Freya Var was a selfcentered vampire who believed only people who looked similar in beauty could love each other...
But one day when she woke up SHE WAS A WELWA!!!

So she decided to continue to find her love with the knowledge of finding someone of equal ugliness...
So she asked the gaur "YOU ARE UGLY!!! Will you love me??"

The guar was taken back "I will not love someone as BLUNT as YOU!!"
Freya did not stop her quest!
So she asked the argonian "Will you love me? I make good scrambled eggs!"

"HOW DARE YOU" screeched the argonian "EGGS ARE THE CHILDREN OF THE HIST!!!"
After running Freya decided to ask one more
"will you love me?"

"..."
"OO-KAY THEN..." Freya stammered
"Hello..." A small voice made out "I will love you... I have been following you for awhile and..."
Freya turned and saw

A little mudcrab
"My name is Don Don the mudcrab... And I...
before he could finish Freya let out a laugh
"Sorry dude!!! But you are TOOO Ugly even for me!!!"
The mudcrab ran off sniffiling...
"Well..." contemplated Freya "Time to die! and this time I will return to my body!"

... Let me tell you
It did not work Freya was a Welwa for eternity as punishment for being to stuck up!
THE END