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When are the 'megaserver patch maintenance' notes going to be posted?

  • Forestd16b14_ESO
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    Must there always be a thread about patch notes every single time there's a tiny patch ?!?!?! It's always the same time at the end of the patch when it goes live must you really bug Zenimax about a tiny change to audio or a quest fix ever single time ????
  • Dracane
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    Why are people still so excited for the patchnotes ? PTS Patchnotes are more than interesting, it's like waiting for a new game to be released.

    But since this went live, no interesting changes occured and there will be less and less changes with each patch. :) Don't get so excited over nothing. it's not like we get some class and ability changes, even though they are needed.
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    P3ZZL3 wrote: »
    The Rick Astley thing is still going on ??? Oh my..... :D

    Notwithstanding,
    Even though all this time has passed
    Very few people remember it.
    Everyone thinks it's died but it's still here :)
    Relevant after all this time!

    Granted, some won't even remember it.
    Originating back in the late 80's he was a legend.
    Irrespective of what some people say,
    Nearly every girl out there was dancing to it!
    God, it was infuriating as a cool male in the 80's!

    That being said,
    Ordinary men, dressed to the nines, still danced to it :(

    Gyrated their Hips,
    Igniting the hormones in those young ladies
    Virtually everyone stared with open mouths.
    Especially the older crowd.

    Yet, even though we did this,
    Outdated as it seems,
    Ultimately we did it to impress the ladies.

    Undeniably some of the best times we ever had
    Peace!
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  • anitajoneb17_ESO
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    Must there always be a thread about patch notes every single time there's a tiny patch ?!?!?! It's always the same time at the end of the patch when it goes live must you really bug Zenimax about a tiny change to audio or a quest fix ever single time ????
    Dracane wrote: »
    Why are people still so excited for the patchnotes ? PTS Patchnotes are more than interesting, it's like waiting for a new game to be released.

    But since this went live, no interesting changes occured and there will be less and less changes with each patch. :) Don't get so excited over nothing. it's not like we get some class and ability changes, even though they are needed.

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  • Darlgon
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    P3ZZL3 wrote: »

    Fantastic post

    See below.
    Dracane wrote: »
    Why are people still so excited for the patchnotes ? PTS Patchnotes are more than interesting, it's like waiting for a new game to be released.

    But since this went live, no interesting changes occured and there will be less and less changes with each patch. :) Don't get so excited over nothing. it's not like we get some class and ability changes, even though they are needed.

    When the servers are down
    Everyone needs something to do
    Really just because they want to rush the end of the patch
    Except there is only the forums.

    Yes, we play and post memes
    Otherwise, we would just be tearing each other up with posts
    Until the dreaded Natch Potes appeared

    As we wait, its better to

    Locate and post funny stuff
    Other people can laugh at
    To relieve stress
    Regarding game or life problems
    Or maybe even just to chill out

    We hope for much
    Are sadly often disappointed
    Reality will set in, but we persevere
    Determined to hope that
    Each new
    Natch pote will reveal the fixes we hope for dat seemingly never come.
    Edited by Darlgon on 21 September 2015 15:00
    Power level to CP160 in a week:
    Where is the end game? You just played it.
    Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
    Where is new content? Sigh.
  • nimander99
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    Natch Potes?
    I AM UPDATING MY PRIVACY POLICY

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    "MOAR!!" = Charge for DLC that subs had already paid for,
    "MOAR!!!" = Experience scrolls and riding lessons,
    "MOARR!!!" = Vampire/werewolf bites,
    "MOAARRR!!!" = CS exclusive motifs,
    "MOOAARRR!!!" = Crown crates,
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  • twev
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    I'm just enjoying seeing how many people commented without reading the actual thread title.

    :D
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  • Darlgon
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    twev wrote: »
    I'm just enjoying seeing how many people commented without reading the actual thread title.

