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Server Downtime Hangout Thread June 25, 2025

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With the servers once again down for maintenance - an 18-hour one to boot - that means it's time to once again open the unofficial official server downtime hangout thread.

What are the rules? There are three:

1: All content must be kept at a PG-13 rating or below.
2: Memes, gifs, videos, pictures, etc. are all welcome and STRONGLY ENCOURAGED. Bonus points if it's ESO-related.
3: There are no other rules. HAVE FUN!

Are you ready? Of course you are. So get ready, get set, and LET'S GET THE PARTY STARTED. Video link below to spark your engines.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6YlaeACE4E
If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!
  • EnerG
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    Well I'll start with this since I'm at work. If you play on PCNA and this maintenence happens to be during your peak playtime, perhaps I have a guild for you. Moonlight Society is a social guild for the off-hour players of any kind. No discord just in game chatting and group making. Dm or search in game once maintenance is over and find some chill moonlighters to play with <3.

    Anyway I'll be playing some of my other steam games on geoforce perhaps some marvel rivals matches between jobs at work. What are yall doing?
  • LadyLethalla
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    Dang it, I didn't see the earlier start time - guess I won't be playing tonight.
    x-TallyCat-x // PC EU DC - For the Covenant! // ESO Platinum trophy - 16th May 2017.
    Melbourne Australia - the land of Potato Internet.WTB ESO OCEANIC SERVER
  • wenchmore420b14_ESO
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    Here's a little something to giggle at from way back. Enjoy!! Huzzah!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgowBLb4sKw
    Drakon Koryn~Oryndill, Rogue~Mage,- CP ~Doesn't matter any more
    NA / PC Beta Member since Nov 2013
    GM~Conclave-of-Shadows, EP Social Guild, ~Proud member of: The Wandering Merchants, Phoenix Rising, Imperial Trade Union & Celestials of Nirn
    Sister Guilds with: Coroner's Report, Children of Skyrim, Sunshine Daydream, Tamriel Fisheries, Knights Arcanum and more
    "Not All Who Wander are Lost"
    #MOREHOUSINGSLOTS
    “When the people that can make the company more successful are sales and marketing people, they end up running the companies. The product people get driven out of the decision making forums, and the companies forget what it means to make great products.”

    _Steve Jobs (The Lost Interview)
  • TheGamerSeal
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    The heck are they doing for 18 hours?
    • "Rather than offering you the illusion of valued feedback, we have taken the liberty of doing what we think is best anyway." -- Anonymous
    • "I should have known the gankblades were plotting to take over!" -- Anonymous
  • wenchmore420b14_ESO
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    The heck are they doing for 18 hours?

    18 hrs?? It's only 6 hrs. The are doing backend database upgrades.

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    Drakon Koryn~Oryndill, Rogue~Mage,- CP ~Doesn't matter any more
    NA / PC Beta Member since Nov 2013
    GM~Conclave-of-Shadows, EP Social Guild, ~Proud member of: The Wandering Merchants, Phoenix Rising, Imperial Trade Union & Celestials of Nirn
    Sister Guilds with: Coroner's Report, Children of Skyrim, Sunshine Daydream, Tamriel Fisheries, Knights Arcanum and more
    "Not All Who Wander are Lost"
    #MOREHOUSINGSLOTS
    “When the people that can make the company more successful are sales and marketing people, they end up running the companies. The product people get driven out of the decision making forums, and the companies forget what it means to make great products.”

    _Steve Jobs (The Lost Interview)
  • MasterSpatula
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    ESO related memes, you say?

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    "A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle
  • AlienatedGoat
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    The heck are they doing for 18 hours?

    18 hrs?? It's only 6 hrs. The are doing backend database upgrades.

    aWjVLVn.png

    I think you misread the 6:00pm to be am. Downtime is 12:00am EST to 6:00pm EST - 18 hours.
    PC-NA Goat - Bleat Bleat Baaaa
  • wenchmore420b14_ESO
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    The heck are they doing for 18 hours?

