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Why is my character a eunuch?

Sethyss
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I realise I am going to sound like a pervert here, but I was standing at the forge today crafting a new set of armour in my pants and I couldn't help but notice my male character had a distinct lack of bulge.

Nothing. Flat as a pancake. Like an Action Man doll.

I don't expect an extra slider to be added to the character creation screen to alter the size of his nether regions, but some suggestion that my character actually has genitalia wouldn't go amiss.
  • ArRashid
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    Well I'm playing women instead.
    When lacking a ***, at least take big boobs! :D
  • Catflinger
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    Sethyss wrote: »
    I was standing at the forge today crafting a new set of armour in my pants

    Now that took some real skill.

  • PBpsy
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    That is another reason everybody should play female characters.
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  • KitLightning
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    Yeah I see what you mean with the lack of attachments on the Man Doll... it feels hollow teabagging in PvE...
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