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Congratulations!

Pantokrator
Pantokrator
Soul Shriven
ESO has

THE BEST PvP
- No lag
- No long loading screens
- No disconnects
- No mounting-bugs
- No grind
- Huge build diversity
- No random deaths
- Every person counts! It's all about skill, not number advantages.

THE BEST PvE
- You always find groups for the so called raids
- Most players can deal up to 561 dps
- There are many, many raids
- With way too many bosses to count - must be more than 10 (eso players count by using their fingers - they call it theorycrafting if you have to count over 10)
- Lots of ways to grind
- All sets are equal
- All classes are equal
- The balance is 100% perfect, some classes are even >100% balanced
- No lag
- Always more than 1 fps
- They fixed the dungeonbrowser. An ancient technology was discovered that actually works. They had to google more than one year to find it.

THE BEST WEBSITE
- Every page loads 2x to make sure every detail is loaded and the "BUY NOW" button is placed in clear sight
- Everyone uses the forums because they are easily accessible and much used

THE NEWEST AND BEST SKILL IDEAS / INTERFACE
- 20% dodge chance doesn't mean you dodge 1/5 attacks ... it means 1s out of 5 is godmode!
- The camera can be moved at a pace that doesn't put 100 year olds at a disatvantage. Equal rights for everyone.
- The best oneshot combos in all MMOs!

Hahahahahahahaha
And it has so much more to offer! I can't even describe this game in all of its beauty!

COMING SOON: Battlegrounds!

After 3 years of intense googling, they found it - the BATTLEGROUND.
In a game, thats all about FIGHTING they came up with a glorious idea - places to actually FIGHT.
There are roumors that THREE BATTLEGROUNDS will be released - probably more (4).

The DLC will cost insane amounts of money bevause they have to FINANCE the 1 guy who designed the BG.
People whisper that he THEORYCRAFTED an 11th BG ... That drove him MAD.

NO MORE FINGERS TO COUNT.

DO NOT THINK ABOUT 4+4+4!

IT WILL DRIVE YOU MAD.

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  • Pantokrator
    Pantokrator
    Soul Shriven
    Haha mogli whatever - you know who you are.

    Not the slightest challenge.
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    haha great post <3
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