Maintenance for the week of September 29:
• [IN PROGRESS] PC/Mac: NA and EU megaservers for patch maintenance – September 29, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC) - 9:00AM EDT (13:00 UTC)
· Xbox: NA and EU megaservers for patch maintenance – October 1, 8:00 UTC (4:00AM EDT) - 16:00 UTC (12:00PM EDT)
· PlayStation®: NA and EU megaservers for patch maintenance – October 1, 8:00 UTC (4:00AM EDT) - 16:00 UTC (12:00PM EDT)
• [IN PROGRESS] PC/Mac: NA and EU megaservers for patch maintenance – September 29, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC) - 9:00AM EDT (13:00 UTC)
· Xbox: NA and EU megaservers for patch maintenance – October 1, 8:00 UTC (4:00AM EDT) - 16:00 UTC (12:00PM EDT)
· PlayStation®: NA and EU megaservers for patch maintenance – October 1, 8:00 UTC (4:00AM EDT) - 16:00 UTC (12:00PM EDT)
We are currently investigating connection issues some players are having on the North American and European megaservers. We will update as new information becomes available.
an AI's poetic take on the current tank/ballgroup meta
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Oh, ESO devs, behold our glee, In this topsy-turvy PvP spree. Ball groups and tanks, what a delight, Who needs balance when we have this sight?
The balls, a stroke of pure finesse, Watch them roll, causing distress. Strategic prowess? Nah, just a dream, Let's make a game of follow-the-team!
And tanks, oh tanks, the sturdy shield, With walls so tough, they'll never yield. Who needs variety, diversity too, When we've got tanks to see us through?
The PvP realm, unbalanced and grand, A playground of chaos, we understand. No need for fairness or skill to ignite, We're here for the comedy, day and night!
Oh, dear devs, keep it coming, we pray, This glorious mess, it brightens our day. With unmatched "balance," we adore, For a whimsical ESO PvP uproar!
The balls, a stroke of pure finesse, Watch them roll, causing distress. Strategic prowess? Nah, just a dream, Let's make a game of follow-the-team!
And tanks, oh tanks, the sturdy shield, With walls so tough, they'll never yield. Who needs variety, diversity too, When we've got tanks to see us through?
The PvP realm, unbalanced and grand, A playground of chaos, we understand. No need for fairness or skill to ignite, We're here for the comedy, day and night!
Oh, dear devs, keep it coming, we pray, This glorious mess, it brightens our day. With unmatched "balance," we adore, For a whimsical ESO PvP uproar!
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