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Sign that you've crafted too much

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Reticent_Prophet
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I saw some yellow flowers today out in the real world and instantly I thought "Yes! I found some Jute! I'd better grab this so I can craft some more" And then I remembered its real life.... This happen to anyone else whose addicted to the game?
  • Hawkwaard
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    Not this game, but other games yeah.

    But I haven't been able to put much time into ESO yet.
  • Pyatra
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    Out in the real world? Like... outside? I... I don't even remember what it was like.
  • Haxnschwammer
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    What do you mean with 'outside'?
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  • KiroElmarok
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    This land of "outside", is it near Highrock? Or do I have to look Elsweyr?
    Edited by KiroElmarok on 1 April 2014 14:40
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  • Felarrond
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    I think you need an immediate injection of Moon Sugar. You're hallucinating!
  • Charbortion
    Charbortion
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    i saw a bookshelf in my house just and thought of approaching it and pressing e.
    Then realized that im not in a game.
  • Myrdreth
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    Not yet...but I bet it will happen to me too in the near future (that always happens to me when I play a game too much). The worst 'game hallucination' happened to me because of The Sims :| Don't even ask...
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  • TheBusStop
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    Really, you went outside? Now why would you do that if you could be inside playing games?
  • venrick
    venrick
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    Outside!?!? that's where that big yellow thing in the sky lives and try's to set me on fire. No thanks
  • Myrdreth
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    venrick wrote: »
    Outside!?!? that's where that big yellow thing in the sky lives and try's to set me on fire. No thanks

    I can't resist...
    angrysun.jpg
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  • SirAndy
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    Being a programmer and having spent many years in the gaming industry, my main thing is that i always look for misaligned textures everywhere in the real world.
    I hate it when people don't pay attention to details and things aren't aligned or don't wrap correctly. Like bathroom tiles or wallpapers.

    I'm clearly beyond help at this point ...
    :D
  • Daraugh
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    Yep, went for a walk yesterday and on the side of the path was a fallen log. Maple!!! Oh yeah, right, oops not in game and not maple...

    I don't think it's too much gaming until you see nameplates hanging over people's heads in real life. Then back it off to just 15 hours a day... ;)
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  • Riny01
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    You see a funny shaped rock, & think "I found a rune. I hope it's an aspect one!"
  • Winke
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    you're making dinner and you think "did i leave that sweetroll recipe in the bank or in the drawer"
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  • Catches_the_Sun
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    I'm assuming this was during "server maintenance"?
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  • twyllie75_ESO
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    @myrdreth just seeing that sun still almost gives me a panic attack... i dont think it ever killed me but good god it freaked me out...
  • Medius
    Medius
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    Catches_the_Sun wrote: »
    I'm assuming this was during "server maintenance"?
    Server maintenance? Oh...I thought my brain had just stopped functioning. Thank god.

  • Reticent_Prophet
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    Catches_the_Sun wrote: »
    I'm assuming this was during "server maintenance"?
    No. for the 13 hour server maintenance I just devolve into a state of mindless rage.
  • Myrdreth
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    Reticent_Prophet wrote: »
    Catches_the_Sun wrote: »
    I'm assuming this was during "server maintenance"?
    No. for the 13 hour server maintenance I just devolve into a state of mindless rage.

    Sounds like a pleasant diversion.
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  • Lizard_man
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    Happened to be at work, after a late night and an all day session of playing. Saw a rock that had a similar shape to a rune, felt like attacking it with my pruning knife!
  • Salsadoom
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    It doesn't get bad untill you start disassembling the furniture and other items in the house because they might yield some useful crafting mats.

    but that furniture people leave on the side of the road is fair game....

  • Socratic
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    This has to be a troll, Should I report you to staff for making up stories about some thing called the real world?
  • Salsadoom
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    Signs you craft too much:

    1) You start collecting and chewing on random flowers to see what properties they have
    2) You take 'alternate' routes to get places...off road..thru alleys..off sidewalks because that is where all the neat crafting mats are
    3) You look at everyday objects and immediately know the amount and types of mats you get from disassembling them
    4) You ask the hot girl/guy their racial item type so you can make something special for them
    5) In restaurants you exclaim loudly 'I know this recipe'
    6) Every rock looks like an invitation to mine
    7) You get a rush when you hear the word 'crafting'
    8) You use your recipe ingredients as your shopping list
    9) You are 100% sure you could make a nice bow out of that pine tree limb that fell on the house
    10) You use rune words instead of english words in conversations
    11) You wonder what you should feed your car to increase it's carrying capacity
    12) You actually make a list of things that mean you craft too much
    13) You are sure alchemy isn't that hard and setup your own lab
    14) You disassemble the sofa to make some nice gloves
    15) You wonder what fish you can catch with random bugs that fly by
    16) When you see a possible mat you immediately run to it so that old woman won't get to it first while screaming 'Mine!'
  • Castielle
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    This made me LOL :smile:

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  • Arnyia
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    TheBusStop wrote: »
    Really, you went outside? Now why would you do that if you could be inside playing games?

    go_outside_comic.jpg

    >.<
    Yay! >.<
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