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Lets lighten up a bit with some humour!

InvictusApollo
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I have crafted some entertainemement for you!

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A Redguard walks into a bar.
Barman: We don't serve the likes of you!
Redguard: This is blatant racism! How dare you?!
Barman: Faction lock
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Edited by InvictusApollo on 5 April 2019 14:08
  • Blinkin8r
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    "A man without the sauce is lost, but the same man can become lost in the sauce."
  • Mojmir
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    Im getting all the humor i need watching the dumpster fire of the pc-eu debacle.
  • Minno
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    Missed opportunity for a new race; barmer.
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    - Filthy Casual
  • Mr_Walker
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    That joke was so bad I believe it caused a minor bleed on my brain. If the right side of your body goes numb, that's nothing to worry about, right?
    Edited by Mr_Walker on 11 April 2019 03:03
  • edges_endgame
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    I laughed. Less salt Ladies... o:)
  • wishlist14
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    What do redguards drink? Red wine?
  • Quantact
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    A Nord walks into a bar, leaves, and runs into a giant.

    Nine months later, Tamriel gets Lyris Titanborn.

    Nine minutes later the giant realizes that Lyris needs ale and not boobmilk.

    Nine years later Nords are too drunk to fend off an invasion, so 9 year old Lyris does it for them.

    YEAH. We can conclude that Skyrim has a GIANT drinking problem.
    Edited by Quantact on 13 April 2019 03:16
  • InvictusApollo
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    Quantact wrote: »
    A Nord walks into a bar, leaves, and runs into a giant.

    Nine months later, Tamriel gets Lyris Titanborn.

    Nine minutes later the giant realizes that Lyris needs ale and not boobmilk.

    Nine years later Nords are too drunk to fend off an invasion, so 9 year old Lyris does it for them.

    YEAH. We can conclude that Skyrim has a GIANT drinking problem.

    I'd say that Skyrim has "GIANT drinking solution" :D
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