    18 hrs?? It's only 6 hrs. The are doing backend database upgrades.

    aWjVLVn.png

    I think you misread the 6:00pm to be am. Downtime is 12:00am EST to 6:00pm EST - 18 hours.

    Ooops!!! My bad! I'm a idiot! Lol!! Thank you!!
    Drakon Koryn~Oryndill, Rogue~Mage,- CP ~Doesn't matter any more
    NA / PC Beta Member since Nov 2013
    GM~Conclave-of-Shadows, EP Social Guild, ~Proud member of: The Wandering Merchants, Phoenix Rising, Imperial Trade Union & Celestials of Nirn
    Sister Guilds with: Coroner's Report, Children of Skyrim, Sunshine Daydream, Tamriel Fisheries, Knights Arcanum and more
    "Not All Who Wander are Lost"
    #MOREHOUSINGSLOTS
    “When the people that can make the company more successful are sales and marketing people, they end up running the companies. The product people get driven out of the decision making forums, and the companies forget what it means to make great products.”

    _Steve Jobs (The Lost Interview)
  • RobZha
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    Here's a little something to giggle at from way back. Enjoy!! Huzzah!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgowBLb4sKw

    I never knew we had all that in the game.

    So that's where the lag comes from.
  • EnerG
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    So does anyone else use spreadsheets or documents for eso, I've been playing so long I have like a Digital documeny inventory insight clone for my alts. Lol
  • Mofasa
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    I hope they train the new server hamsters well this time.. we don't want any more mishaps :)

  • ESO_player123
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    EnerG wrote: »
    So does anyone else use spreadsheets or documents for eso, I've been playing so long I have like a Digital documeny inventory insight clone for my alts. Lol

    The only one spreadsheet I have holds the books from the Eidetic memory collection (with links to their locations) that I'm still missing.
  • phairdon
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    Dang it, I didn't see the earlier start time - guess I won't be playing tonight.

    Haha me too.

    Plugged my pc into TV so I could play in 4k. Loaded the game, maintenance underway. Oh well, I can play tomorrow.
    Your immersion is breaking my entitlement. Buff Sorc's. Darkshroud the cremator Death by furRubeus BlackFluffy knight BladesThe Fat PantherPsijic Fungal SausageFlesheater the VileCaspian Rafferty FernsbyArchfiend Warlock PiersThe Black BishopEvil Wizard Lizard (EU)Neberra Vestige Fajeon (EU)Salanis Deathstick (EU)Blood Mage Alchemist (EU)
  • Maitsukas
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    EnerG wrote: »
    So does anyone else use spreadsheets or documents for eso, I've been playing so long I have like a Digital documeny inventory insight clone for my alts. Lol

    I have 2 for tracking all Motifs and Outfit Styles, these come really handy if my guildmates want to send me something while I'm not near my PC at the moment.
    PC-EU @maitsukas

    Posting the Infinite Archive and Imperial City Weekly Vendor updates.

    Also trying out new Main Quests, Companions, ToT decks, Events and Styles on PTS.
  • Narvuntien
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    Well this was unexpected, this is my normal game time. I... don't know what to do right now
  • RedTalon
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    The classic credit song for ESO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrcHYIX7-MU
  • Lugaldu
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    Well, it's actually good to know that there won't be any ESO today, so I can finally focus on other things... :D
  • RedTalon
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    Lugaldu wrote: »
    Well, it's actually good to know that there won't be any ESO today, so I can finally focus on other things... :D

    I know, I like have to take a bath or something now so sad
  • LadyLethalla
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    EnerG wrote: »
    So does anyone else use spreadsheets or documents for eso, I've been playing so long I have like a Digital documeny inventory insight clone for my alts. Lol

    When I was on console I had a spreadsheet of all the gear in my bank, chests and on each character.
    x-TallyCat-x // PC EU DC - For the Covenant! // ESO Platinum trophy - 16th May 2017.
    Melbourne Australia - the land of Potato Internet.WTB ESO OCEANIC SERVER
  • EnerG
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    EnerG wrote: »
    So does anyone else use spreadsheets or documents for eso, I've been playing so long I have like a Digital documeny inventory insight clone for my alts. Lol

    When I was on console I had a spreadsheet of all the gear in my bank, chests and on each character.

