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When are the 'megaserver patch maintenance' notes going to be posted?

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Huh?
Who's with me?

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  • Gaiden'Densetsu
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    Same as every other patch, at the end.
  • Epona222
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    Same as every other patch, at the end.

    There's always one who doesn't get the point of this thread, where is the LOL button when I need it?
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  • Asmael
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    Because it has to be done.

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  • Turelus
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    And so it begins... 12:33 GMT. Not bad... not bad...
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    Where is the end game? You just played it.
    Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
    Where is new content? Sigh.
  • Elsir
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    My usual demand

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    Edited by Elsir on 21 September 2015 12:38
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  • Darlgon
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    Epona222 wrote: »
    Same as every other patch, at the end.

    There's always one who doesn't get the point of this thread, where is the LOL button when I need it?

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    Edited by Darlgon on 21 September 2015 12:39
    Power level to CP160 in a week:
    Where is the end game? You just played it.
    Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
    Where is new content? Sigh.
  • Asmael
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    Make your bets!

    From "very likely to happen" to "it's nice to have hope":

    1) Drinks and food from Siege vendors now work properly
    2) Talons can't be blocked anymore
    3) Every player gets a Unicorn for free!
    4) Battle spirit damage reduction is reduced to [40-30%]
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  • Seravi
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    I am crossing my fingers, toes, my cats paws and anything else I can cross that they fix the stutters, loading screens and falling to my death constantly.
    Edited by Seravi on 21 September 2015 12:47
  • BuggeX
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    Asmael wrote: »
    2) Talons can't be blocked anymore

    this, i just want to read this....
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    #givemeaexecute
    #ineedheal
    #betterhotfixgrindspots
  • FlyLeaf30
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    The Patch notes should be out "Soon"
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  • Asmael
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    BuggeX wrote: »
    Asmael wrote: »
    2) Talons can't be blocked anymore

    this, i just want to read this....

    Woopsie. Actually wanted to write the opposite. Bleh.

    Read on the forums that talons were blockable now, but couldn't test it.

    But that wouldn't be a patch without a DK nerf, now, would it? :D

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  • CtrlAltDlt
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    I hope that at least they fixed the load screens
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  • Enodoc
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    I was looking for this thread for ages (since it had to be somewhere) and for some reason kept missing it :stuck_out_tongue:
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  • hydrocynus
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    Not sure where the patch notes are but I did find a hatchet. Anyone lost one recently?
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  • Vangy
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    1) Sorc pets will now start attacking the player who summoned them.
    2) NB's will now have increasing cloak cost when used consecutively.
    3) WB's damage has been reduced to 50% of its original value.
    4) Crystal Shards projectile speed has been slowed down to 50% its original value
    5) Cost of VR 16 crafted gear has now gone up from 150 for a large piece to 300.
    6) Proxy det/bat swarm/any other AOE skill has been tweaked to do 120% their original damage.
    & most importantly:
    7) Now ur character will use a napkin to wipe his/her mouth after they are done eating.
    (2)V16 Dk- stam dps/stam tank/mag dps
    (2)V16 Sorc- mag dps/stam dps
    (2)V16 nb- stam dps/mag dps
    (1)v16 temp- mag tank/mag dps
    CP: 610 and counting

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  • P3ZZL3
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  • CtrlAltDlt
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    Vangy wrote: »
    1) Sorc pets will now start attacking the player who summoned them.
    2) NB's will now have increasing cloak cost when used consecutively.
    3) WB's damage has been reduced to 50% of its original value.
    4) Crystal Shards projectile speed has been slowed down to 50% its original value
    5) Cost of VR 16 crafted gear has now gone up from 150 for a large piece to 300.
    6) Proxy det/bat swarm/any other AOE skill has been tweaked to do 120% their original damage.
    & most importantly:
    7) Now ur character will use a napkin to wipe his/her mouth after they are done eating.

    :D i see what you did there
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  • anitajoneb17_ESO
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    ... any loading screen that lasts more than 15 seconds will grant you 1000 free crowns... ???
  • P3ZZL3
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    ... any loading screen that lasts more than 15 seconds will grant you 1000 free crowns... ???

    More likely it'll be the other way round! :(
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  • MeridianKnight
    ... any loading screen that lasts more than 15 seconds will grant you 1000 free crowns... ???

    Get free crowns by using a low end system? :D
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    juan0316 wrote: »
    Vangy wrote: »
    1) Sorc pets will now start attacking the player who summoned them.
    2) NB's will now have increasing cloak cost when used consecutively.
    3) WB's damage has been reduced to 50% of its original value.
    4) Crystal Shards projectile speed has been slowed down to 50% its original value
    5) Cost of VR 16 crafted gear has now gone up from 150 for a large piece to 300.
    6) Proxy det/bat swarm/any other AOE skill has been tweaked to do 120% their original damage.
    & most importantly:
    7) Now ur character will use a napkin to wipe his/her mouth after they are done eating.

    :D i see what you did there

    wait what did i do =D ???
    (2)V16 Dk- stam dps/stam tank/mag dps
    (2)V16 Sorc- mag dps/stam dps
    (2)V16 nb- stam dps/mag dps
    (1)v16 temp- mag tank/mag dps
    CP: 610 and counting

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  • Asmael
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    ... any loading screen that lasts more than 15 seconds will grant you 1000 free crowns... ???

    On a scale from 0 to 10 where 0 is to be expected and 10 is the "it'll never happen"?

    Probably around 60 or so.
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  • MeridianKnight
    Patch snippet

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    Edited by MeridianKnight on 21 September 2015 13:37
  • P3ZZL3
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    Patch snippet

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    Patch Notes:
    • Recently Updates all Audio for IC (8gig)
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    CP561 Breton | Jesus Beam Templar | Magicka Build Forever!
    CP561 Naked Nord | Tanky DK | Stamigicka Build

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  • anitajoneb17_ESO
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    The Rick Astley thing is still going on ??? Oh my..... :D
  • AlnilamE
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    Asmael wrote: »
    2) Talons can't be blocked anymore

    You can block talons??? Why do I only find out about this stuff when it's hypothetically fixed?

    The Moot Councillor
  • SammyPeer
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    The Rick Astley thing is still going on ??? Oh my..... :D

    Not really but hey, some people love to be modern day historians.
  • P3ZZL3
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    The Rick Astley thing is still going on ??? Oh my..... :D

    Notwithstanding,
    Even though all this time has passed
    Very few people remember it.
    Everyone thinks it's died but it's still here :)
    Relevant after all this time!

    Granted, some won't even remember it.
    Originating back in the late 80's he was a legend.
    Irrespective of what some people say,
    Nearly every girl out there was dancing to it!
    God, it was infuriating as a cool male in the 80's!

    That being said,
    Ordinary men, dressed to the nines, still danced to it :(

    Gyrated their Hips,
    Igniting the hormones in those young ladies
    Virtually everyone stared with open mouths.
    Especially the older crowd.

    Yet, even though we did this,
    Outdated as it seems,
    Ultimately we did it to impress the ladies.

    Undeniably some of the best times we ever had
    Peace!

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  • SammyPeer
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    P3ZZL3 wrote: »
    The Rick Astley thing is still going on ??? Oh my..... :D

    Notwithstanding,
    Even though all this time has passed
    Very few people remember it.
    Everyone thinks it's died but it's still here :)
    Relevant after all this time!

    Undeniably some of the best times we ever had
    Peace!

    The last word in that diatribe is 'peace' but it seems more like a declaration of war.
    Edited by SammyPeer on 21 September 2015 13:52
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