I was playing in a delve (in SW Shadowfin that has an Argonian name), killing the delve boss over and over again so that I could get a Swamp Raider belt with an impenetrable trait, when I was kicked off the server. Attempts to re-logon resulted in the error message "Booted from server." Why? I can't log on the game now.
"Argonians have fat, scaly tails." —Rissa Manyclaws.
"Once upon a time there were three sisters: Delicious, Delightful, and Disgusting. Now, Delicious and Delightful were both very pretty girls..." —Brendalyn Jurarde.
"I smell to the nobility." —Indrasa Avani.
"A bargain with an animal is not a contract made." —Haderus Atrimus.
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"Your armor looks like underwear." —Shuns-the-Knife.