In a questionably strategic move that has been described as "probably an act of desperation" and "High King Emeric cronyism at its finest," the Daggerfall Covenant has appointed nominal Champion of the Covenant Ilsabet Menard to the rank of Grand Overlord in recognition of her persistent willingness to fling herself into the Cyrodiilic meat grinder.
The surprise promotion was greeted with mild bemusement from Covenant forces and foes alike.
"Wait, who? You're not talking about that chick who writes the Darien Gautier fanfic, are you?" commented an Ebonheart Pact brigadier who subsequently requested anonymity. "I mean yeah sure I've read her forum thread, but does she actually do pvp?"
"Is DC giving out participation medals now? lmao scrubs git gud," remarked a centurion from the Aldmeri Dominion. "I mean if she's got that much AP okay, but has she ever actually killed anyone???"
"I think I saw her burning a Pact camp once," said a Covenant lieutenant who also thought he might have been in a party with Ilsabet at some point. "Whoever it was cloaked away really fast afterward though, so it was kind of hard to tell."
"Uh yeah she actually rezzed me a couple times at a recent siege," recalled a Covenant tyro. "At first I thought it was funny to see a stamblade running Siege Shield and Purge instead of actual offensive abilities, but I learned my lesson after that third or fourth flaming rock hit me in the face."
Multiple alliance war combatants noted that Ilsabet is a Master Angler, and in the words of one hardened veteran, "you just don't want to mess with someone that hardcore." At the same time, Pact and Dominion barracks have seen a surge in optimism that the achievement for killing a Grand Overlord is about to get way easier.
But it's not just the rank-and-file who may or may not have taken notice of the Covenant's rising star.
"Of course I'm familiar with the Covenant's newest Grand Overlord," said Grand Warlord Dortene, overseer of the Covenant's efforts in Cyrodiil. "Do you know how many times she's stood here pestering me to give her a specific scroll quest?" When pressed on Ilsabet's combat prowess and general qualifications, Dortene continued, "Look, orders are orders. She has the Covenant Hero title, so she must have done something for us, right?"
When approached for comment, Ilsabet could be found grousing that "no one wants to sell me cheap repairs" and wearily contemplating all the Rewards for the Worthy clogging up her inventory. When asked how it felt to receive such a prestigious honor, she stated: "You know, it's really a team effort out there. Everyone's working hard to rack up those sweet sweet numbers, and really this title belongs to everyone who's ever worn the blue. And also the red and yellow, since I wouldn't be where I am without them standing in my coldfire and murdering me when I need a blood port. You guys are the best."
Addressing rumors that her aspirations may extend to the Ruby Throne, Ilsabet muttered something about "no-lifing" and how getting things done would be easier if people would show up.
In the wake of her astounding achievement, Ilsabet is looking forward to a well-earned respite from the cutthroat battlefields of Cyrodiil, but - never one to rest on her laurels - she acknowledges that "there's still one more level to go I guess" and reckons that that'll give her something to do come next Mayhem. She was last seen betting a stack of Colovian war tortes on a Tales of Tribute match and pondering how many decoy Elder Scrolls it would take to spell her name on the front lawn of Daggerfall Overlook.
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