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Nuker Bot 5000
Regoras
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So there are the teleporting bots, and the speed hacking bots... I happened upon a funny little bot last night that was actually walking from node to node at a normal pace... so I decided to follow it around ( after reporting it of course )... because with enough wine anything seems entertaining. As I follow it I start hitting the nodes before it can which really confused the crap out of it. It eventually sat there for a second, spun around a few times... then started running again, so, I follow, because you know... drunk.
Mr. Bot eventually runs right into a pack of wolves which makes me cackle with glee as I assume it's just going to die. The wolves attack the bot, 10 bots ( DKs ) appear out of nowhere and proceed to nuke the living hell out of the entire area, then as unceremoniously as they appeared, poof.
Mr. Bot proceeds about it's day.
....honestly, I found it kinda entertaining, and mildly impressive.
Mr. Bot eventually runs right into a pack of wolves which makes me cackle with glee as I assume it's just going to die. The wolves attack the bot, 10 bots ( DKs ) appear out of nowhere and proceed to nuke the living hell out of the entire area, then as unceremoniously as they appeared, poof.
Mr. Bot proceeds about it's day.
....honestly, I found it kinda entertaining, and mildly impressive.
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Khandi✭✭✭All the bot threads all of a sudden o.o
Oh and cute story
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Skylias✭Aww, I loved reading this. Perhaps because I see myself doing the exact same thing (with wine included). The OP wasn't ranting or raving, so this isn't another +1-bot-thread in my little mind.
@mmosean_ESO - Thanks for making this gal smile.
~Skylias~
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Regoras✭✭✭Aww, I loved reading this. Perhaps because I see myself doing the exact same thing (with wine included). The OP wasn't ranting or raving, so this isn't another +1-bot-thread in my little mind.
@mmosean_ESO - Thanks for making this gal smile.
I don't see much need in getting worked up over the bots... they're there, but they really don't interfere with my enjoyment. They're kind of like irritating children at theme parks really... just ignore em.5 -
KitLightning✭✭✭✭Resistance is futile, You will be la'minated!
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MaxBat✭✭✭Nice story, I enjoyed it.
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✭It is kind of impressive. So--they have scripts now that have harvester bots automatically protected by bodyguard bots? This is starting to feel very matrix-y.
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Tendeep✭✭✭mmosean_ESO wrote: »So there are the teleporting bots, and the speed hacking bots... I happened upon a funny little bot last night that was actually walking from node to node at a normal pace... so I decided to follow it around ( after reporting it of course )... because with enough wine anything seems entertaining. As I follow it I start hitting the nodes before it can which really confused the crap out of it. It eventually sat there for a second, spun around a few times... then started running again, so, I follow, because you know... drunk.
Mr. Bot eventually runs right into a pack of wolves which makes me cackle with glee as I assume it's just going to die. The wolves attack the bot, 10 bots ( DKs ) appear out of nowhere and proceed to nuke the living hell out of the entire area, then as unceremoniously as they appeared, poof.
Mr. Bot proceeds about it's day.
....honestly, I found it kinda entertaining, and mildly impressive.
lol...
WTB my own personal DK army for when I get attacked 4 -
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Matrix Protection Bots come to deal with those who dare to interfere:daneyulebub17_ESO wrote: »It is kind of impressive. So--they have scripts now that have harvester bots automatically protected by bodyguard bots? This is starting to feel very matrix-y.
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Fuzzylumpkins✭✭✭✭There is a massive group of these nuker bots in cold harbour. I go back occasionally to gather and witnessed several of these port in destroy port out armies. Props to the hackers and botters for giving me something entertaining to record in game finally. I promise you when you see this, you will be floored the first time then 20 seconds later when the area clears out you will wonder if that just happened.2
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Regoras✭✭✭Fuzzylumpkins wrote: »There is a massive group of these nuker bots in cold harbour. I go back occasionally to gather and witnessed several of these port in destroy port out armies. Props to the hackers and botters for giving me something entertaining to record in game finally. I promise you when you see this, you will be floored the first time then 20 seconds later when the area clears out you will wonder if that just happened.
"We have come for your flesh... and sweet sweet Jute.... and some iron ore too."
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