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https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/668861
• PC/Mac: No maintenance – November 18
• ESO Store and Account System for maintenance – November 19, 9:00AM EST (14:00 UTC) - 6:00PM EST (23:00 UTC)
• PlayStation®: EU megaserver for maintenance – November 19, 23:00 UTC (6:00PM EST) - November 20, 17:00 UTC (12:00PM EST)
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/668861
an AI's poetic take on the current tank/ballgroup meta
deadpool3431
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Oh, ESO devs, behold our glee, In this topsy-turvy PvP spree. Ball groups and tanks, what a delight, Who needs balance when we have this sight?
The balls, a stroke of pure finesse, Watch them roll, causing distress. Strategic prowess? Nah, just a dream, Let's make a game of follow-the-team!
And tanks, oh tanks, the sturdy shield, With walls so tough, they'll never yield. Who needs variety, diversity too, When we've got tanks to see us through?
The PvP realm, unbalanced and grand, A playground of chaos, we understand. No need for fairness or skill to ignite, We're here for the comedy, day and night!
Oh, dear devs, keep it coming, we pray, This glorious mess, it brightens our day. With unmatched "balance," we adore, For a whimsical ESO PvP uproar!
The balls, a stroke of pure finesse, Watch them roll, causing distress. Strategic prowess? Nah, just a dream, Let's make a game of follow-the-team!
And tanks, oh tanks, the sturdy shield, With walls so tough, they'll never yield. Who needs variety, diversity too, When we've got tanks to see us through?
The PvP realm, unbalanced and grand, A playground of chaos, we understand. No need for fairness or skill to ignite, We're here for the comedy, day and night!
Oh, dear devs, keep it coming, we pray, This glorious mess, it brightens our day. With unmatched "balance," we adore, For a whimsical ESO PvP uproar!
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