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Where do you think all the Steam users have gone? (Wrong answers only).

  • xencthlu
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    They were running around the Imperial City Sewers and then some PvPer with a real build used Ferocious Leap on them, which knocked them through the zone geometry into the void. If they just queued for Cyrodiil, they could escape!
    Edited by xencthlu on 13 September 2025 20:59
  • AzuraFan
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    They're helping Gabe Newell count his money. It's taking a long time.
  • IsharaMeradin
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    They're dyslexic and now logging into Teams rather than Steam...
    PC-NA / PC-EU
    ID @IsharaMeradin
    Characters NA
    Verin Jenet Eshava - Dark Elf Warden (main)
    Nerissa Valin - Imperial Necromancer (secondary)
    Lugsa-Lota-Stuph - Argonian Sorcerer
    Leanne Martin - Breton Templar
    Latash Gra-Ushaba - Orc Dragonknight
    Ishara Merádin - Redguard Nightblade
    Arylina Loreal - High Elf Sorcerer
    Sasha al'Therin - Nord Necromancer
    Paula Roseróbloom - Wood Elf Warden
    Ja'Linga - Khajiit Arcanist

    Characters EU
    Shallan Veil - Wood Elf Warden

    ID @IsharaMeradin-Epic
    Characters NA
    Ja'Sassy-Daro - Khajiit Nightblade
    Natash af-Ishara - Redguard Warden
    Shallan Radiant Veil - Dark Elf Arcanist
  • fizzybeef
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    they quitted because the population of the game is dying like on concole
  • spartaxoxo
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    They're in hiding because they don't want to be used to cook broccoli
  • moderatelyfatman
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    Steam players have fled on mass and are now playing ESO on Epic due to their.... epic launcher.
    I can't believe no one wrote this one:

    THEY'RE ALL PLAYING ELDER SCROLLS VI
    Edited by moderatelyfatman on 14 September 2025 06:52
  • ADarklore
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    Well, I first fled to SWTOR for awhile... and now I've fled to New World Aeternum, which I'm loving btw, but I was never on Steam... always played on ESO launcher. Always check back in here now and then to see if anything is worth returning for... so far... no.
    CP: 2078 ** ESO+ 2025 Content Pass ** ~~ ***** Strictly a solo PvE quester *****
    ~~Started Playing: May 2015 | Stopped Playing: July 2025~~
  • Ttree
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    Playing other games as this one has gotten boring
  • Alinhbo_Tyaka
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    They've gone off to increase the populations of other MMOs though a few, particularly in the EU, are probably still waiting in the login queue where they remain uncounted.
  • Zodiarkslayer
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    They are busy beta testing the Elder Scrolls 6!
    No Effort, No Reward?
    No Reward, No Effort!
  • kevkj
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    Many ESO players have developed deep relationships with each other and many of said relationships have been consummated in holy matrimony. They have less time for gaming now that they are responsible for the product of their relationship.
  • FurryCandyHearts
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    big furniture sale at betsons furniture store?
  • whitecrow
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    big furniture sale at betsons furniture store?

    Big Marty sells carpets cheaper.
  • tincanman
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    They are at war with Eurasia, they have always been at war with Eurasia.
  • tincanman
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    Like the dwemer before them, we can only say that they existed but cannot say for certain what took them from us; all that remains is their empty mansions and the fact that they both relied overmuch on steam.
  • tincanman
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    They shot the albatross (or were compelled to listen to the one who did):

    He holds them with his glittering eye—
    The steam players all stood still,
    And listens like a three years' child:
    The Mariner hath their will.
  • Yudo
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    Steam Players loved the recent updates so much they put the game in a sleeve with the rest of the shinies.
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