his dual wield Medium Armour Nightblade..

Man, the language.

Lady_D · June 2014

Although I would have chosen another title for the post, I am in agreement with his complaint.

nerevarine1138 · June 2014

eaton68_ESO wrote: »

nerevarine1138 wrote: »

Unsanctified wrote: »

I thought it was Allah? I'm not that much of a theist, though.

It's Allah. It's also Buddha and Mohammed (or Muhammed). I'm assuming that poster doesn't speak English as their primary language.

Or the poster was making a point. I guess the rest of the post, having been well written in regards to spelling, punctuation, and grammar was not noticed.

I assume "the poster" was making a point that just flew over my head then, because misspelling the names of major religious figures as though one is in kindergarten doesn't actually make a point. Of course, since it wasn't very well-written with regards to subject/verb agreement, general grammar, or anything beyond a rudimentary sense of how to troll, any point is moot.

eaton68_ESO · June 2014

nerevarine1138 wrote: »

eaton68_ESO wrote: »

nerevarine1138 wrote: »

Unsanctified wrote: »

I thought it was Allah? I'm not that much of a theist, though.

It's Allah. It's also Buddha and Mohammed (or Muhammed). I'm assuming that poster doesn't speak English as their primary language.

Or the poster was making a point. I guess the rest of the post, having been well written in regards to spelling, punctuation, and grammar was not noticed.

I assume "the poster" was making a point that just flew over my head then, because misspelling the names of major religious figures as though one is in kindergarten doesn't actually make a point. Of course, since it wasn't very well-written with regards to subject/verb agreement, general grammar, or anything beyond a rudimentary sense of how to troll, any point is moot.

Your mental illness is noted.