A Nord walks into a bar, leaves, and runs into a giant.
Nine months later, Tamriel gets Lyris Titanborn.
Nine minutes later the giant realizes that Lyris needs ale and not boobmilk.
Nine years later Nords are too drunk to fend off an invasion, so 9 year old Lyris does it for them.
YEAH. We can conclude that Skyrim has a GIANT drinking problem.