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Nords Without Helmets - The Safety Patch v1.1.2
CombatBeard
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Everyone, come and do the safety patch with me!
(Bit of a summary of the patch problems I'm seeing on the forums to the tune of The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats)
You can patch if you want to
You can leave your quests behind
'Cause achievements don't work and if they don't work
Well there's no points to find
I say, hit escape if you want to
But the key will never bind
You can Alt F4 if you want to leave this world
Leave the wayshrine far behind
You can patch
We can't loot what we want to
The nerf is dumb and so I'll cry
But we can dress real neat from out heads to our feet
And surprise 'em with a poopy dye
Say, we can't load when we want to
If it won't, should you pay the bill?
And then you'll act real rude, get totally removed
From the forums, 'cause you're an imbecile
I say, we can patch, we can patch
Dragonknights out of control
We can patch, we can patch
There're nerfing it from wall to wall
We can patch, we can patch
Everybody getting gold spams
We can patch, we can patch
ZeniMax is takin' a chance
Safety patch
Is it safe to patch?
Is it safe to patch?
You can patch if you want to
We've got bots trains in a mine
They'll still abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right?
I say, you can patch if you want to
You can leave your Nightblades behind
'Cause your passives don't work and if they don't work
Well there's no point this time
Edited by CombatBeard on May 23, 2014 6:22PM (Bit of a summary of the patch problems I'm seeing on the forums to the tune of The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats)
You can patch if you want to
You can leave your quests behind
'Cause achievements don't work and if they don't work
Well there's no points to find
I say, hit escape if you want to
But the key will never bind
You can Alt F4 if you want to leave this world
Leave the wayshrine far behind
You can patch
We can't loot what we want to
The nerf is dumb and so I'll cry
But we can dress real neat from out heads to our feet
And surprise 'em with a poopy dye
Say, we can't load when we want to
If it won't, should you pay the bill?
And then you'll act real rude, get totally removed
From the forums, 'cause you're an imbecile
I say, we can patch, we can patch
Dragonknights out of control
We can patch, we can patch
There're nerfing it from wall to wall
We can patch, we can patch
Everybody getting gold spams
We can patch, we can patch
ZeniMax is takin' a chance
Safety patch
Is it safe to patch?
Is it safe to patch?
You can patch if you want to
We've got bots trains in a mine
They'll still abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right?
I say, you can patch if you want to
You can leave your Nightblades behind
'Cause your passives don't work and if they don't work
Well there's no point this time
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Galen_the_BlackSoul ShrivenSomeone who does internet music should make a cover of this song. Even better if you can use recordings of the game to spoof the music video of the original song.Just my 2 Septims.1 -
ciannait✭✭✭CombatBeard wrote: »It's a shame that a lot of people don't know the original song.
I feel old. I'm only (nearly) 36, and I feel old.
YOU KIDS GET OFF MAH LAWN6 -
Liquid_Time✭✭✭✭✭Was not disappointed. haha!
Edit: Still a good song btw.Edited by Liquid_Time on May 23, 2014 3:54PM¸.•¨)
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IGN: Liquid Past || Rank: V14 || Class: Nightblade || World Skill: Vampire
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kirnmalidus✭✭✭✭This is awesome.Life of a Nightblade (Screenshot Tumblr)
“Attention Zenimax: Stamina builds don't hold up to magicka builds, and this is causing most of your class imbalance. It makes melee weapons and bows weaker than staves and class abilities. It makes medium and heavy armor less desirable than light armor. Fix this imbalance, and you'll address most of your balance issues.”
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kirnmalidus✭✭✭✭ZOS_TristanK wrote: »Hey, all. We've moved this thread to our Community Creations section of the forums. Thanks!
This reaction is maybe even more funny than the original post, but I don't think that's actually possible.Life of a Nightblade (Screenshot Tumblr)
“Attention Zenimax: Stamina builds don't hold up to magicka builds, and this is causing most of your class imbalance. It makes melee weapons and bows weaker than staves and class abilities. It makes medium and heavy armor less desirable than light armor. Fix this imbalance, and you'll address most of your balance issues.”
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CombatBeard wrote: »It's a shame that a lot of people don't know the original song.
Whose said they don't know the original song? My 12 year old nephew was singing this just the other day, even knew the name of the band. It's a timeless song.0 -
GrimlockSaves✭✭✭kirnmalidus wrote: »ZOS_TristanK wrote: »Hey, all. We've moved this thread to our Community Creations section of the forums. Thanks!
This reaction is maybe even more funny than the original post, but I don't think that's actually possible.
At least ZOS has a sense of humor about the bugginess. I would argue that a sense of humor is probably the last thing they need, but it will at least soften the blow when reality sets in.0
http://youtu.be/AjPau5QYtYs
