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The 12 Nerfs of Christmas

Spacemonkey
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**Would I know better the ZOS team etc.. I would have tried to make it all fit - but I don't - regardless , Happy Holidays and enjoy!

On the first day of Christmas
@ZOS_GinaBruno nerfed for me:
All Templars since they should just heal thee.

On the second day of Christmas
@ZOS_Alex nerfed for me:
2 Tanking Skills
and all Templars since they should just heal thee.

On the third day of Christmas
@ZOS_BrianWheeler nerfed for me:
3 Awesome Gear Sets
2 Tanking Skills
and all Templars since they should just heal thee.

On the fourth day of Christmas
@ZOS_RyanRuzich nerfed for me:
4 Sewer Bosses
3 Awesome Gear Sets
2 Tanking Skills
and all Templars since they should just heal thee.

On the fifth day of Christmas
@ZOS_JessicaFolsom nerfed for me:
5 Random Things!
4 Sewer Bosses
3 Awesome Gear Sets
2 Tanking Skills
and all Templars since they should just heal thee.

On the sixth day of Christmas
@ZOS_KaiSchober nerfed for me:
6 Veteran Dungeons
5 Random Things!
4 Sewer Bosses
3 Awesome Gear Sets
2 Tanking Skills
and all Templars since they should just heal thee.

On the seventh day of Christmas
@ZOS_RichLambert nerfed for me:
7 Crown Store Items
6 Veteran Dungeons
5 Random Things!
4 Sewer Bosses
3 Awesome Gear Sets
2 Tanking Skills
and all Templars since they should just heal thee.

On the eighth day of Christmas
@Castle nerfed for me:
8 Sorcerers Sharding
7 Crown Store Items
6 Veteran Dungeons
5 Random Things!
4 Sewer Bosses
3 Awesome Gear Sets
2 Tanking Skills
and all Templars since they should just heal thee.

On the ninth day of Christmas
@Seiffer nerfed for me:
9 Guilds Recruiting
8 Sorcerers Sharding
7 Crown Store Items
6 Veteran Dungeons
5 Random Things!
4 Sewer Bosses
3 Awesome Gear Sets
2 Tanking Skills
and all Templars since they should just heal thee.

On the tenth day of Christmas
@ZOS_Finn nerfed for me:
10 DKs Chaining
9 Guilds Recruiting
8 Sorcerers Sharding
7 Crown Store Items
6 Veteran Dungeons
5 Random Things!
4 Sewer Bosses
3 Awesome Gear Sets
2 Tanking Skills
and all Templars since they should just heal thee.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
@ZOS_MandiParker nerfed for me:
11 Alts-a-Spying
10 DKs Chaining
9 Guilds Recruiting
8 Sorcerers Sharding
7 Crown Store Items
6 Veteran Dungeons
5 Random Things!
4 Sewer Bosses
3 Awesome Gear Sets
2 Tanking Skills
and all Templars since they should just heal thee.

On the first day of Christmas
@Wrobel nerfed for me:
12 Nightblades Ganking
11 Alts-a-Spying
10 DKs Chaining
9 Guilds Recruiting
8 Sorcerers Sharding
7 Crown Store Items
6 Veteran Dungeons
5 Random Things!
4 Sewer Bosses
3 Awesome Gear Sets
2 Tanking Skills
and all Templars since they should just heal thee.
  • Gidorick
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  • PBpsy
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    In before they nerf Christmas.
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  • Flaminir
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    Congratulations... you just won the forum for the day! ;)
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  • PBpsy
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    Flaminir wrote: »
    Congratulations... you just won the forum for the day! ;)

    Yep OP is OP. Nerf incoming!
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  • Asherons_Call
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    Lmao!!!!

    All I want for nerfmas is my two front teeth
  • KewaG
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    Awesome!
    Nerf RNG! Nerf BoP! Buff Everything else!
    She won't leave me because I'm too ugly to kiss goodbye...
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  • MaxwellC
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    Templars aren't the ones nerf'd the most if we're going by patch notes.
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  • Spacemonkey
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    @MaxwellCrystal - there is no particular order to the stanzas, I thought of templars first because I play one - but it's all fun ; )


    not to mention I haven't heard of them nerfing a couple of stuff I listed .... yet
    Edited by Spacemonkey on 16 December 2015 18:18
  • MaxwellC
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    @Spacemonkey oh you know ZoS they want their end game meta to be all about NightBlades n Sorcs anyway.
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  • Spottswoode
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    I think we should nerf the number of nerf threads people can participate in. Nerf herders.
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  • Tankqull
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    Templars aren't the ones nerf'd the most if we're going by patch notes.

    yep we are stealth nerfed all the time - and after some uproar they agree that they have done so...
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    Anything useful that players are wanting added into the game all fall under the category of "Yer ruinin my 'mersion!"


  • KewaG
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    We should all take a moment to think about the nerf threads, that after such a short time, were locked today. I counted 9 in total so far.
    Nerf RNG! Nerf BoP! Buff Everything else!
    She won't leave me because I'm too ugly to kiss goodbye...
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  • ZOS_Alex
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    Hi everyone,

    Due to the nonconstructive nature of this thread, we have closed it. With that being said, we truly appreciated your ESO take on this classic, @Spacemonkey!

    Thanks for your understanding.
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