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✭nimander99 wrote: »I told a joke once...
HOW DARE YOU SIR! That is a bannable offense!"The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you."0 -
Lightninvash✭✭✭✭✭*tells a joke* <---- gets perma banned
*exploits the game* <--- gets a slap on the wristsEdited by Lightninvash on 29 June 2016 22:483 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Lightninvash wrote: »*tells a joke* <---- gets perma banned
*exploits the game* <--- gets a slap on the wrists
*make a joke about expoiters* ----> get IP banned"Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
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Lightninvash✭✭✭✭✭Lightninvash wrote: »*tells a joke* <---- gets perma banned
*exploits the game* <--- gets a slap on the wrists
*make a joke about expoiters* ----> get IP banned
they'd ban my work
EDIT: almost thought this was a thing @Tryxus because I went to post this reply and I couldn't do this at the moment I was like holy cow they aren't playing haha.Edited by Lightninvash on 29 June 2016 22:560 -
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✭✭✭✭✭UltimaJoe777 wrote: »UltimaJoe777 wrote: »I would make jokes about your jokes, but then I might take an arrow to the knee...
in the knee - don't know where people get this "to the knee" from - it is "in the knee".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vncIBREXCwU
Semantics lol
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Turkeysammich✭✭✭ZOS_DaryaK wrote: »@Turkeysammich, I assure you that your joke did not cause this to happen, it was more likely an addon. I've ensured your ticket regarding this matter has been sent to the appropriate team.
Thank you, but now I feel like an ass lol, as well I should. It was the only thing I could think of that could have possibly been spam. So it was an addon? My account has a horrible track record with that kind of stuff, I got banned twice because I put in a new CPU liquid cooler and it somehow flagged my account as being hacked, so my account was locked, then it's pump failed and I had to get a new one, and it locked it again. This time I get flagged as a spammer, not able to use guild traders, all because of an addon.Edited by Turkeysammich on 29 June 2016 23:430 -
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✭I don't need to tell a joke, i make people laugh every time i play with my sorcerer
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✭✭Justice31st wrote: »KingYogi415 wrote: »What's the policy on calling people scrubs?
Can you get in game bans for arguing with people?
Yea, I just recently got my last warning for calling someone a noob. I am pretty sure calling someone a scrub would be a bannable offense too. A noob has been part of an MMO's universal language for generations. I guess this game really isn't rated M for mature.
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Rayya_Blackheart✭✭✭OP, honest mistake. Considering the correlation, I would have thought the same thing too if I hadn't been booted for "spamming chat" while harvesting flowers.PC NA Rayya Blackheart pitiful DPS NB CP160
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Kalebron✭✭✭I think it was coincidence that this happened while you were telling a joke but on blue occasions the game will boot you for spamming messages (I forget the exact error message) or something but it is actually a system glitch and not a reprimand.0
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✭✭✭✭✭ZOS_DaryaK wrote: »@Turkeysammich, I assure you that your joke did not cause this to happen, it was more likely an addon. I've ensured your ticket regarding this matter has been sent to the appropriate team.
All of my addons embed the NoJoke library which automatically parses chat to detect bad jokes.
Upon successful pattern matching you will be logged off, your current pants deleted, and for 24 hours any summoned pet will constantly emote "no" to you.
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✭Turkeysammich wrote: »ZOS_DaryaK wrote: »@Turkeysammich, I assure you that your joke did not cause this to happen, it was more likely an addon. I've ensured your ticket regarding this matter has been sent to the appropriate team.
Thank you, but now I feel like an ass lol, as well I should. It was the only thing I could think of that could have possibly been spam. So it was an addon? My account has a horrible track record with that kind of stuff, I got banned twice because I put in a new CPU liquid cooler and it somehow flagged my account as being hacked, so my account was locked, then it's pump failed and I had to get a new one, and it locked it again. This time I get flagged as a spammer, not able to use guild traders, all because of an addon.
Flagged your account as being hacked? Or asked you to enter a code they sent you by email cos the game didn't recognise your PC? Not the same thing.PC | EU0 -
Kalebron✭✭✭It happens on ps4 on blue occasions. I think it's just a glitch. We don't get the luxury of using addons.Edited by Kalebron on 1 July 2016 17:250
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Itoq✭✭✭✭in the knee - don't know where people get this "to the knee" from - it is "in the knee".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vncIBREXCwU
I never played Skyrim (or any Elder Srolls Game.) Skyrim appears to have better graphics in the sense that it looks more natural than ESO. True or false?0 -
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✭✭✭in the knee - don't know where people get this "to the knee" from - it is "in the knee".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vncIBREXCwU
I never played Skyrim (or any Elder Srolls Game.) Skyrim appears to have better graphics in the sense that it looks more natural than ESO. True or false?
As a single-player game Skyrim has the opportunity to be one of those "sandbox" types of games whereas all actions cause a reaction and, depending on the action, a consequence. ESO on the other hand cannot afford this luxury so single-player TES games will look more immersive.Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
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✭✭✭✭✭in the knee - don't know where people get this "to the knee" from - it is "in the knee".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vncIBREXCwU
I never played Skyrim (or any Elder Srolls Game.) Skyrim appears to have better graphics in the sense that it looks more natural than ESO. True or false?
True, because ESO is quite "cartoonish" by design, and less detailed because of the technical restrictions of an MMO.
That said, Skyrim's graphical top quality was only reached on a high-end PC, with add-ons. On console it looked average at best, and quite terrible most of the time.
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✭Look at this video, they are remastering Skyrim!
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Itoq✭✭✭✭I get what you are saying about ESO being an MMO but the graphics often look forced. But I have played many MMOs that seemed more natural feeling.