    Something about being organized like that even though its a game just makes me feel good, like hey I might have a spending problem when it comes to food and shoes but I know exactly where all my money goes in ESO LOL
  • Diundriel
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    My latest PVP Video: July 2025: ESO PVP | Kirua | #2 just fooling around
    https://youtu.be/jMS9_NH4aiY?si=QBrAldFsPQlIJjKB

    My Youtube:
    https://www.youtube.com/@MHWPLZ_ESO

    GM of former Slack Squad PvP Raid Guild
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKLwZNZlv8an4p-xNoboE7w

    Characters:
    Zoe'la- AD Magplar AvA 50 x2.5
    Not Zoe'la- DC Magplar AvA 27
    Worst Healbot EU- EP Magplar AvA 20
    Diundriel- AD StamNB AvA 40
    Pugs Got Bombed- AD ManaNB AvA 38
    Cause we have dots- AD ManaSorc AvA 43
    Red Zergs Again- AD StamDen AvA 30
    Synergy Spam Bot- AD MagDK AvA 18
    Heals of Cyrodiil- AD ManaDen AvA 18
    Nawrina- DC StamDK AvA 26
    Not Ganking- StamNB PVE DD
    Stack Pls- DC ManaNB AvA 20
    radiant destruction- AD AvA 30
    Der kleine Troll- DC StamDen AvA 25
    and some I deleted and new ones I am to lazy to add so well above 300 Mio AP and 7 Former Emperor Characters
  • Narvuntien
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    Well now I am applying for jobs instead of playing, what has the world come to
  • smnlvr
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    The heck are they doing for 18 hours?

    The maintenance post says "backend database upgrades".

    But there was no notice, and only yesterday the maintenance pages said none this week :-(

  • Supreme_Atromancer
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    EnerG wrote: »
    So does anyone else use spreadsheets or documents for eso, I've been playing so long I have like a Digital documeny inventory insight clone for my alts. Lol

    Yes- I have several spreadsheets started and forgotten about all over my desktop. Yeah, I'm one of those people.
  • Supreme_Atromancer
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    Narvuntien wrote: »
    Well now I am applying for jobs instead of playing, what has the world come to

    Careful, that's a slippery slope!
  • MeowMeow808
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    smnlvr wrote: »
    The heck are they doing for 18 hours?

    The maintenance post says "backend database upgrades".

    But there was no notice, and only yesterday the maintenance pages said none this week :-(

    PC/Mac No Maintenance June 23
    PC/Mac NA and EU megaservers for maintenance June 25, 12:00 am EDT (4:00 UTC) - 6:00PM EDT (22:00 UTC)


    There was no maintenance on Monday (June 23rd). This entire message was on the top from at least last Friday/weekend.
  • Jaimeh
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    A few years ago I wrote this maintenance song, it's to the tune of 'Smelly Cat' by Phoebe from Friends :smiley:q4cmatjm5trx.png
  • Islyn
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    Nevermind u saw
    Edited by Islyn on 25 June 2025 10:07
    Member of the Old Guard - Closed Betas 2013
  • magnusthorek
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    I am the very model of a scientist Salarian, I've studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
    I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).
    My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a Scientist Salarian.
  • Horace-Wimp
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    You can always download, install and play the MMO Rift. It's 100% FREE to play with NOTHING locked behind a paywall. Gives you a way to scratch that MMO itch if you have no other 100% FREE to play MMO to play.
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