[MAIN QUEST SPOILER] ZOS, do something with Laloriaran Dynar, please.

Ermiq · December 2017

He still lies there on the floor of Coldharbour's Chapel of Light. Doesn't the last Ayleid king deserve the funeral?

Kashiwagi · December 2017

Imagine the smell in there...

SantieClaws · December 2017

Khajiit agrees.

Maybe a nice tomb somewhere. Along the lines of the Dreloth one yes.

Plenty of urns full of all the quality goods a king needs to take with him to the afterlife.

Khajiit would suggest perhaps Clockwork City furnishing recipes, pages of the Bouncing Armchair motif, starfish, quality style mats, perfect roe, that dust everyone is after, furnishing materials, lots of gold.

Yes all the things a king needs and Khajiit would be quite happy to keep safe for him.

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

Elsonso · December 2017

Maybe you forgot to loot his body?

TheNuminous1 · December 2017

As long as he gets a proper Ayleid Burial then thats ok.

Shardan4968 · December 2017

Thank God I finished main quest already, because you don't know how to warn about spoiler.

TheYKcid · December 2017

Shardan4968 wrote: »

Thank God I finished main quest already, because you don't know how to warn about spoiler.

Ya you ought to include a spoiler warning lol, OP.

Ermiq · December 2017

Shardan4968 wrote: »

Thank God I finished main quest already, because you don't know how to warn about spoiler.

Fixed.

starlizard70ub17_ESO · December 2017

My only fear is that if he got stuck in a tomb somewhere, he'd become a very nasty lich boss we'd have to fight later on.

Vanthras79 · December 2017

starlizard70ub17_ESO wrote: »

My only fear is that if he got stuck in a tomb somewhere, he'd become a very nasty lich boss we'd have to fight later on.

Wasn't he supposed to be buried at Nenelata in Cyrodiil? I thought there was a quest in Oblivion for the last King?

Taleof2Cities · December 2017

Vanthras79 wrote: »

starlizard70ub17_ESO wrote: »

My only fear is that if he got stuck in a tomb somewhere, he'd become a very nasty lich boss we'd have to fight later on.

Wasn't he supposed to be buried at Nenelata in Cyrodiil? I thought there was a quest in Oblivion for the last King?

There’s no record of where King Dynar was buried ... so the OP’s question is an excellent one. And, it would be a welcome expansion of the storyline if ZOS chose to take up that task.

Here’s the UESP page for further reference (note there are spoilers here):

http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Laloriaran_Dynar

Vanthras79 · December 2017

Taleof2Cities wrote: »

Vanthras79 wrote: »

starlizard70ub17_ESO wrote: »

My only fear is that if he got stuck in a tomb somewhere, he'd become a very nasty lich boss we'd have to fight later on.

Wasn't he supposed to be buried at Nenelata in Cyrodiil? I thought there was a quest in Oblivion for the last King?

There’s no record of where King Dynar was buried ... so the OP’s question is an excellent one. And, it would be a welcome expansion of the storyline if ZOS chose to take up that task.

Here’s the UESP page for further reference (note there are spoilers here):

http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Laloriaran_Dynar

Okay, I see now.

kit_sune · December 2017

I say: Throw him in the trash

Yolokin_Swagonborn · December 2017

skepticalfox wrote: »

I say: Throw him in the trash

Best idea yet.

That part never really made any sense to me anyway. Out of nowhere, the last king of a long gone civilization shows up and takes command of everything. And no one asks any questions. Like hey, where did this dude come from?

Wouldn't the mages guild be grilling him with questions in the hollow city while you slowly grind through the terrible coldharbour quests needed to get soul strike on yet another magicka pvp character?

I have a better idea, instead of burying him, why not remove him from the entire storyline so after you port to coldharbour you can just get down to business, instead of completing grueling fetch and follow quests with poor pathing and very poor direction.

TazESO · December 2017

Yolokin_Swagonborn wrote: »

skepticalfox wrote: »

I say: Throw him in the trash

Best idea yet.

That part never really made any sense to me anyway. Out of nowhere, the last king of a long gone civilization shows up and takes command of everything. And no one asks any questions. Like hey, where did this dude come from?

Wouldn't the mages guild be grilling him with questions in the hollow city while you slowly grind through the terrible coldharbour quests needed to get soul strike on yet another magicka pvp character?

I have a better idea, instead of burying him, why not remove him from the entire storyline so after you port to coldharbour you can just get down to business, instead of completing grueling fetch and follow quests with poor pathing and very poor direction.

I get the point, but I am an explorer (or at least I was for the first few years played after launch) and recall with fondness the first time I went to each area building the army of Meridia. <smiles dreamily>

Now I use guides for anything I missed, and achievements completion lol.

WhiteCoatSyndrome · December 2017

Stuff his body in a cask, like that Hlaalu 42 Matze Legerdemain item.

Dissect him to find out how Ayleids work.

Dismember his corpse, gold plate his bones and sell them to collectors (it worked for Reman's exiled wife!).

Burn the body on an alter to Meridia - she probably wants him back anyway.

Yolokin_Swagonborn · December 2017

TazESO wrote: »

I get the point, but I am an explorer (or at least I was for the first few years played after launch) and recall with fondness the first time I went to each area building the army of Meridia. <smiles dreamily>

Well I am glad there are people out there less bitter and jaded than me lol. I will support giving King Came out of Nowhere, lord of plotholes, Duke of slowing down my power leveling, a proper burial for your sake.

TazESO · December 2017

Yolokin_Swagonborn wrote: »

TazESO wrote: »

I get the point, but I am an explorer (or at least I was for the first few years played after launch) and recall with fondness the first time I went to each area building the army of Meridia. <smiles dreamily>

Well I am glad there are people out there less bitter and jaded than me lol. I will support giving King Came out of Nowhere, lord of plotholes, Duke of slowing down my power leveling, a proper burial for your sake.

Thanks ☺️

THWIP71 · December 2017

Did you try teabagging him and farting in his mouth? That used to work at parties, back in the day, when someone passed out.

myrakrista · May 2018

*crouches down and touches body* “Body is still warm, looks like there’s killer about...”

VaranisArano · May 2018

Yolokin_Swagonborn wrote: »

skepticalfox wrote: »

I say: Throw him in the trash

Best idea yet.

That part never really made any sense to me anyway. Out of nowhere, the last king of a long gone civilization shows up and takes command of everything. And no one asks any questions. Like hey, where did this guy come from?

They sort of did. He walks in on the fighters guild while they are squabbling about whos in charge, goes "Okay, since y'all are acting like children, I'm in charge now"

Fighters Guild: O rly, now?

Dynar: anyone other than me have an actual plan? Anyone? No? See, I'm in charge.

Sekero · June 2018

Aww, @VaranisArano . An accurate summation, but you missed out all the hilarious insults that were flying

DoctorESO · June 2018

VaranisArano wrote: »

Yolokin_Swagonborn wrote: »

skepticalfox wrote: »

I say: Throw him in the trash

Best idea yet.

That part never really made any sense to me anyway. Out of nowhere, the last king of a long gone civilization shows up and takes command of everything. And no one asks any questions. Like hey, where did this guy come from?

They sort of did. He walks in on the fighters guild while they are squabbling about whos in charge, goes "Okay, since y'all are acting like children, I'm in charge now"

Fighters Guild: O rly, now?

Dynar: anyone other than me have an actual plan? Anyone? No? See, I'm in charge.

Also, to add to this, the people who ventured into Coldharbour as a group were scattered, so they were in a hot mess and disorganized.