Ganker's Paradise

Savagejack · October 4

*drum beat*

Ganker's Paradise

As I walk through the valley where I harvest CP
I take a look at these notes
And see they're for pvp
'Cause we've been blastin' and crashin' so long that,
Even the nightblades think that Zos' mind is gone
But they ain't never made a change that's so deserving
Cloakin' in the streets, knifing all my peeps
Better watch where you're walkin', and who they're stalkin'
Now it's cloak that got lined in chalk

No one likes a nerf, and it's lookin' bleak
Zos behind the pistol smoke when they fixed streak, fool
Little homies on the field will still be lookin' for a fight
Gotta pick your battles in the dark or the light
Or say your prayers to the Prince of Twilight

We been spending most our lives
Living in a Ganker's Paradise
Sometimes we pay the price
Living in the Ganker's Paradise

Look at the situation, it's just migration
We can live a normal life, we are all born free
So we just gotta dunk fools in pvp
Too much forum whining, can't be crying
Strength is what defines you, not denies you
A decked out fella with a willing heart
That's the true place we all have to start
I'm an OG stam sorc since 2014
Never given up once, just keep livin' the dream

Tell me why are we like latency
A slow defeat of complacency

We've been spending most our lives
Living in a Ganker's Paradise
Adapt and heed advice
Living in the Ganker's Pardise

Sister slappin' sister
Brother smackin' brother
Everybody's angry for one reason or another
Light em up, make em crisper
But just be ready for a hate whisper
What's going on this kitchen
Next patch I hope it's hate we fixin'
Win the fight, drop the mic
It's insight that might set us right
All you haters out of luck, fool

We've been spending most our lives
Living in a Ganker's Paradise
Peace comes with sacrifice
Living in the Ganker's Paradise

Muizer · October 4

Here, have an awesome. Can you also do 'Tanking paradise'? I believe that's the flavour of the day in PvP.

DrSlaughtr · October 4

Kiting round the tree spamming warding soul, tanking on heals and shields
1vX
With my mind on my buff bar and my buff bar on my mind

necro_the_crafter · October 4

Hello necro my old friend... I come to craft with you again... Because the reworks slowly creeping... Left unfinished while I was sleeping... And the vision of fully functional class... Still remains... Whithin the sound... of ZoS silence....

LittlePinkDot · October 13

I like big burst and I cannot lie,
You other brothas can't deny,
When a sorc walks by with itty bitty health, and a matriarch in your face I de Cloak.
Wanna pull up tough, cuz I know my merciless ain't fluff.
Deep with the proc I'm wearing, it's hooked at it won't stop flaring.
Oh baby, I wanna tea bag you,
And take your picture....
My homeboys tried to warn me,
ZoS bans for less than corny.

Zallion · October 13

Sorcs focus me on my arcanist cause my burst is weak.
We’ve been stuck inside this meta for weeks.
I’ve been pulled inside your rush of agony trap.
I should jump on my nb so I can two tap you back.

ZOS, wait! I have a forum complaint.
Forever in stealth or stuck in combat.

Thumbless_Bot · October 16

Can you do one for shield sorc paradise? I mean, if you are taking requests... Something to include overload spamming? I am not literally inclined otherwise I would try.