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vvardenfell survival guide

Aliyavana
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Hello all, many whom I assume to be outlanders, with the latest tease which is likely to be red mountain which is in vvardenfell, I have decided to create a guide for all of you outlanders yet to have set foot in vvardenfell.

1. The local residents. Don't feel too offended by their insults as you are a outsider. Insults include swit, n'wah (pronounced eeen-wah) fetcher, stoopid, and did I say fetcher? If you are an argonian by default all these insults will apply to you, esp fetcher.

2. Cliff racers. If you encounter one don't run or look back as they sense your fear. You will have a swarm of them at your back if you fail to fight.

3. Slavery. Argonian were best as pets but with the filthy reds freeing them they are stealing our jerbs and our air. We need to build a wall and make them pay for it but that is a topic for another thread. The island I think is dominated by telvanni? Which I believe is neautral in the faction war. I think the dunmer might have a few scales slaves along with other races, don't get triggered.

4. The raspy voices. This is how dunners should sound. Learn to adapt of they don't sound pleasant to you (hope they have those raspy voices)

5. Vivec is badass, read his lore, muthra etc

Feel free to add to the list
Edited by Aliyavana on 30 January 2017 02:03
  • Tabbycat
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    Sadly we will never reach the doors to the Telvanni towers without levitation...
    Founder and Co-GM of The Psijic Order Guild (NA)
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  • DM_ESO
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    6) Watch for falling Wizards.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWVKMMxCgY4
    Edited by DM_ESO on 30 January 2017 03:07
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