    :D

    Sigh.. I must be slow this morning. Oh well, its going here now anyway. Its actually probably a more accurate description of them anyway.
    Edited by Darlgon on 21 September 2015 14:21
    Power level to CP160 in a week:
    Where is the end game? You just played it.
    Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
    Where is new content? Sigh.
  • P3ZZL3
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    SammyPeer wrote: »
    P3ZZL3 wrote: »
    The Rick Astley thing is still going on ??? Oh my..... :D

    Notwithstanding,
    Even though all this time has passed
    Very few people remember it.
    Everyone thinks it's died but it's still here :)
    Relevant after all this time!

    Undeniably some of the best times we ever had
    Peace!

    The last word in that diatribe is 'peace' but it seems more like a declaration of war.

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  • SammyPeer
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    Darlgon wrote: »
    P3ZZL3 wrote: »

    Fantastic post

    See below.
    Dracane wrote: »
    Why are people still so excited for the patchnotes ? PTS Patchnotes are more than interesting, it's like waiting for a new game to be released.

    But since this went live, no interesting changes occured and there will be less and less changes with each patch. :) Don't get so excited over nothing. it's not like we get some class and ability changes, even though they are needed.

    When the servers are down
    Everyone needs something to do
    Really just because they want to rush the end of the patch
    Except there is only the forums.

    Yes, we play and post memes
    Otherwise, we would just be tearing each other up with posts
    Until the dreaded Natch Potes appeared

    As we wait, its better to

    Locate and post funny stuff
    Other people can laugh at
    To relieve stress
    Regarding game or life problems
    Or maybe even just to chill out

    We hope for much
    Are sadly often disappointed
    Reality will set in, but we persevere
    Determined to hope that
    Each new natch pote will
    Reveal the fixes we hope for
    Dat seemingly never come.

    What is a LOTRO Warderd? Is the last word meant to be Warden?
  • Nifty2g
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    Dammit ZOS I need to ERP bring the server up
    #MOREORBS
  • Darlgon
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    SammyPeer wrote: »
    P3ZZL3 wrote: »

    Fantastic post

    What is a LOTRO Warderd? Is the last word meant to be Warden?


    Grumble.. got lost in the other message. Yeah.

    <Edit> @SammyPeer;2273107 . Just fixed it. Leave yours so your post makes sense. Thanks.
    Edited by Darlgon on 21 September 2015 15:02
    Power level to CP160 in a week:
    Where is the end game? You just played it.
    Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
    Where is new content? Sigh.
  • twev
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    Nifty2g wrote: »
    Dammit ZOS I need to ERP bring the server up
    cR5oPqC.jpg
    Edited by twev on 21 September 2015 14:27
    The problem with society these days is that no one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore.
  • SammyPeer
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    Oh oh oh. There is no longer a 'sticky' for the PC/MAC NA server Natch Potes, must be a new one coming soon.
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  • OGLezard
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    Epona222 wrote: »
    Same as every other patch, at the end.

    There's always one who doesn't get the point of this thread, where is the LOL button when I need it?

    @Epona222 like I tell every other person who longs for the days of the LOL button; the day they removed it I made this image......use it wisely :)

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    http://i.imgur.com/6nqQ1FL.jpg
    Edited by OGLezard on 21 September 2015 14:33
  • P3ZZL3
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  • whiteshadow711jppreub18_ESO
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    I go get breakfast after working overnights to come back to.... NO NATCH POTES WTH !!!!!!

    LOL
    Edited by whiteshadow711jppreub18_ESO on 21 September 2015 14:40
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    Just want to bring one random thing up, but on my end at least the Dev Tracker hasn't updated since the 18th so I can't see if there are any updates outside of directly in the threads.

    EDIT: nevermind, updated twice (missing some other dev post) but kinda working, maybe.
    Edited by CP5 on 21 September 2015 14:53
  • b92303008rwb17_ESO
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    I don't see any reason to expect the patch notes. There are probably mainly minor bug fixes and no major problems like loading screen issues will addressed.
  • twev
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    I don't see any reason to expect the patch notes. There are probably mainly minor bug fixes and no major problems like loading screen issues will addressed.

