The Sorcerer Pledge

Germtrocity · April 2015

Attention my fellow sorcerers, you users of crystal frags and endless fury, of hardened ward and bolt escape.
We must make our stand today and end the unjust nerf sorcerer threads on the forums.

I propose an agreement to all sorcerers out there to act differently in Cyrodiil and let the nerf sorcerer threads die down.

I propose that we must:
-No longer solo wipe 24 man groups!
-No longer bolt escape (insert arbitrary number here) times across the map!
-No longer cast more than one hardened ward within a 15 second period!
-No longer ignore DK reflects and Templar eclipses (we must use projectiles on them so that the players feel skilled)!
-No longer position ourselves on cliffs so that the players we are fighting slip and fall to their deaths!
-No longer roll or CC break out of red AoE's!
-No longer use overload to kill all of Cyrodiil at the same time!
-No longer use our Ball of Lightning as intended, or Streak through to disorient enemies!
-No longer bolt escape out of wrecking blow range, or roll dodge lethal arrows!
-No longer skillfully press buttons on our keyboard, which would make us otherwise appear to be competent!

If all of our sorcerer comrades are able to take up this pledge, then perhaps we may finally end the "nerf sorc" rampage that is the forums, and grow once more as a class, brought closer together by our struggle!

So come! Take up the pledge my fellow sorcerers!

Yoven · April 2015

Maybe you should go and level your lvl 18 Templar for a bit. It needs some love and attention, like you.

Mumyo · April 2015

ahaha, boy needs attention

Teargrants · April 2015

As a weak-willed-no-skilled-bolt-spam-noob-sorc, that's too many things to abstain from.

Kas · April 2015

if only all those forum warrior sorcs would play templar.
really could need as many threads. all the QQ during PTS payed of so much for them, other classes just HAVE to copy that to stay competetive...

PS: i'd be happy with accoutn-wide alliance symbols (nothing else) and stop the crying instantly. would just play my sorc excusively then and be happy

Lettigall · April 2015

Kas wrote: »

if only all those forum warrior sorcs would play templar.
really could need as many threads. all the QQ during PTS payed of so much for them, other classes just HAVE to copy that to stay competetive...

PS: i'd be happy with accoutn-wide alliance symbols (nothing else) and stop the crying instantly. would just play my sorc excusively then and be happy

You mean playing class which have at least 1/3 of class skills ether bugged or underwhelming!? Maybe their power QQing would help to finally get templar fixed!

DisgracefulMind · April 2015

Yoven wrote: »

Maybe you should go and level your lvl 18 Templar for a bit. It needs some love and attention, like you.

lol wat

TheElementalPlatypus · April 2015

Oh, but we are opposite! We are the easiest class to play! Anyone can go on a sorc an solo wipe zergs! Well at least that's what 99% of my PM's are saying. The qq is real, until they stop thinking they can run into 3 mines and survive, or they can kill us by pure burst, it will never happen.

DisgracefulMind · April 2015

TheElementalPlatypus wrote: »

Oh, but we are opposite! We are the easiest class to play! Anyone can go on a sorc an solo wipe zergs! Well at least that's what 99% of my PM's are saying. The qq is real, until they stop thinking they can run into 3 mines and survive, or they can kill us by pure burst, it will never happen.

Didn't you know? As soon as you level a Sorc all you need to do is slam buttons and you're immortal!!!!!!

Teargrants · April 2015

DisgracefulMind wrote: »

TheElementalPlatypus wrote: »

Oh, but we are opposite! We are the easiest class to play! Anyone can go on a sorc an solo wipe zergs! Well at least that's what 99% of my PM's are saying. The qq is real, until they stop thinking they can run into 3 mines and survive, or they can kill us by pure burst, it will never happen.

Didn't you know? As soon as you level a Sorc all you need to do is slam buttons and you're immortal!!!!!!

Can confirm, was there.

cozmon3c_ESO · April 2015

i play with the tip of my nose and kill everybody, even people in my own faction if they are in the way. what do night blades do, oh yeah.

Sorc is love, sorc is life (or something like that)

TheBucket · April 2015

someone died in pvp again

loki547 · April 2015

Germtrocity wrote: »

Attention my fellow sorcerers, you users of crystal frags and endless fury, of hardened ward and bolt escape.
We must make our stand today and end the unjust nerf sorcerer threads on the forums.

