Ways to tease new players
goatlyonesub17_ESO
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1. Merchant's Plummet Bridge, Stros M'Kai.
When someone else tries to cross the bridge and falls into the water, do a
/bellylaugh
while pointing at him as he scrambles back up the beach for another try. Shortly after he quits (and probably goes back to harvesting), cross the bridge yourself (easy if you know how) and zone chat:
It takes intelligence to cross the bridge at Merchant's Plummet. Those who are not wise will never cross.
Then watch him try a few more times and fall into the water. Very amusing!
When someone else tries to cross the bridge and falls into the water, do a
/bellylaugh
while pointing at him as he scrambles back up the beach for another try. Shortly after he quits (and probably goes back to harvesting), cross the bridge yourself (easy if you know how) and zone chat:
It takes intelligence to cross the bridge at Merchant's Plummet. Those who are not wise will never cross.
Then watch him try a few more times and fall into the water. Very amusing!
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"I smell to the nobility." —Indrasa Avani.
"A bargain with an animal is not a contract made." —Haderus Atrimus.
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"Your armor looks like underwear." —Shuns-the-Knife.
"Once upon a time there were three sisters: Delicious, Delightful, and Disgusting. Now, Delicious and Delightful were both very pretty girls..." —Brendalyn Jurarde.
"I smell to the nobility." —Indrasa Avani.
"A bargain with an animal is not a contract made." —Haderus Atrimus.
"Redguard makeup for sale. Free samples. Secret ingredients. Unique application method. Lots of satisfied customers." —The Mudball Goblin (aka, Cognac Vinecroft)
"Your armor looks like underwear." —Shuns-the-Knife.
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karthrag_inak✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Khajiit considers such shenanigans petty amd mean-spirited, and wags his finger at you in disapproval. Shame!PC-NA : 19 Khajiit and 1 Fishy-cat with fluffy delusions. cp3600
GM of Imperial Gold Reserve trading guild (started in 2017) since 2/2022
Come visit Karth's Glitter Box, Khajiit's home. Fully stocked guild hall done in sleek Khajiit stylings, with Grand Master Stations, Transmute, Scribing, Trial Dummies, etc. Also has 2 full bowling alleys, nightclub, and floating maze over Wrothgar.(Pariah's Pinacle)16 -
SeaGtGruff✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I always thought it was uncrossable, but apparently not:
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Rash_Merchant's_Plummet
But considering there is nothing of interest on the other side, an invisible wall blocking the way, and no achievement related to successfully reaching the other side, it seems clear that the bridge was not intended to be crossable.I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than me!1 -
Tra_Lalan✭✭✭✭✭Yes, you can get there.
We used to search for that kind of hard to access places with my friend and climb /horse jump wherever we could. It was fun.
Over the last years the level of "invisible walls" usage is so hideous that we stoped trying.
They appear even in places where you easily should be able to walk or jump to. (for example Shrine of Vakkan - WB arena, check those columns.. its just sad)1