Maintenance for the week of December 23:
• NA megaservers for maintenance – December 23, 4:00AM EST (9:00 UTC) - 9:00AM EST (14:00 UTC)
• EU megaservers for maintenance – December 23, 9:00 UTC (4:00AM EST) - 14:00 UTC (9:00AM EST)
Feedback: Making ESO more FUN!
Here are a few lowbrow recommendations for the continued future enjoyment of ESO. Enjoy!
Entertainment:
- Drinking too many alcoholic beverages in a short time will now get your character drunk. If your character becomes drunk, you will receive the same visual and audio effects applied during the drinking contests at Bard's Retreat in The Rift. During this time, if you stand still for too long, your character will automatically be affected by the /drunk emote. If you try to /dance, your character will instead /dancedrunk. Continuing to drink after you are drunk will cause your character to vomit. Further drinking will cause your character to pass out.
- While Drunk, you may awaken:
- At a random Wayshrine, no harm done
- At an Inn, with a hefty tab (you are a generous drunkard)
- In a Cage, with a quest you must agree to complete in order to be released
- In Prison, with a hefty fine (drunken disorderly conduct)
- Or in a bed with a "friendly" bandit of a random gender who praises and rewards you for a "job" well done ... or attempts to kill you for your poor "performance".
- Eating food will reduce your "drunk" state. Eating too many foods in a short time will make your character belch rather loudly. Continuing to eat after this time will cause your character to have fits of flatulence and vomiting.
Along with patches, fixes, etc. We have *got* to get some straight up FUN injected into this game