I propose an agreement to all sorcerers out there to act differently in Cyrodiil and let the nerf sorcerer threads die down.

I propose that we must:
-No longer solo wipe 24 man groups!
-No longer bolt escape (insert arbitrary number here) times across the map!
-No longer cast more than one hardened ward within a 15 second period!
-No longer ignore DK reflects and Templar eclipses (we must use projectiles on them so that the players feel skilled)!
-No longer position ourselves on cliffs so that the players we are fighting slip and fall to their deaths!
-No longer roll or CC break out of red AoE's!
-No longer use overload to kill all of Cyrodiil at the same time!
-No longer use our Ball of Lightning as intended, or Streak through to disorient enemies!
-No longer bolt escape out of wrecking blow range, or roll dodge lethal arrows!
-No longer skillfully press buttons on our keyboard, which would make us otherwise appear to be competent!

If all of our sorcerer comrades are able to take up this pledge, then perhaps we may finally end the "nerf sorc" rampage that is the forums, and grow once more as a class, brought closer together by our struggle!

So come! Take up the pledge my fellow sorcerers!

I agree with everything that's said in this post!

PS. Everyone should also join German's cult, it's only had about 3 people in it for the last six months

PPS. I have my own channel in his TS if anyone wants to ERP, chat or party!

ToRelax · April 2015

Kas wrote: »

if only all those forum warrior sorcs would play templar.
really could need as many threads. all the QQ during PTS payed of so much for them, other classes just HAVE to copy that to stay competetive...

PS: i'd be happy with accoutn-wide alliance symbols (nothing else) and stop the crying instantly. would just play my sorc excusively then and be happy

Just copy that strategy for when ESO 3.0 goes on PTS.

thelordoffelines · April 2015

As a sorc, sometimes when I'm bored I'll have my cat walk across my keyboard and see how many kills I can get.

Ezareth · April 2015

thelordoffelines wrote: »

As a sorc, sometimes when I'm bored I'll have my cat walk across my keyboard and see how many kills I can get.

I just set this up on my keyboard when I need to use the restroom.

I usually come back to my character surrounded by corpses.

Teargrants · April 2015

TL;DR version of sorc pledge

I promise that we must:
- Be free AP pinnatas.

Cinnamon_Spider · April 2015

Teargrants wrote: »

TL;DR version of sorc pledge

I promise that we must:
- Be free AP pinnatas.

Now the important question is do I get to keep the candy?

Teargrants · April 2015

Cinnamon_Spider wrote: »

Teargrants wrote: »

TL;DR version of sorc pledge

I promise that we must:
- Be free AP pinnatas.

Now the important question is do I get to keep the candy?

You're full of cinnamon spiders. Spiders. You sure you wanna keep that?

Cinnamon_Spider · April 2015

Teargrants wrote: »

Cinnamon_Spider wrote: »

Teargrants wrote: »

TL;DR version of sorc pledge

I promise that we must:
- Be free AP pinnatas.

Now the important question is do I get to keep the candy?

You're full of cinnamon spiders. Spiders. You sure you wanna keep that?

Who wouldn't want some delightful cinnamon covered spiders?

OrphanHelgen · April 2015

Buff everyone. Its not fun to play nerfed classes. I play for fun, not because someone thinks its OP. Well, I play to be OP. I play to get OP loot and tests builds to find the one doing most dmg. Whats the point of this if everything is being nerfed? I say BUFF not NERF! Buff everything! If one class are overpowered, then buff the 3 others.

Cody · April 2015

sorry man, now its nerf NB thread month, the sorcs have had their spotllight:D

/roll dodges away

TheBucket · April 2015

Cody wrote: »

sorry man, now its nerf NB thread month, the sorcs have had their spotllight:D

/roll dodges away

Perma cloaks in and out of this thread

Ezareth · April 2015

I killed a Level 43 NB and a Leve 34 NB 2 on 1 with my Lv 11 nightblade last night.

Nightblades clearly need nerfed.

cozmon3c_ESO · April 2015

Ezareth wrote: »

I killed a Level 43 NB and a Leve 34 NB 2 on 1 with my Lv 11 nightblade last night.

Nightblades clearly need nerfed.

awesome and lol buttons pressed.

Yolokin_Swagonborn · April 2015

Screenshot of me contributing to the cause.

#NOWARDS

#JUSTNBTHINGS

Zlater · April 2015

-No longer use armor in PvP

*this is the most important*