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[VIDEO] One perverted Vendor

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ipkonfigcub18_ESO
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Left me speechless with a girlish giggle:
http://youtu.be/IENL_VvEWJw
  • GrimCyclone
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    I'm gonna... go ahead and... *looks at watch* Damn, gotta go.
  • ipkonfigcub18_ESO
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    GrimCyclone wrote: »
    I'm gonna... go ahead and... *looks at watch* Damn, gotta go.

    haha, and away we go!

    (I literally laughed out loud when I clicked on him the first time)

  • Arsenic_Touch
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    What is this I don't even?
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  • Doomraven
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    Uhhh ... ?
  • Sakiri
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    Cant see it on my phone. Details?
  • yiasemi
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    Sakiri wrote: »
    Cant see it on my phone. Details?
    He wants someone to polish his gems. They can be yours, for the right price. You want to take a look?
    It's all in the delivery, and the way he stands so provocatively as only a MANLY orc can behind a desk way below trouser height. (I suppose that's the Bosmer counter).
  • WilliamTee
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    Truthfully?

    i like to think of myself as as much of a perv as the next guy... but i didn't get it.
  • Sakiri
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    yiasemi wrote: »
    Sakiri wrote: »
    Cant see it on my phone. Details?
    He wants someone to polish his gems. They can be yours, for the right price. You want to take a look?
    It's all in the delivery, and the way he stands so provocatively as only a MANLY orc can behind a desk way below trouser height. (I suppose that's the Bosmer counter).

    Lol. Ill have to look tomorrow.

    Something something html 5 video unsupported by firefox on android something something dark side.

    Something something complete.
  • Teevesnacks
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    Guess you haven't seen the chick in Riften
  • ipkonfigcub18_ESO
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    Teevesnacks wrote: »
    Guess you haven't seen the chick in Riften

    Please record it, I haven't seen/remember her lol
  • Ulvich
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    Hey, he’s gotta do what he’s gotta do. As Kermit once said... “It’s not easy being green”.
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  • Turelus
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    I guess I am just too mature to laugh at that one, sorry.
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  • ipkonfigcub18_ESO
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    Turelus wrote: »
    I guess I am just too mature to laugh at that one, sorry.

    No worries, everyone is different.

  • Teevesnacks
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    ipkonfigcub18_ESO wrote: »
    Teevesnacks wrote: »
    Guess you haven't seen the chick in Riften

    Please record it, I haven't seen/remember her lol

    It's one of the vendors, she says something like "You want to poke someone with something sharp heh heh, come talk to me"

    The way she delivered it was priceless

    p.s I can't record it now, after a certain quest her dialogue changes
  • ZiRM
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    Stop staring at my "Gems"!
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  • zgrssd
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    I think we can give him the benefit of the doubt, that he was talking about his wares. Not what was under the hood.

    In turn Michbert and Neomi in front of the bank of daggerfall. Those are really just using "unusual Euphemisms".
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  • KitLightning
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    Well as long as the vendor does not polish his gems to much its ok I think...
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  • JessieColt
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    There is nothing in the video that refers to "polishing" gems. The conversation isn't perverted.

    It doesn't even come anywhere close to being a double entendre.

    If you want to see what real perverted stuff in a game looks like, go back to the old standby, WoW, and the Sons of Hodir Dailies.

    http://www.wowwiki.com/Sons_of_Hodir

    * Polishing the Helm
    * Thrusting Hodir's Spear
    * Blowing Hodir's Horn


  • ZiRM
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    You just had to ruin the thread by bringing that game up.
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