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https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/668861

The Source of the Smell

DarthCuddlefluff
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So for the longest time I was EP on my main and this was at a time when EP was DESTROYING in Cyrodiil. But every time I got on all the groups didn't seem to want to take me. So I just followed the action and earned 19 Alliance levels that way (I really want Legate Black). Shortly there after DC started winning all the time and I couldn't get any AP to save my life. No groups became disorganized and rarely formed. After that I decided to swap alliances to DC and join a couple of guilds that did DC Cyrodiil. Strangely, the guilds both disbanded and the problems with EP became the problems with DC. Guys, I get it. You don't have to move to the other side of the bus for me. I know now that I am The Source of the Smell. But if I can't get legate's black I at least want my title. I am requesting "The Source of the Smell" as my title.
  • Weckless
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    All in favor say Oi

    Oi
  • Lebkuchen
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    Cyrodiil- and PvP-communities have been dying for years. On all platforms and all alliances. "The source of the smell" that drives everyone away is not you, it's the geriatric and senile server-hamsters.

    After many years of torture the poor little creatures are being replaced by younger hamsters now. But qualified young server-hamsters are hard to find. And if they don't get better treatment, more time for continuing vocational training and help on weekends and primetime, i am afraid they will die even faster than their predecessors.
  • DarthCuddlefluff
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    Lebkuchen wrote: »
    Cyrodiil- and PvP-communities have been dying for years. On all platforms and all alliances. "The source of the smell" that drives everyone away is not you, it's the geriatric and senile server-hamsters.

    After many years of torture the poor little creatures are being replaced by younger hamsters now. But qualified young server-hamsters are hard to find. And if they don't get better treatment, more time for continuing vocational training and help on weekends and primetime, i am afraid they will die even faster than their predecessors.

    Are you saying that Cyro is literally slowing down/becoming buggier? Because I remember it being really buggy and constantly kicking me back when. Not so much nowadays. But I wasn't constantly doing so I wouldn't know. I have played the game for only a few years.
  • Lebkuchen
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    I was just trying to be nice. If you want the title "The Source of the Smell", i guess you deserve it.
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