There's a special place in Hell for those who leave Plump worms and take the herb!
A place where you are made to constantly wear an orange knitted hat, where you are constantly beaten with "the chain of command", and you have to share a bunk with 'him'.
And before you think you'd like to be those things 'cos they remind you of Jayne Cobb in Firefly.. think again! 'Cos you'd just look like a poor imitation in a 30 minute costume at a Cosplay convention and everyone would avoid you.
/rantoff
Thanks for listening.
" Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those Nirnroot stop screaming, won't you?"