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Do you think we should be compensated with a real monkey?

Keshka
Keshka
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I mean, seriously.

Zenimax.

A lot of us beta tested this game. We put our heart and soul into playing the beta and pushing send in the crash reporter without putting in any text.

For all those times we relogged.
For all those times we wanted to kill Malanie.
For all those times we typed /reloadui.

I think we deserve compensation, and your virtual token of appreciation is just not enough.

I want my monkey. For realsies. Justin Bieber got one. Why can't I? I promise I won't take it to Germany.

I promise it will only fetch me snacks while I play ESO.

I SWEAR IT.
Edited by Keshka on 2 April 2014 15:54
  • omimace
    omimace
    Soul Shriven
    With or without collision?
  • Keshka
    Keshka
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    If it collides with me then at least I know it's real, and not just some empty gesture from ZOS's cold unfeeling heart.

    #tearsofhopelessness
  • Severan
    Severan
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    I support this idea. Also a year supply of diapers please...

    EDIT: FOR THE MONKEY NOT ME! Just wanted to clear that up...
    Edited by Severan on 2 April 2014 15:46
    Xbox One - BeScurred
  • moonfell
    moonfell
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    Cookies for @Keshka... Because I have no monkey to give her.
    The Psijic Order - Mara's Moxie - Undestined - The Sidekick Order
  • WhiteQueen
    WhiteQueen
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    Ugh. Hell no. The digital vanity pets already take up digital inventory slots. A real monkey would take up a RL inventory spot.
  • Swordmage
    Swordmage
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    First prize: a real monkey; Second prize, two real monkeys.
  • murpf
    murpf
    Severan wrote: »
    I support this idea. Also a year supply of diapers please...

    EDIT: FOR THE MONKEY NOT ME! Just wanted to clear that up...

    I would also like a monkey and a years supply of diapers.......for me. i like the time savings of just peeing on the go.
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