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Grasshopper
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  • ZOS_GaryA
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    Our advance apologies for the inconvenience, @Grasshopper, the 1.6.1 notes are relatively extensive old chap. Please ensure that your bifocals are properly cleaned and available for their release, which will be shortly.
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  • technohic
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    ZOS_GaryA wrote: »
    Our advance apologies for the inconvenience, @Grasshopper, the 1.6.1 notes are relatively extensive old chap. Please ensure that your bifocals are properly cleaned and available for their release, which will be shortly.

    Any purposeful tweaks or just bug fixes?
  • Gorthax
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    technohic wrote: »
    ZOS_GaryA wrote: »
    Our advance apologies for the inconvenience, @Grasshopper, the 1.6.1 notes are relatively extensive old chap. Please ensure that your bifocals are properly cleaned and available for their release, which will be shortly.

    Any purposeful tweaks or just bug fixes?

    the people felt the prices for the crown store were too much, so based on player feed back they increased the cost of items in the crown store by 95.2% since that is what the players wanted!

    In all seriousness though, they probably increased damage numbers for dks, increased damage numbers for templars, reduced sorc damage numbers by 75%, and broke nightblades while trying to buff them.

    ok now seriousness time :P based on a lot of feedback they probably adjusted a lot of numbers and fixed some glaring bugs.....I hope
  • C0pp3rhead
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    Please don't nerf my Templar LASERZ!!!
    wait... Templaserz? Tazers? Phazers?
    Destructo-beams of Death?
    Face-melters?

    Just make sure they start proc'ing correctly when an ememy is actually at low health instead of at 50%. And yes, it is strong, but read the warning label on that ability:

    "WARNING: when used properly, ability may cause face melting. To prevent face melting, apply interrupt to source or press the right and left mouse buttons simultaneously."
    "Things which are alike in nature grow to look alike, and the speaking stones have lain a long time lookin' at the sun. Some believe they descend with the lightning, but I believe they are on the ground and are projected downward by the bolt."

    Fear my moustache powers.

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    Giblets N Bits - V2 Imperial Nightblade
    Skruyue N'Alyutu - V1 Altmer Sorcerer
    Jolbie Firecrotch - L31 Nord Dragonknight

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  • ZOS_GaryA
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    technohic wrote: »
    ZOS_GaryA wrote: »
    Our advance apologies for the inconvenience, @Grasshopper, the 1.6.1 notes are relatively extensive old chap. Please ensure that your bifocals are properly cleaned and available for their release, which will be shortly.

    Any purposeful tweaks or just bug fixes?

    Both
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  • Armitas
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    ZOS_GaryA wrote: »
    Our advance apologies for the inconvenience, @Grasshopper, the 1.6.1 notes are relatively extensive old chap. Please ensure that your bifocals are properly cleaned and available for their release, which will be shortly.

    Extensive, now i'm really licking my chops for them. I want it meooowwww! Purrrreeesse? I got the patch note blues...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76Br5nHwsGw
    Edited by Armitas on 3 February 2015 18:46
    Retired.
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  • technohic
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    ZOS_GaryA wrote: »
    technohic wrote: »
    ZOS_GaryA wrote: »
    Our advance apologies for the inconvenience, @Grasshopper, the 1.6.1 notes are relatively extensive old chap. Please ensure that your bifocals are properly cleaned and available for their release, which will be shortly.

    Any purposeful tweaks or just bug fixes?

    Both

    Oh man. No I am excited!
  • Gorthax
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    C0pp3rhead wrote: »
    Please don't nerf my Templar LASERZ!!!
    wait... Templaserz? Tazers? Phazers?
    Destructo-beams of Death?
    Face-melters?

    Just make sure they start proc'ing correctly when an ememy is actually at low health instead of at 50%. And yes, it is strong, but read the warning label on that ability:

    "WARNING: when used properly, ability may cause face melting. To prevent face melting, apply interrupt to source or press the right and left mouse buttons simultaneously."

    Templaserz!!!! I choose that one :D
  • XEVENEX
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    Jesus beam.
  • rophez_ESO
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    "Shortly" and "soon" don't mean what you think they mean, ZOS employees!
  • Lionxoft
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    Soon™
  • AngryNord
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    rophez_ESO wrote: »
    "Shortly" and "soon" don't mean what you think they mean, ZOS employees!

    "soon" in ZOS terminology is "within the next 24 hours. Possibly. If we can be bothered."
  • Shuichi
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    soon -
    1.within a short period after this or that time, event, etc.:
    We shall know soon after he calls.
    2.
    before long; in the near future; at an early date:
    Let's leave soon.
    3.
    promptly or quickly:
    He came as soon as he could.
    4.
    readily or willingly:
    I would as soon walk as ride.
    5.
    early in a period of time; before the time specified is much advanced:
    soon at night; soon in the evening.
    6.
    Obsolete. immediately; at once; forthwith.

    (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/soon)

    Check definition 4

    Edited by Shuichi on 3 February 2015 19:58
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  • ZOS_GinaBruno
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  • Lalaeith
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    Edited by Lalaeith on 3 February 2015 20:02
  • Pyatra
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    AngryNord wrote: »
    rophez_ESO wrote: »
    "Shortly" and "soon" don't mean what you think they mean, ZOS employees!

    "soon" in ZOS terminology is "within the next 24 hours. Possibly. If we can be bothered."

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  • XEVENEX
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    Lionxoft wrote: »
    Soon™

    Shortly™

    FTFY
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