    'megaserver patch maintenance'
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    Edited by twev on 21 September 2015 14:49
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  • MeridianKnight
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    I don't see any reason to expect the patch notes. There are probably mainly minor bug fixes and no major problems like loading screen issues will addressed.

    I noticed this as well. The dev tracker mysteriously started working again about 3 minutes ago. They fly under the radar when they want to it seems ;)
    Edited by MeridianKnight on 21 September 2015 14:50
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  • nimander99
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    twev wrote: »
    Nifty2g wrote: »
    Dammit ZOS I need to ERP bring the server up
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    You win!

    Edit: still laughing

    Cant stop laughin g at her face ahahhahahaha
    Edited by nimander99 on 21 September 2015 14:52
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    ∽∽∽ 2 years of Elder Scrolls Online ∼∼∼
    "Give us money" = Box sales & monthly sub fees,
    "moar!" = £10 palomino horse,
    "MOAR!" = Switch to B2P, launch cash shop,
    "MOAR!!" = Charge for DLC that subs had already paid for,
    "MOAR!!!" = Experience scrolls and riding lessons,
    "MOARR!!!" = Vampire/werewolf bites,
    "MOAARRR!!!" = CS exclusive motifs,
    "MOOAARRR!!!" = Crown crates,
    "MOOOAAARRR!!!" = 'Chapter's' bought separately from ESO+,
    "MOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!" = ???

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  • anitajoneb17_ESO
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    @twev : I'm sorry but as much as you'll try to catch our attention to the "joke" obviously we don't get it so you'll have to explain ;-)
  • Irathray
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    ...that's ALL for the patch notes? D:
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  • whiteshadow711jppreub18_ESO
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    VR16/ CP 160 Khajiit Nightblade of the Aldmeri Dominion, Guildmaster and Assassin of the Queen's Hand guild on NA PC. PvP Officer in the WOLF guild on NA PS5, and of course Master Thief. Currently 3409 CP out of 3600 CP on NA PS5. Currently 810 CP on NA PC (used for PTS testing purposes only). On PS5 I am also a Master Crafter, all traits done and learned, Jewelry crafting done. all Motifs learned on PS5 except for maybe two-three Motifs. All Companions are Max level as are their Skills.Warrior, Lover, Thief.... Nightblade. Aldmeri Dominion For Life! For the Queen!! Go Dominion or go home ! "I have no hatred for the races of Man, but they are young. Like all children, they are driven by emotion. They lack the wisdom that comes with age. I would sooner place an Altmer infant on the Ruby Throne than surrender Tamriel to their capricious whims. The Altmer, the Bosmer and the Khajiit share the common traits of intelligence, patience and reason. We do not seek riches or plunder. Domination is not our goal, nor is the acclamation of power for its own sake. Today we make our stand. Today we take back the Ruby Throne, which is ours by ancient right and the blessings of the Divines. Stand with us." ―Your Queen Commands, Ayrenn Arana Aldmeri.(All 18 characters are AD only! This one is a AD Loyalist)Member of ESO Since January 29, 2014, started early Access 3/30/14 on PC, currently subbed on NA PS5 and on NA PC. Note- I only use PC for PTS testing purposes, the PS5 is my dedicated Game Platform.Note- for those that don't know how to say Kotaro Atani it's "Ko tar row Ah ta ni" (Ko with a Oh sound, tar which sounds like the sticky black tar stuff, row like rowing a boat, Ah with a AHHHH sound, Ta with a Tahhh sound, Neeee which sounds like knee)"The blowing sands of time wipe clean the footprints of the past...""Moonsugar may be the key to paradise, but it is through a false door...""A perfect society is always elsewhere..."- Unknown book of Khajiiti proverbs.
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  • twev
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    @twev : I'm sorry but as much as you'll try to catch our attention to the "joke" obviously we don't get it so you'll have to explain ;-)

    Well, OK.
    Gimmee some time to put my notes in order.

    Talk amongst yerselves.......
    The problem with society these days is that no one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore.
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