Everyone, come and do the safety patch with me!
(Bit of a summary of the patch problems I'm seeing on the forums to the tune of The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats)


You can patch if you want to
You can leave your quests behind
'Cause achievements don't work and if they don't work
Well there's no points to find
I say, hit escape if you want to
But the key will never bind
You can Alt F4 if you want to leave this world
Leave the wayshrine far behind
You can patch

We can't loot what we want to
The nerf is dumb and so I'll cry
But we can dress real neat from out heads to our feet
And surprise 'em with a poopy dye
Say, we can't load when we want to
If it won't, should you pay the bill?
And then you'll act real rude, get totally removed
From the forums, 'cause you're an imbecile

I say, we can patch, we can patch
Dragonknights out of control
We can patch, we can patch
There're nerfing it from wall to wall
We can patch, we can patch
Everybody getting gold spams
We can patch, we can patch
ZeniMax is takin' a chance

Safety patch
Is it safe to patch?
Is it safe to patch?

You can patch if you want to
We've got bots trains in a mine
They'll still abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right?
I say, you can patch if you want to
You can leave your Nightblades behind
'Cause your passives don't work and if they don't work
Well there's no point this time