In ESO there it often feels like slapped on textures with harsh lines. Even highly detailed stuff looks often looks detached. Often everything seems too obviously number of separate parts rather than joining together visually. Much of it is the lighting too seeming not quite natural.
The more recent DLCs seem better as certainly the art employees get better but it all still feels less like a world and more like a computer game than many other MMOs - whereas Skyrim looks like it had a solid and cohesive visual feel to it.
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✭I feel you, although I have to ask what other MMOs with natural feeling did you play? I need ideas for extra MMOs =D...although I always play them for one day and move back to ESO...
Also...I dont even want to imagine the PVP lag with Skyrim graphics xDI like sweetrolls and I cannot lie0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭I get what you are saying about ESO being an MMO but the graphics often look forced. But I have played many MMOs that seemed more natural feeling.
In ESO there it often feels like slapped on textures with harsh lines. Even highly detailed stuff looks often looks detached. Often everything seems too obviously number of separate parts rather than joining together visually. Much of it is the lighting too seeming not quite natural.
The more recent DLCs seem better as certainly the art employees get better but it all still feels less like a world and more like a computer game than many other MMOs - whereas Skyrim looks like it had a solid and cohesive visual feel to it.
You said yourself you never played Skyrim, so I assume you're judging from videos. Just be aware, there was a very tough competition between fan-artists, youtubers and video-editors for Skyrim back in the days - and maybe it's still a thing. That means, most videos that you'll see about Skyrim are made with high-end rigs, graphical add-ons and possibly post-processing too. It doesn't necessarily reflect how the original game looks like.
Also, it takes a while playing ESO before noticing the details, clipping issues and get the feeling of "copy-pasted". If you had played Skyrim you'd have noticed the same after a while : there were clipping, joining and bad texturing too. They were restrained by the previous generation of consoles which were already "technically behind" but Bethesda chose to not wait another 1 or 2 years for the nextgen.
That said...
- ESO is less natural and more cartoonish - that's an artistic choice.
- Skyrim was entirely drawn by hand and it's something you can feel, whereas ESO was at least partially computer-generated. Landscapes are less "unique".
- I'd say in overall that Skyrim was made with more "love", more attention to details and immersion than ESO.
But again, that said... ( ;-) ) : we're comparing a masterpiece with an even greater masterpiece here. If there's one thing that most people actually agree on about ESO, it's that the game is gorgeous.
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Annalyse✭✭✭✭✭Rayya_Blackheart wrote: »OP, honest mistake. Considering the correlation, I would have thought the same thing too if I hadn't been booted for "spamming chat" while harvesting flowers.
I was booted for spamming the other day while quietly going through my mail.0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭anitajoneb17_ESO wrote: »in the knee - don't know where people get this "to the knee" from - it is "in the knee".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vncIBREXCwU
I never played Skyrim (or any Elder Srolls Game.) Skyrim appears to have better graphics in the sense that it looks more natural than ESO. True or false?
True, because ESO is quite "cartoonish" by design, and less detailed because of the technical restrictions of an MMO.
That said, Skyrim's graphical top quality was only reached on a high-end PC, with add-ons. On console it looked average at best, and quite terrible most of the time.
Yeah, the single player games, at least starting with Morrowind, have tried for a more realistic look. The same thing's true of the Fallout franchise. Looking back on the games all these years later, it's easy to miss, but, for their time, they were trying to look as realistic as possible.
In contrast, ESO is actually going for a smoother, more aesthetically pleasing look. The Dunmer still have those weird forehead ridges that Skyrim added, but they're nowhere near as "weathered." The forehead wrinkles, are gone from the Bretons, the Nords no longer look like they slapped upside the face with a shovel... most of the time.
It's also worth mentioning that, in a real sense, Skyrim is post-apocalyptic. There's the apocalypse with Alduin going on as the game progresses, but it's a world where the Empire is crumbling, and the Dominion is picking its bones. Which, for someone who's only experience is with ESO, probably doesn't realize how much of a shift in tone that was from Morrowind and Oblivion, where there was a single, unified, Cyrodiilic Empire, with a Septim on the Ruby Throne.0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭UltimaJoe777 wrote: »I would make jokes about your jokes, but then I might take an arrow to the knee...
in the knee - don't know where people get this "to the knee" from - it is "in the knee".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vncIBREXCwU
Sad that Bethesda got that wrong when they made Skyrim...
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qrichou✭✭✭Justice31st wrote: »KingYogi415 wrote: »What's the policy on calling people scrubs?
Can you get in game bans for arguing with people?
Yea, I just recently got my last warning for calling someone a noob. I am pretty sure calling someone a scrub would be a bannable offense too. A noob has been part of an MMO's universal language for generations. I guess this game really isn't rated M for mature.
wait a second , this i on pc right and calling as in textchat right?
So there are mods checking on text , so they can ban ppl ?
wtf is wrong i. send msg to unfriendly individuels wishing them to get all kinds of exotic illnesess all day.
So thats banneble in chat?
I was hoping for chat for console but im not shure now.
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✭shauny.gibbsb16_ESO wrote: »Was your joke offensive or in poor taste?
We had a guildie that we had to warn about repeatedly using Aids comments and cancer, gay etc, his response was that he'll have to stop having fun and a laugh in guild chat then, he was generally surprised when a good number of guildies put him in his place. It's odd what some ppl actually think is funny and don't realise it can offend.
I just stay away from easily offended people. He should of as well. Not everyone is so thick skinned. To think everyone has the same sense of humor isn't very thoughtful.Hey everyone! Look! It's a signature!0 -
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✭✭✭lordrichter wrote: »UltimaJoe777 wrote: »I would make jokes about your jokes, but then I might take an arrow to the knee...
in the knee - don't know where people get this "to the knee" from - it is "in the knee".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vncIBREXCwU
Sad that Bethesda got that wrong when they made Skyrim...
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