A few questions.

1. Why do you, or if not you, the guy next to you, need to chase every single solitary player you see regardless of whether or not it completely spreads your group all over the map in every possible direction?

2. Why do you chase people across the map futilely instead of staying on task?
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3. Why do you run from me Im only trying to give you a hug. Hug me and stop getting daddy DK to come say hi. Seriously, bolt escaping is just... well it makes me feel unloved ok?

4. Why oh why Mr Agrippa, emperor of Bloodthorn, did you kill me with your standard and chain when I killed that nasty blue that was attacking you.

5. When your group leader says "go to X" why do you not go to X? Why do you go to Y Z and next Tuesdays chicken dinner before you consider even making an appearance at X?

6. Why is it, that no matter whenever I show up, it seems like everyone on the OPFOR chases me around. Not the guy to my left, god forbid the guy BEHIND ME and closer to those who are chasing me, but me. What did I do? Dont tell me youre still mad about that one time.

7. Y U QUIT SO EASY

Edit to add:

8. Casuale, is your group stalking me and Zetto? We literally ran into your group on three different campaigns (Wabba at Bleakers, then Hopesfire at Roebeck, then Bloodthorn at the NiMohk gate) over the course of the day, out of nowhere