Don't tell any jokes

Turkeysammich · June 2016

Apparently it's ok to spam a guild recruitment message 5 times in a row, but not ok to join others and tell joke, that they seemed to like. Just mindlessly quest and kill stuff and say nothing in zone chat, no matter how much fun it looks like the others are having joking around, don't join them, it's against ZOS policy to tell one joke, you'll be flagged as a spammer.

wayfarerx · June 2016

Was your joke offensive or in poor taste?

Lightninvash · June 2016

so three pigs walk in to a bar........

eh.....

I guess never mind then if you don't want any jokes.

Voxicity · June 2016

ZOS QA

Smasherx74 · June 2016

Tell us exactly what you said.

Rohamad_Ali · June 2016

I tell jokes all the time . Just ask Wrobel .

Mady · June 2016

Did you just get kicked for spamming? Sometimes using emotes or addons can cause a kick for spamming. Nothing bad actually. Doesn't have any consequences for your account.

FortheloveofKrist · June 2016

Why do I smell racist joke somewheres...

shauny.gibbsb16_ESO · June 2016

wayfarerx wrote: »

Was your joke offensive or in poor taste?

We had a guildie that we had to warn about repeatedly using Aids comments and cancer, gay etc, his response was that he'll have to stop having fun and a laugh in guild chat then, he was generally surprised when a good number of guildies put him in his place. It's odd what some ppl actually think is funny and don't realise it can offend.

Totalitarian · June 2016

I've started to disable zone chat so I can focus better on wrecking lowbie mobs.

It's keeping my focus up.

Acrolas · June 2016

An Imperial walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Five ales, please."

ZOS_DaryaK · June 2016

@Turkeysammich, I assure you that your joke did not cause this to happen, it was more likely an addon. I've ensured your ticket regarding this matter has been sent to the appropriate team.

Mady · June 2016

ZOS_DaryaK wrote: »

@Turkeysammich, I assure you that your joke did not cause this to happen, it was more likely an addon. I've ensured your ticket regarding this matter has been sent to the appropriate team.

Exactly what I said

UltimaJoe777 · June 2016

I would make jokes about your jokes, but then I might take an arrow to the knee...

Lysette · June 2016

UltimaJoe777 wrote: »

I would make jokes about your jokes, but then I might take an arrow to the knee...

in the knee - don't know where people get this "to the knee" from - it is "in the knee".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vncIBREXCwU

UltimaJoe777 · June 2016

Lysette wrote: »

UltimaJoe777 wrote: »

I would make jokes about your jokes, but then I might take an arrow to the knee...

in the knee - don't know where people get this "to the knee" from - it is "in the knee".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vncIBREXCwU

Semantics lol

idk · June 2016

Since the OP has chosen to not include the joke in his post or even an indication of what the joke was about we can assume it was something in extreme poor taste.

UltimaJoe777 · June 2016

Giles.floydub17_ESO wrote: »

Since the OP has chosen to not include the joke in his post or even an indication of what the joke was about we can assume it was something in extreme poor taste.

Assumptions are bad for you though.

CherryCake · June 2016

Dude what did you say?

MasterSpatula · June 2016

If making jokes got us flagged as spammers, all my characters would be mutes.

hingarthuub17_ESO · June 2016

Acrolas wrote: »

An Imperial walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Five ales, please."

Ok, ok - this made me laugh

Tryxus · June 2016

2 Khajiit went to a moon sugar plantation...

-gets cut off and banned for terrbile racist joke-

bedlom · June 2016

What was the joke?

UltimaJoe777 · June 2016

I imagine if any racial jokes are made in Cyrodiil this would happen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV3qcAE8z2s

Justice31st · June 2016

Turkeysammich wrote: »

Apparently it's ok to spam a guild recruitment message 5 times in a row, but not ok to join others and tell joke, that they seemed to like. Just mindlessly quest and kill stuff and say nothing in zone chat, no matter how much fun it looks like the others are having joking around, don't join them, it's against ZOS policy to tell one joke, you'll be flagged as a spammer.

And don't ever call someone else on these forums a noob, it is now a bannable offense. You gotta stay PC bro...

Clerics1985 · June 2016

He's apparently PC as well, Scared to let us in on the joke

KingYogi415 · June 2016

What's the policy on calling people scrubs?

Can you get in game bans for arguing with people?

scorpiodog · June 2016

hingarthuub17_ESO wrote: »

Acrolas wrote: »

An Imperial walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Five ales, please."

Ok, ok - this made me laugh

My Imperial will be offended by this as soon as he figures it out.

Justice31st · June 2016

KingYogi415 wrote: »

What's the policy on calling people scrubs?

Can you get in game bans for arguing with people?

Yea, I just recently got my last warning for calling someone a noob. I am pretty sure calling someone a scrub would be a bannable offense too. A noob has been part of an MMO's universal language for generations. I guess this game really isn't rated M for mature.

Justice31st · June 2016

Clerics1985 wrote: »

He's apparently PC as well, Scared to let us in on the joke

Why don't you get it? He already got a warning and was told if he did something similar again he will get banned. Why would he want to repost a joke that got him in trouble just to be banned for it?

nimander99 · June 2016

I told a joke once...