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What would you do with a gaggle of non-exploding Stibbonses? (Wrong answers only)

Dahveed
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Assuming they don't explode into a mess of plasmic goo, what kind of mischief could we get into?
  • LunaFlora
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    i know you want wrong answers, but what even is the right answer?
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    my main character is a Bosmer Warden named Greehnhart in-game, Greenie Florahart in full.

    all characters on PS EU:
    - Luna Blossom, Bosmer Dragonknight.
    - Dotty Greehnhart, Bosmer Sorcerer.
    - Lía Greehnhart, Khajiit Nightblade.
    - Lady Greehnhart, Altmer Templar. Lady is her name and title.
    - Holly Blossom, Altmer Sorcerer.
    - Sally Jadehart, Argonian Nightblade. Like a green salamander.
    - Dorothy Pizzalover, Orc Warden. add pizzas to the game please.
    - Greehnhart, Bosmer Warden.
    - Lúcia Azurehart, imperial Necromancer. Azureblight, she has a Maarselok outfit.
    - Bunny Rubyhart, Dunmer Nightblade.
    - Wisteria Antheia, Khajiit Templar. blue hair like the wisteria.
    - Cynthia Turquesa, Breton Warden.
    - Rubyhart, Bosmer Nightblade.
    - Hestia Rubyhart, Dunmer Dragonknight.
    - Aurelia Cherryhart, Altmer Warden. Spriggan.
    - Aurora Honey, Redguard Templar. Meridian cultist.
    - Speaks-With-Blossom, Argonian Warden.
    - Lulu Nightshade, Nord Necromancer.
    - Lunetta Gleamblossom, Bosmer Arcanist. Ohmes Khajiit.
    - Dianna Hyacinth, Altmer Arcanist. Maormer, water hyacinth.
  • TaSheen
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    I only have a right answer: ignore them, I have no use for Stibbons or his "employer".
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  • Hapexamendios
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    If they don't explode with sufficient force, I have no use for them.
  • spartaxoxo
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    Take over Tamriel and then all of NIRN. Mwu hahahahahah
  • ssewallb14_ESO
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    Is this an implicit suggestion for a new Blastbones skill style?
  • Dahveed
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    TaSheen wrote: »
    I only have a right answer: ignore them, I have no use for Stibbons or his "employer".

    But, but, but... you have a gaggle of them.

    A gaggle!
  • Nharimlur_Finor
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    Chew slowly.
  • opalcity
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    Ultimate Cyrodiil ball group
  • Monte_Cristo
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    Didn't the Blackwood quest end that way?
  • I_killed_Vivec
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    Just up the A1 (Great North Road) from where I live is a village that I suspect is the true home of the Stibbons clan...

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  • EnerG
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    Honestly I would kill and bury Laurent somewhere out of the way and make stibbo my manservant....servants plural lol
  • The_Meathead
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    "The same thing we do every night, Pinky... "
  • Frogmother
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    I would trade them for a gaggle of exploding Eveli Sharp-Arrows.

    Just because I would like to see her explode, over and over again.
  • SickleCider
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    Multilevel marketing.
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  • Finedaible
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    I would have them fetch survey nodes for me.
  • Dahveed
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    "The same thing we do every night, Pinky... "

    +1000 internets for you

    I loved that show
  • SilverBride
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    I would let them loose near a well knowing they would all fall in, then leave them there.
    PCNA
  • oldbobdude
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    I’d laugh. Stibbons always makes me laugh.
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